Why Not?: Lessons on Comedy, Courage, and Chutzpah

From master comedian Mark Schiff, a long-time touring partner of Jerry Seinfeld, comes a hilarious account of decades of foolery with comedy and acting legends and how he honed his mensch skills in all of life’s arenas.

Pursuing a career in comedy has always taken a lot of chutzpah. Today Mark Schiff looks back at his fifty-year career as a stand-up comic, actor, and writer and knows he’s laughed with the best of them. His comedy and character have been widely praised by everyone from Jerry Seinfeld to Bill Maher, Paul Reiser, and Colin Quinn—as Seinfeld writes in his foreword, Mark is “the greatest comedy pal a guy could ever wish for”—but it hasn’t always been easy.

In this brilliantly honest collection of essays inducing both heart tugs and deep belly laughs, Mark recounts growing up Jewish in the outer boroughs of New York City and shares how he survived a harrowing childhood and managed health crises, aging, marriage, parenting, and career highs and lows. With wit and wisdom, Mark reminds us that no matter the troubles at-hand, the show must always go on. The result is an unforgettable and highly relatable account from one of the best humor writers of our time that will leave readers of all faiths energized and feeling like they’ve schmoozed with the best of them. 

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Why Not?: Lessons on Comedy, Courage, and Chutzpah

From master comedian Mark Schiff, a long-time touring partner of Jerry Seinfeld, comes a hilarious account of decades of foolery with comedy and acting legends and how he honed his mensch skills in all of life’s arenas.

Pursuing a career in comedy has always taken a lot of chutzpah. Today Mark Schiff looks back at his fifty-year career as a stand-up comic, actor, and writer and knows he’s laughed with the best of them. His comedy and character have been widely praised by everyone from Jerry Seinfeld to Bill Maher, Paul Reiser, and Colin Quinn—as Seinfeld writes in his foreword, Mark is “the greatest comedy pal a guy could ever wish for”—but it hasn’t always been easy.

In this brilliantly honest collection of essays inducing both heart tugs and deep belly laughs, Mark recounts growing up Jewish in the outer boroughs of New York City and shares how he survived a harrowing childhood and managed health crises, aging, marriage, parenting, and career highs and lows. With wit and wisdom, Mark reminds us that no matter the troubles at-hand, the show must always go on. The result is an unforgettable and highly relatable account from one of the best humor writers of our time that will leave readers of all faiths energized and feeling like they’ve schmoozed with the best of them. 

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From master comedian Mark Schiff, a long-time touring partner of Jerry Seinfeld, comes a hilarious account of decades of foolery with comedy and acting legends and how he honed his mensch skills in all of life’s arenas.

Pursuing a career in comedy has always taken a lot of chutzpah. Today Mark Schiff looks back at his fifty-year career as a stand-up comic, actor, and writer and knows he’s laughed with the best of them. His comedy and character have been widely praised by everyone from Jerry Seinfeld to Bill Maher, Paul Reiser, and Colin Quinn—as Seinfeld writes in his foreword, Mark is “the greatest comedy pal a guy could ever wish for”—but it hasn’t always been easy.

In this brilliantly honest collection of essays inducing both heart tugs and deep belly laughs, Mark recounts growing up Jewish in the outer boroughs of New York City and shares how he survived a harrowing childhood and managed health crises, aging, marriage, parenting, and career highs and lows. With wit and wisdom, Mark reminds us that no matter the troubles at-hand, the show must always go on. The result is an unforgettable and highly relatable account from one of the best humor writers of our time that will leave readers of all faiths energized and feeling like they’ve schmoozed with the best of them. 


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781954641174
Publisher: Apollo Publishers
Publication date: 11/08/2022
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
File size: 5 MB

About the Author

Mark Schiff is a stand-up comedian who has headlined at comedy clubs nationwide, including all the major casinos in Las Vegas and Atlantic City, and toured worldwide with Jerry Seinfeld for fifteen years. Mark has specials on HBO and Showtime, has appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and Late Night with David Letterman, is featured in Seinfeld’s Netflix special Jerry Before Seinfeld and Live from the Laugh Factory with Dom Irrera, and has been the featured act at the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. He coedited I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America’s Top Comic with Ritch Shydner, is the playwright of Married People, cowritten with Steve Shaffer, which played to sold-out audiences in Los Angeles in 2019, and The Comic, which ran in Los Angeles for ten months as well as at the Aspen Comedy Festival, a regular contributor to LA’s Jewish Journal, and the host of the podcast You Don’t Know Schiff. Mark lives in Los Angeles with his first wife, his fifth dog, and photos of his three sons who have all moved out and have good jobs, yet still manage to call and ask for money.

Jerry Seinfeld is an actor and comedian best-known as the creator of the TV show Seinfeld. He is the author of the New York Times best-sellers Is This Anything? and SeinLanguage, which reached #1 on the list. He lives in New York City and Los Angeles.


Mark Schiff is a stand-up comedian who has headlined at comedy clubs nationwide, including all the major casinos in Las Vegas and Atlantic City, and toured worldwide with Jerry Seinfeld for fifteen years. Mark has specials on HBO and Showtime, has appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and Late Night with David Letterman, is featured in Seinfeld’s Netflix special Jerry Before Seinfeld and Live from the Laugh Factory with Dom Irrera, and has been the featured act at the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival. He coedited I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America’s Top Comic with Ritch Shydner, is the playwright of Married People, cowritten with Steve Shaffer, which played to sold-out audiences in Los Angeles in 2019, and The Comic, which ran in Los Angeles for ten months as well as at the Aspen Comedy Festival, a regular contributor to LA’s Jewish Journal, and the host of the podcast You Don’t Know Schiff. Mark lives in Los Angeles with his first wife, his fifth dog, and photos of his three sons who have all moved out and have good jobs, yet still manage to call and ask for money.



Jerry Seinfeld is an actor and comedian best-known as the creator of the TV show Seinfeld. He is the author of the New York Times best-sellers Is This Anything? and SeinLanguage, which reached #1 on the list. He lives in New York City and Los Angeles. 

Read an Excerpt

Thank you for purchasing (I hope) a copy of my new book, Why Not?: Lessons on Comedy, Courage, and Chutzpah. Please do not let the title fool you. This book is not just for Jews or for that matter, the courageous. This book is for everyone who wants to laugh, wants to cry and wants to lose weight and not gain it back.

How this book came about was one day many years ago, I received a call from the editor of the Los Angeles Jewish Journal. The Jewish Journal is a major weekly newspaper that is filled with one article after another by Jews complaining about everything from war to tiddlywinks. The editor asked me if I would write an article for the paper. I had never written one before, but I said, “why not?”  Why not?

Those two words “Why not?” is why you are holding this book right now. I am sure right before you bought it, you probably thought “Why not?” It is not uncommon that two words can change a person’s life. When I got married, I said, “I do.” Those two words changed my life, my bank account and what I thought was a necessity for sex. I bet if you tried you could also locate two words that changed your life.

I had so much fun writing that first article. For me, it was a whole new creative experience. Plus, the people who read it seemed to really like it. So, I decided to write another and another and now I have a book’s worth. After just a few articles, I started hearing from the readers things like, “When I open the paper, the first thing I do is look to see if you wrote an article this week.”  “You’re my favorite writer in the paper.” Whether or not any of that is true, it is a good feeling to know that people have enjoyed my work.

After a life time of writing jokes, traveling the world, and taking my jokes to strangers in a few hundred small and big towns across the globe, it’s nice to have something that I don’t have to get on a plane and deliver to you while standing under a row of hot lights. I hope you enjoy the book and maybe one day someone might ask you to do something that you have never done before.  Don’t forget the two words that might also change your life.  “Why Not?”

Table of Contents

Foreword by Jerry Seinfeld

Introduction

 

1. Age

May You Live Till

Oy Vey Iz Mir

The Incredible Shrinking Man

The Show Must Go On

 

2. Community

Craving Community

I Don’t Have to Go, Now I Get to Go

It’s In You, So Share You

Amazing, Amazing

Gooood Shabbas

I Love My Neighborhood

 

3. Dieting

Excuse-Aholism

Jews, Non-Jews, and Weight Loss

My Downfall is Bread

Eat, Pray, Eat

You’re Too Thin

 

4. Family

Here Comes the Judge

I Used to Have a Life

What is a Typical Jewish Mother?

The Miserable Side of Dining Out

All You Need Is Love? Maybe

I Saw Ma

Traveling with My Father

The Orphan

 

5. Friends

The Importance of Friends

Get A Couple

Abu Mustafa Calls Me His Brother

The Big Snub

Don’t Ever Quit on Yourself

 

6. Funny

Consult Your Doctor

The War on Culture

What’s All the Complaining About?

The Most Jewish Comedian Ever

The Punchless Punchline

Heeere’s Mark Schiff

 

7. Helping Others

Coronavirus and Sumo Wrestling

Willingness

A Great Phone Call

A Valued Customer

As the World Turns

A Tight Twenty Minutes

Brother From a Different Mother

I Want to Be Around for All of You

My Uncle Miltie

Simon Says Do This

 

8. Hope

“B” Positive is Not Just a Blood Type

The Perfect Circle

Let There Be Light

The Blessing

Sealed with a Kiss

 

9. Kindness

Always Keep Your Promises to Your Dog

How a Christmas Gift Changed a Young Jewish Boy’s Life Forever

The Candy Man

The Haircut

Pause When Agitated

A Period of Transition

Ruby: A Lesson in Kindness

The Rumor Mill

 

10. Love

Don’t Fence Me In

The Good Old Days

I’m Proud of You

 

11. Marriage

Proof There is a God

Seinfeld, Bradley Cooper, and My Wife

Two Million

You Look Marvelous

 

12. Parenting

Great Catch, Champ

Never Talk While Eating Fish

They Are Back

The Nineteen Boxes

Smell My New Car

The Nearness of You

Pay Attention

Welcome to the Club

 

13. Self-Help

How to Accomplish Getting

Nothing Done

I Love Your Smile

Lost and Found

Nap Time

I Don’t Want to Exercise

Keep Your Two Cents to Yourself

 

14. Famous Friends

The Day Bob Dylan Came to My House

Katharine Hepburn and Me

Hey, Carl, Don’t Forget Your Toupee

What’s a Kid from the Bronx Doing Hanging Out with Sir Anthony Hopkins?

Free Cars

 

15. Stand-Up

The Night

“There Goes the Neighborhood”

The Road

Caesars to Cedars

Portrait of a Young Comedian

 

Acknowledgments

Photos

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