Table of Contents
1 I Hate Snakes: 1982, 8 years old 1
2 Where there's Smoke, there's Hoodlums: 1983, 9 years old 9
3 The Great Wall: 1983, 9 years old 19
4 Brian and that Damn Bat: part I, 1983, 9 years old 31
5 Brian and that Damn Bat: part II, 1983, 10 years old 35
6 Jesus Saves … Most of the Time: 1982 to 1988, 8 to 14 years old 41
7 The Fire (Our Coming out Party): 1984, 10 years old 57
8 If the Train should Jump the Tracks: 1984, 10 years old 65
9 Little Red Corvette: 1984, 10 years old 75
10 The Money Shot: 1985, 11 years old 81
11 We were Running: 1988, 14 years old 87
12 Makin' a Livin': 1990, 16 Years Old 97
13 Egging the Principal's Wife: 1990, 16 years old 103
14 The Summer of Gun Powder: 1991, 17 years old 113
15 Joy Ride: 1992, 17 years old 121
16 The Slingshot Incident: College 129
17 Going to Graduate: College 135
18 The Shit Bomb - the Greatest Practical Joke in the History of Mankind: College 141
Afterword: Relatively Weil-Adjusted Adults 161
Acknowledgments 164