Table of Contents
Acknowledgments
Prologue
1. My Best Friend Is a Murderer
2. The Nuts and Bolts of Life as I Know It
3. Rebecca is Cooler Than Me (Sorry, I Was Hacked)
4. I Can't be Psychic When I Keep Getting Blindsided
5. I Have Several New Stalker Friends
6. I Forgot I Wasn't Normal for a Second
7. Serena Has a Secret and I Want to Know It
8. Frank Brings Up the Bad Stuff
9. Serena Screwed Up, but the Nazis Started It
10. So, Apparently, I'm "Snubby"
11. Serena Has No Chill (But I Already Knew That)
12. My Sister Is a Saint
13. Rebecca Shows Off Her Interior Decorating Skills
14. I'm Officially Stupid for Not Realizing This Sooner
15. Okay, Now We're Just Making Things Up
16. Nobody Believes Me-I'm Mister Unreliable
17. I Think We Broke Serena
18. Why Am I Always the One Who Screws Up?
19. Why Couldn't the New Order Cure Diabetes Instead?
20. Don't Mind Me-I'll Just Lead Us to Our Doom
21. And the Holocaust Comes Full Circle
22. Leave It to Kevin to Get Lost
23. My Great-Grandmother Is a Fugitive
Epilogue