Table of Contents
Forewarnings 9
Aberrations and Variations Upon Classic Libations
Cthulhu Takes Manhattan 19
Sunken Island Iced Tea 20
The Final Syllable 23
The Ancient Way 24
Moscow Ghoul 27
The Doom That Came to Sazerac 28
Mojitotep 31
The Cosmicpolitan 32
Alhazred What She's Having 35
Bloody Derby 36
The Gloom That Came to Sarnath 39
The Third Oath 40
Tsathoggua's Sunset 43
Haunter of the Dark-arita 44
Pallid Carcosa 47
Dreamlander Slammer 48
Blueberry Devilry 51
The Great Old Ones 52
Hell Residente 55
Scaley Naval 56
Mint Ju-Leng 59
Mind Replacer 60
Demurely Clothed Lady 63
Pink FlaMi-Go 64
Blood Bath & Beyond 67
Whiskey Fez 68
Innsmouth Depth Charge 71
Negroni-nomicon 72
The Esoteric Water of Dagon 75
The Strange Highball in the Mist 76
Uncharted Waters
Grog-Sothoth 81
The Rootbeer of All Evil 82
The King in Jell-O 85
Rum Beyond 86
HP-notiq Regression 89
Cool Pear 90
The Shadow Out of Lime 93
The Moon-Grog 94
The Silver Whis-key 97
Old Titus 98
The White Sip 101
Nightgaunt 102
Space Mead 105
Rosemary's Meloncoly Baby 106
Abyssal Depths 109
Kill it With Fire! 110
Milk of Amnesia 113
The Groggoth 114
Rye'lyeh Rising 117
Old R'lyeh 118
Tekila-Li-Li 121
Blasted Heath Landslide 122
De Vermis Mezcalis 125
In Your Mouth with Madness 126
Absin-ath Waite 129
Tcho-Tcho-Tchocolate 130
Beer and Fear
H. Peach Lovedraft 135
Gug-a-Lug 136
The Lurking Beer 139
Pickman's Modelo 140
The DireWulf 143
Mississippi Boner 144
Beer the Fermentations of the Lemon 147
The Devil's Hopyard 148
Divine Inventions
The Wine-ing Trapezohedron 153
Carcosa Mimosa 154
The Captain's Gibson 157
Joseph Curwine's Cooler 158
Caffeinedish Creations
St. Albans Demon Star 163
Ouzo-Sathla 164
Azafroth 167
Irem Djinn & Tonic 168
Virgin Sacrifices
Surely Ancient Temple 173
The Wilum 174
Num & Yum 176
The Thing That Should Not Tea 177
Acknowledgments, Credits, and Gratitudes 179
Unit Conversion Guide 183
Index 187
