When All Else Fails Drink Coffee is a short and sassy antidote to those times when you are overworked, underpaid and too tired to get laid. We know that, like us, you have occasional hissy fits in the grocery store and breakdowns at bake sales, making you want to move and not give a forwarding address. Perhaps the kids acting like howler monkeys? Men acting like, well, men? Wouldn't it be awesome if we could call 911 and get some handsome fireman to come over and give us emotional CPR? Mr. Six Pack would tell us we‟re gorgeous and give us hugs and kisses to make us feel better. He could take the husband or boyfriend away and provide him with romance lessons and then take the kids for about three weeks and only bring the good ones back! The survival tips in this book are the next best thing (we really tried to have a handsome buff fireman be a gift with purchase, but he kept escaping). Like a warm cup of coffee with a best friend, these suggestions are a sure-fire guide to honoring and loving your unique self.
