“Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”
“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don’t you do anything quickly?”
“Yes, I get tired fast.”
“I haven’t slept for days.”
“How come?”
“I only sleep at night!”
“Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?”
“You’re the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don’t you do anything quickly?”
“Yes, I get tired fast.”
“I haven’t slept for days.”
“How come?”
“I only sleep at night!”
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ISBN-13: | 9780736948487 |
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Publisher: | Harvest House Publishers |
Publication date: | 03/01/2013 |
Pages: | 112 |
Product dimensions: | 4.20(w) x 6.80(h) x 0.80(d) |
Age Range: | 8 - 11 Years |