Yeti NuCrakn
The low-rent film industry of an Alpine paradise is in peril, as are the indigenous people who toil reluctantly in making its regrettable pictures.
When a burgeoning appetite for foreign films coupled with a persistent deluge of moneyed foreigners into the gambling mecca of Mottona threatens to destroy the native population’s culture and drive them from ancestral lands, their only hope might be an actor named after a cryptid and a chicken-flavored, chocolate-covered potato chip.
Prematurely white hair and gymnastics prowess combined to make Yeti NuCrakn the accidental action hero of Grepin Films, the studio which creates the only movies most in Mottona are able to see despite the pleas of many for them to kindly stop doing that. A sweepingly protective law and the dream of a senile Dutch financier are the two tethers mooring the studio to existence. Those tenuous bonds keep many natives out of demeaning service jobs but also produce one anti-classic after another, calcifying hostility toward Grepin as well as its most recognizable employee.
While enduring his coworkers, who count among them a fugitive fraudster, a Shakespearian sot, and a chunkheaded soldier, Yeti rallies near nonexistent support for preserving the law as he struggles to own a mistake which saw snack company Chicachoc forever claim his surname. Chip bags and advertisements bearing the image of his twenty year old self unceasingly remind the forty year old of his life’s most catastrophic failing, one he endeavors not to best during his inelegant but sincere attempts to safeguard native wellbeing and his own self worth.
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When a burgeoning appetite for foreign films coupled with a persistent deluge of moneyed foreigners into the gambling mecca of Mottona threatens to destroy the native population’s culture and drive them from ancestral lands, their only hope might be an actor named after a cryptid and a chicken-flavored, chocolate-covered potato chip.
Prematurely white hair and gymnastics prowess combined to make Yeti NuCrakn the accidental action hero of Grepin Films, the studio which creates the only movies most in Mottona are able to see despite the pleas of many for them to kindly stop doing that. A sweepingly protective law and the dream of a senile Dutch financier are the two tethers mooring the studio to existence. Those tenuous bonds keep many natives out of demeaning service jobs but also produce one anti-classic after another, calcifying hostility toward Grepin as well as its most recognizable employee.
While enduring his coworkers, who count among them a fugitive fraudster, a Shakespearian sot, and a chunkheaded soldier, Yeti rallies near nonexistent support for preserving the law as he struggles to own a mistake which saw snack company Chicachoc forever claim his surname. Chip bags and advertisements bearing the image of his twenty year old self unceasingly remind the forty year old of his life’s most catastrophic failing, one he endeavors not to best during his inelegant but sincere attempts to safeguard native wellbeing and his own self worth.
Yeti NuCrakn
The low-rent film industry of an Alpine paradise is in peril, as are the indigenous people who toil reluctantly in making its regrettable pictures.
When a burgeoning appetite for foreign films coupled with a persistent deluge of moneyed foreigners into the gambling mecca of Mottona threatens to destroy the native population’s culture and drive them from ancestral lands, their only hope might be an actor named after a cryptid and a chicken-flavored, chocolate-covered potato chip.
Prematurely white hair and gymnastics prowess combined to make Yeti NuCrakn the accidental action hero of Grepin Films, the studio which creates the only movies most in Mottona are able to see despite the pleas of many for them to kindly stop doing that. A sweepingly protective law and the dream of a senile Dutch financier are the two tethers mooring the studio to existence. Those tenuous bonds keep many natives out of demeaning service jobs but also produce one anti-classic after another, calcifying hostility toward Grepin as well as its most recognizable employee.
While enduring his coworkers, who count among them a fugitive fraudster, a Shakespearian sot, and a chunkheaded soldier, Yeti rallies near nonexistent support for preserving the law as he struggles to own a mistake which saw snack company Chicachoc forever claim his surname. Chip bags and advertisements bearing the image of his twenty year old self unceasingly remind the forty year old of his life’s most catastrophic failing, one he endeavors not to best during his inelegant but sincere attempts to safeguard native wellbeing and his own self worth.
When a burgeoning appetite for foreign films coupled with a persistent deluge of moneyed foreigners into the gambling mecca of Mottona threatens to destroy the native population’s culture and drive them from ancestral lands, their only hope might be an actor named after a cryptid and a chicken-flavored, chocolate-covered potato chip.
Prematurely white hair and gymnastics prowess combined to make Yeti NuCrakn the accidental action hero of Grepin Films, the studio which creates the only movies most in Mottona are able to see despite the pleas of many for them to kindly stop doing that. A sweepingly protective law and the dream of a senile Dutch financier are the two tethers mooring the studio to existence. Those tenuous bonds keep many natives out of demeaning service jobs but also produce one anti-classic after another, calcifying hostility toward Grepin as well as its most recognizable employee.
While enduring his coworkers, who count among them a fugitive fraudster, a Shakespearian sot, and a chunkheaded soldier, Yeti rallies near nonexistent support for preserving the law as he struggles to own a mistake which saw snack company Chicachoc forever claim his surname. Chip bags and advertisements bearing the image of his twenty year old self unceasingly remind the forty year old of his life’s most catastrophic failing, one he endeavors not to best during his inelegant but sincere attempts to safeguard native wellbeing and his own self worth.
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| BN ID: | 2940016173115 |
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| Publisher: | Joe Morrow |
| Publication date: | 02/23/2013 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 723 KB |
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