Emily is back in this complete rewrite of The Year My Life Went Down the Loo. Told in text messages, You Auto-Complete Me updates the tale of now-adult Emily, her year spent in England, and all her friends.
EMSTER What, you're not here? DRU I'm here. What's up, buttercup? EMSTER I have things to tell you! DRU So tell. I was sext...er...texting the BF. EMSTER !!! DRU J/K. Dish, sister. EMSTER Reasons why my life has gone to hell in a handbasket: In debt up to my armpits due to having to work off paying for ex-boss's car. DRU Shouldn't have hit that cop car, huh? EMSTER Forced to give up adorable apartment to live back with the parents while I pay off ex-boss' car. DRU Also shouldn't have lipped off to the judge who garnished your wages. EMSTER Forced to go with very same parents to England for a year. DRU Dude. EMSTER OK, that's not really bad, but I'm on a roll. Humor me. EMSTER Biggest reason life is messed up: Friends with Benefits Fang isn't around to indulge in benefitting. DRU You got me there. But cheer up, little Emily - life can't get any worse can it?
Emily is back in this complete rewrite of The Year My Life Went Down the Loo. Told in text messages, You Auto-Complete Me updates the tale of now-adult Emily, her year spent in England, and all her friends.
EMSTER What, you're not here? DRU I'm here. What's up, buttercup? EMSTER I have things to tell you! DRU So tell. I was sext...er...texting the BF. EMSTER !!! DRU J/K. Dish, sister. EMSTER Reasons why my life has gone to hell in a handbasket: In debt up to my armpits due to having to work off paying for ex-boss's car. DRU Shouldn't have hit that cop car, huh? EMSTER Forced to give up adorable apartment to live back with the parents while I pay off ex-boss' car. DRU Also shouldn't have lipped off to the judge who garnished your wages. EMSTER Forced to go with very same parents to England for a year. DRU Dude. EMSTER OK, that's not really bad, but I'm on a roll. Humor me. EMSTER Biggest reason life is messed up: Friends with Benefits Fang isn't around to indulge in benefitting. DRU You got me there. But cheer up, little Emily - life can't get any worse can it?
You Auto-Complete Me
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You Auto-Complete Me
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781945961335 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Keeper Shelf Books |
| Publication date: | 07/01/2018 |
| Series: | Emily Novel , #1 |
| Pages: | 278 |
| Product dimensions: | 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.63(d) |