Table of Contents
List of Maps and Illustrations xi
Introduction 1
1 What Must Be Done With Us Poor Indians? 9
2 Innocents Abroad 25
3 The Red and White Republic of Fredonia 45
4 An Elysium of Rogues 59
5 Texas Must Be a Slave Country 71
6 The Most Avid Nation in the World 83
7 Long Live Santa Anna! 97
8 Suspended Over the Altar of Sacrifice 109
9 You Have Torn the Constitution to Pieces 119
10 The Blood of Our Ancestors Flows Warm in Our Veins 131
11 Solely, Purely, Simply American 147
12 Two Armies 161
13 More Commanders-In-Chief than One 177
14 To the Lynchburg Ferry 197
15 The Prisoners of Velasco 213
16 The Barnyard Republic 225
17 He is Unfortunately a Man of Colour 239
18 I Have Never Told You a Lie 251
19 Wild Cannibals of the Woods 265
20 As far West as it is Possible for Americans to Go 279
21 A Foreigner in My Native Land 297
22 Striding with Giant Steps Toward Dissolution 313
23 We Are Not Ashamed to Confess that We Want Repose 329
24 To Conquer a Peace 345
25 A Decent Place in Which a White Man Could Live 359
Acknowledgments 375
Notes 379
Index 433