Zombie Outbreak Survival: Zombie Hive Incident #83-2005

by Van Allen

Overview

Lieutenant Russel Martin served as the Platoon Commander for a zombie outbreak response team deployed to Miercurea-Ciuc, Romania in 2005 and barely survived the incident. In this incident report, retired USMC Captain Van Allen, a special operations trained combat officer, recounts the zombie outbreak response incident, unloads his expert level knowledge of zombie outbreaks, and shares recently declassified information to help you get ready for and survive a zombie apocalypse. Forget most of what you think you know about zombies based on Hollywood movies, TV shows, and video games. What you don’t know will get you and everyone else killed. In this public service announcement, Captain Allen delivers the unfiltered and uncensored harsh reality of surviving a real zombie outbreak. Keep one fact in mind as you read Captain Allen’s PSAs. Surviving a zombie apocalypse is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid. If you want to live, read this, learn this, and ignore most of what you see or read anywhere else, before it’s too late. When the fecal matter impacts the rotating aerial oscillator and you find yourself up to your eyeballs in flesh eating zombies and lunatic apocalypse hooligans, you’ll be glad you took every chance you could to read every one of these definitive zombie apocalypse preparation PSAs you could get your hands on. It’s not too late, yet.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940152439595
Publisher:	Van Allen
Publication date:	10/29/2015
Series:	Zombie Outbreak Survival , #1
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
Sales rank:	601,066
File size:	191 KB
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

Van Allen Fiction by Screaming Weasel Productions is my latest work. I'm a former Captain in the US Marines who now writes thrillers and futuristic adventures, including stories with conspiracy theories, alien invasions, space wars, and of course the zombie apocalypse. In my 21-year military career, I developed expertise in both combat training early on and then criminal investigations later on. While in the Marines, I completed a Bachelor's degree in Psychology from Texas A&M University and a Masters in Psychology from The Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Originally from Houston, Texas and currently residing in Frisco, Texas, I fancy myself a secret physics, statistics, and data nerd. I'm also known today for being a part-time tennis strategy and coaching genius…by my kids…sometimes.