Wiltshire Folk Tales

by Kirsty Hartsiotis

Overview

These lively and entertaining folk tales from one of Britain's most ancient counties are vividly retold by local storyteller Kirsty Hartsiotis. Their origins lost in the oral tradition, these thirty stories from Wiltshire reflect the wisdom of the county and its people. From the Giant's Dance to the Great Western Railway, no stone is left unturned to discover the roots of the county. Discover the Moonraker's passages and Merlin's trickery, dabchicks and the devil, the flying monk of Malmesbury and a canal ghost story. These tales have all stood the test of time, and remain classic texts that will be enjoyed time and again by modern readers.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780752470412
Publisher:	The History Press
Publication date:	09/16/2011
Series:	Folk Tales: United Kingdom
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	192
File size:	690 KB
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

KIRSTY HARTSIOTIS is a popular Stroud-based storyteller. With Anthony Nanson, in their company Fire Springs, they have performed widely in Britain and beyond and co-authored Gloucestershire Folk Tales. Kirsty is the author of Wiltshire Folk Tales and Suffolk Folk Tales and co-author of Suffolk Ghost Tales, and combines storytelling and writing with work as a museum curator in Cheltenham.

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Wiltshire Folk Tales

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By Kirsty Hartsiotis

The History Press

Copyright © 2011 Kirsty Hartsiotis
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-7524-7041-2

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CHAPTER 1

The Moonrakers

Ikey Perritt, the landlord of the Pelican in Devizes, was out of brandy. He had plenty of cider, ale and barley wine, but the fine French brandy was all gone and Christmas was coming. Now, the price of French brandy would have made any Lord and Lady Muck wince, especially in those straitened times. Perritt and his customers were not rich men. But Perritt was used to getting a good price, and he had his regular suppliers. One of them, a fellow Devizes man by the name of James Chapman, had promised him a delivery a good month ago, but there had been no word since. Perritt decided that it was time that he paid Chapman a visit.

When he reached Chapman's house he knocked on the door. Chapman answered himself, and looked horrified to see him.

'Christ! You can't show your face here! What if someone saw you? Quick, get inside.' Perritt was hustled through the door and sat down. A glass of ale was pressed into his hand, and then Chapman took a deep breath. 'You'll be here about the brandy,' he said. 'Well, that's fair enough. And it's here alright, been here a good three weeks, but I've had a right do getting it here, I can tell you.

'I'd met up with one of my old contacts, old Mabett, from Tilshead way. He had a few kegs he'd bought off a Southampton man, and I'd a few I'd bought off a man from Romsey. We figured that between us we'd have you supplied all the way through till Lent, with that lot!

'So off we went to Southampton, and I had a plan for a smooth journey home. We had a cart and a donkey, and we loaded the barrels up onto the cart and lashed them down. Then we covered the whole lot with hay, and tied that down too. Then, for verisimilitude, I got a spade and a shovel and a couple of old hay rakes and strapped them on the side of the cart. Then we dressed ourselves up in a pair of farmer's smocks, cross gartered our trouser legs and slapped broad-brimmed straw hats on our heads. We didn't quite go as far as chewing a piece of straw, but we would have done – for verisimilitude.

'We'd chosen our night carefully, a bleak 'un, cloudy and with a few spits and spots of rain; the kind of night that a body would be happy to cosy up by the fire with a glass of toddy in his hand. A fine night for smuggling! So off we set, going at as fast a clip as the donkey would let us.

'It was easy going through the forest out of Southampton, under cover of the trees and the darkness. We knew the first test would be on Cranborne Chase. We crept out onto the open ground and set us along the rides. In our attire, we couldn't have looked less like poachers, but the foresters wouldn't have given a fig – you should see them, Ikey, with their basket armour woven by their loving wives, and their broad woven helmets and their cudgels ready to whack a poacher and send him straight to jail. But the clouds stayed low, there was no one about and we were soon up at the Wiltshire Coppice. Home and dry – or so we thought.

'We moved steadily across the Downs, heading north, over the Nadder, past the woods at Fonthill, getting closer to home. But by now the night was changing. The drizzle was long gone, the clouds were breaking up and we could see the full moon high above the hills, with the clouds scudding fast across it. I'd forgotten it was full moon – I'll not forget again.

'There was no one out that night. I'd have called it uncanny, if it hadn't been so convenient. But by now the clouds were all gone, and the full moon lit the way and made for easy travelling. We pressed on, and we were so nearly home – so nearly! We were here in Devizes. We'd snuck up by St James', using the churchyard and trees for cover and we were just skirting the Crammer pond when the donkey froze.

'We froze as well, looking around for what might have frightened it, but there was nothing to be seen. Mabett was all of a pother. He leapt off the cart and was whacking at the donkey and hissing at it to go on, but the cussed beast wouldn't shift, just dug its heels in more.

'"Mabett," says I, "stop it now. You'll only make it yell." And sure enough, the donkey was soon bellowing away and I was sure that the excisemen – and every man, woman and child in the town – would find us and our brandy. "Stop it. Stop it," I cried, but the donkey had the last laugh.

'As Mabett brought his switch down hard on the beast's back, it kicked out, bucking up and kicking the traces of the cart right off. The cart upended, and hay, rakes and shovels were scattered all over the ground. For a moment the kegs held, and then they rolled out as well, straight into the pond.

'We were cussing and swearing, I can tell you, but in we waded as the damn things bobbed up and down in the water, and we tried to roll them out. But no sooner were we in the pond, than we heard the sound of a horse's hooves pounding along Church Walk towards us. Mabett and I looked at each other – it must be an exciseman! But I had a plan.

'"Get those rakes, and a wisp o' straw," says I, "and I'll push the barrels into the reeds. Now, when he gets here, you just get that rake and start raking at the water – just there – and leave the talking to me."

It was the exciseman, sure enough, and he brought his horse right up the edge of the pond. "Night poachers!" he began. "And if you aren't, I swear I'll eat my hat!" Then he stopped and seemed to see for the first time what we were doing.

'"Oh zur," says I in my very best Wiltshire, chewing away on my wisp o' straw for verisimilitude, "we beant no poachers, bit 'av' 'ad a' mishap, as ya zee – tha' donk mead a zudden start – he gied a kick, and out went oor things, which lays all about – an' look – thur's oor gurt yeller cheese. He rolled straite into the pond – and so we're reakun 'im out agin!"

The exciseman stared at us a minute, raking away at the bright white disc on the water, and then he burst out laughing.

'"You fools," he said. "Can't you see? That's no cheese. It's the reflection of the moon – look, can't you see it shining above you?"

But we didn't look; we just kept on raking at the white and shining thing in the pond till he nearly burst his sides with laughing.

'"That beats it all clean," he cried, "to see you crazy idiots raking at the moon!" And with that, he spurred his horse and rode away. As soon as he was gone, we rolled out the barrels from the reeds as quick as you like, got them back on the cart, covered them with hay and we were on our way, the donkey moving now as sweet as if butter wouldn't melt in its mouth.

'And that's why I've not delivered. I'm awaiting a cloudy, wet night so that we might sneak it all away.'

Perritt laughed long and loud at the story. Chapman flushed deep red and said, 'and I'll thank you to keep that story under your hat. If it gets out, we'll be the laughing stock of 'Vizes!'

Perritt gave his word, and soon enough the barrels of French brandy were safely ensconced in his cellar, no harm done after their dunking. But the story did get out. The exciseman couldn't resist and he told all his friends the tale. He was the toast of many a gathering so that the tale spread throughout the country and all of England knew for sure and certain that Wiltshire folk were fools. But at the Pelican Inn that Christmas, everyone raised a glass of the finest French brandy and toasted that exciseman who was taken in by a Wiltshire clown!

CHAPTER 2

The Flying Arrow

Church and State were inextricably linked at Sarum. The cathedral and the fort nestled together within the walls of the castle. It must have seemed like a good idea at the time they were built, thirty years after the Norman Conquest, so soon after the English rebellions that followed.

However, the idea was a disaster from the word go. Only five days after the church was consecrated, the tower roof blew off. And it only got worse. The wind made such a racket that the monks could hardly hear themselves sing. There was hardly any water on the hill and the soldiers made sure the priests had to buy it at an inflated price from the farmers below. The church-builders hadn't provided enough rooms for the priests, so those had to be rented from the soldiers. As for the building, if it wasn't the tower roof blown off, then it was windows blown out or masonry tumbled by the ever-present wind.

For a century the priests put up with it, but in the early thirteenth century another problem arose. The soldiers had no respect for the priests and taunted them day and night. It was a bad time for England. King John had fought against everyone from the Pope down. Most of the kingdom's French lands were lost, taxes had shot sky high, his own barons had risen against him, and for long periods of his reign the whole country was excommunicated. The dead weren't buried, babies went unbaptised and sins weren't shriven. It didn't get any better when John died and his young son, Henry III, came to the throne.

The castle was controlled by William Longspée, King John's bastard half-brother. He was a good lord, but his loyalty to the Crown meant he was often away, fighting for the King. The castle grew unruly in his absence.

Matters came to a head on Rogation Sunday, 25 April 1219. The priests processed from the church, out of the castle and down to the bishop's lands below. The farmers and the green lads beat the bounds of the land, and the priests sang hymns and blessed it for another season. The bishop's lands were extensive and it was well after dark when the weary priests processed back up the hill to the castle. But when they reached the castle, they found the gates were locked.

They hammered on the doors. They shouted and screamed, but no one answered. They were forced to spend the night huddled against the castle walls with the beggars and tinkers and ladies of ill repute. It was a cold and scary night. Not a single one of the priests managed to get a wink of sleep.

The soldiers laughed when they let the priests in the next morning. They taunted them every time they dared emerge from the church. Bishop Poore decided that enough was enough. He wrote to the Pope, requesting permission to build a new cathedral far away from the soldiers and the castle. The reply came by early summer. The Pope had granted him a licence to build. The question was: where?

The best land in the area belonged to Wilton Abbey. Founded by Alfred the Great after his battle against the Vikings in AD 871, the abbey had well-watered and abundant lands, full of crops, fruit and fat sheep. The bishop was the Abbess's superior. He could order her to give up her land.

Poore wasn't an ordering kind of man, so he set out on his donkey to beg the Abbess for a parcel of land. As he entered the town, he passed a row of cottages. Sitting outside were a group of old women, spinning and basking in the summer sunshine. They watched him go by. Then one of the old women, in the piercing voice of one whose hearing is starting to go, said, 'I do wonder at that bishop, that he comes to Wilton. Perhaps he means to marry the Abbess. Do you think he's got a dispensation?'

Bishop Poore flushed, but one of the other women shushed her and said, 'Don't be so silly! He's just off to ask her for some land to build that new church of his. Haven't you heard?'

The old woman turned to her friend in shock. 'Does the bishop not have any land of his own that he must rob the Abbess? God loves him not who grudges his own.'

The bishop hung his head in shame. The woman was right. He had to use his own lands. He turned the donkey around and went home.

That very night, the bishop had a dream the like of which he'd never had before. The Virgin Mary came to him and said, 'Bishop Poore, your new church and town will be blessed with peace and prosperity if you will do one thing for me. Build the church on land dedicated to me, and I will bless it.'

Bishop Poore woke up knowing what he had to do. He got out his rent books and his lists and scoured them from end to end, but not a single farm or field seemed to be named for the Virgin. So he went out into the fields and asked farmers and tenants, but nobody could help him. At his wits' end, the bishop wondered whether the Virgin had meant him to go to the nuns at Wilton and ask them.

He went out and walked his lands one last time before heading back to Wilton. He chanced upon two soldiers, slightly the worse for drink. They were casting bets to see who was the best archer, and the bishop stopped to listen.

'I bet you,' cried the first, 'I can shoot my arrow two fields away!'

'An' I bet you that you shoot it – bam – right at your feet!' cried the second.

The first archer drew back his bow and let fly the arrow, and it soared through the air. It landed just over the fence.

'Well,' said the first, 'let's see you do better!'

'I bet,' said the second, readying his bow, 'that I can get my arrow, not one, not two, but three fields away. See where that brindled cow is?'

He let fly the arrow and it landed close enough to the cow to spook it.

'That's it!' cried the second. 'All the way to Merryfield!'

'What did you say?' cried the bishop. 'What did you call that field?'

The two archers turned to him. 'Why,' said the first, 'that's Merryfield.'

The bishop clasped his hands together. Merryfield. Mary's Field. His prayers were answered. 'And whose land is it on?'

The two archers stared at him as if he were mad. 'Why, my lord,' said the second. 'It's your own land.'

The bishop fell down on his knees and gave thanks.

Work began at once. William Longspée and his wife Ela, perhaps contrite about the soldiers' usage of the priests, laid the foundation stones. The new cathedral at Salisbury was built very quickly, in only thirty-eight years. The priests were very keen to get down off that hill!

But William Longspée didn't live to see the building completed. He died only five years after the cathedral was begun. He'd been fighting in France for young King Henry. He was hale and hearty and speaking of his desire to see his wife and the work on the church. But he died five days after he arrived back in England, before he even got home to Salisbury. The rumour ran that he was poisoned by Herbert de Burgh, the King's regent, jealous of William's favour with Henry. So William had the dubious honour of being the first to be buried in the new church. In 1791 his tomb was opened and a rat was found lodged in his skull. It had died of arsenic poisoning.

Bishop Poore didn't live to see the church consecrated either, but he started work on improving the lot of the people of Salisbury. He opened a church school and promoted health and safety: every Sunday his priests preached that children should not be left alone in their houses with lit fires.

In 1228 his successes at Salisbury paid off and he was made Bishop of Durham, a very prestigious post. He died in 1237, content in the knowledge that not only had he done well in Durham but he had secured a fine future for Salisbury.

But what became of the old church still marooned on the hill of Sarum? Well, if you go into Salisbury's Cathedral Close today and look carefully at the stones, you'll find it in the walls and houses.

CHAPTER 3

The Night of the Long Knives

When the Romans left, Britain was in turmoil as the petty chiefs struggled for the high kingship. Constantine leapt into the breach. He called himself Emperor, the third of that name, but he died young. He left three sons. The eldest, Constans, had been in a monastery since he was a boy, and the other two, Ambrosius Aurelianus and Uther Pendragon, were just children. The nobles despaired, but there was one who saw this as an opportunity. Vortigern, Lord of Wirtgernesburg, near Bath, said that Constans should rule. He was his father's eldest son, monastery taught or not. When the young man was brought to the throne, Vortigern was there, offering advice and counsel and nodding understanding as Constans stumbled through this unfamiliar world of warriors and politicians.

Constans came to a country already at war with the Picts in the north. As war raged, Constans was soon listening only to Vortigern. But it wasn't enough for Vortigern to have the ear of the King. He wanted to be king himself. He married Constans' mother, putting aside his first wife, the mother of his sons. He made a contract with the Picts, with silken promises and lies, and they sneaked into the fortress and murdered the young King. Ambrosius and Uther fled across the sea to Brittany and the friendly court of Budic I of Cornouaille, and the British nobles did nothing as Vortigern declared himself High King over them all.

But that was only half the story. While Vortigern ruled from his Wiltshire castle, and the British nobles plotted and schemed to overthrow him in their decaying villas, a group of desperate men hauled their three ships up on a beach on the Isle of Thanet in Kent. All unknowing, they had fled to a land about to sink into fierce war. If they had known they would not have changed their course, for they were warriors, every one.

(Continues...)

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Table of Contents

Contents

Acknowledgements,
Map of the Stories,
Introduction,
One The Moonrakers,
Two The Flying Arrow,
Three The Night of the Long Knives,
Four Stone Soup,
Five The Odstock Curse,
Six The Barrow Thieves,
Seven The Devil in Wiltshire,
Eight Lady Diana Spencer,
Nine The Ghostly Hunt,
Ten The Raising of the Giant's Dance,
Eleven Will Darrell's Child,
Twelve Jack-o'-the-Lantern,
Thirteen The Mare's Egg,
Fourteen Sir Bevis of Hampton,
Fifteen The Ghost of Manton Barrow,
Sixteen The Death of Guinevere,
Seventeen The Aldbourne Dabchick,
Eighteen The Battle of Edington,
Nineteen The Devizes Wizard,
Twenty The Flying Monk of Malmesbury,
Twenty-one Squire Crowdy of Highworth,
Twenty-two The Legend of the White Hand,
Twenty-three Flying Will Continue as Usual,
Twenty-four The Maid and the Maggot,
Twenty-five St Melor of the Silver Hand,
Twenty-six The Black Dog of Collingbourne Kingston,
Twenty-seven Smiling Jack,
Twenty-eight St Aldhelm,
Twenty-nine The Amesbury Archer,
Thirty The Fairies of Hackpen Hill,
Bibliography,