What's New, Doc?: A Collection of Funny, Poignant, and Even Scandalous Medical Stories

by Elain Myrie-Richards M.D.

Overview

Medicine can be raunchy! is the comment a friend made when I shared some of my stories with her.

Another friend stated, These stories are outrageous! and his statement gave me an idea for the subtitle.

My reply to these friends is, But they are all true. In fact, you should have heard the ones I rejected, in the interest of propriety.

According to my three children, belonging to a family in which both parents are physicians requires a strong constitution. Stories shared at the dinner table were sometimes funny, sometimes heartbreaking, sometimes carried a moral, and often involved gory details, which my children would have preferred we left out.

One of the stories with a moral was that of a teenager, who hitched a ride with a man, who was driving drunk. In the accident, which caused the young man to be brought to the E. R., he sustained severe abdominal injuries and lost his spleen.

That day the moral of the story was, Do not hitch hike!

DUI, became the dinner topic on the day when an injured, drunk patient was brought in to the E. R. after running his car into a parked patrol cruiser.

My stories are short and pithy.

They will make you laugh.

They will make you cry.

They will make you shake your head, for whatever reason.

They will make you wish you had shared a story.

They will make you healthy, because laughter is good medicine.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781440199240
Publisher:	iUniverse, Incorporated
Publication date:	02/03/2010
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	268
Sales rank:	278,797
File size:	468 KB

About the Author

AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY Why am I qualified to write this book? This book is non-fiction, in that it records episodes actually experienced by health care providers in the United States and other countries. It may have been written by anyone who conceived the idea, made the effort to collect the stories, edit them, and place them in an orderly fashion for publishing. Although this might appear easy, my experience proved that for every 8 to 10 providers contacted, only one story was forthcoming. So unless one is able to take rejection and move on; unless one is willing to call, and send reminders and faxes; unless one realizes that many people are not imaginative and are just not inclined to help; this book would not be published. Elaine Myrie-Richards is a retired physician who lives in Winter Springs, Florida. She obtained her medical degree from the University College of the West Indies, Kingston, Jamaica. She completed her residencies in Rehab Medicine in New York, and Internal Medicine in Toronto. After relocating to Florida, she worked with the Veterans’ Affairs for twenty years. (There she was in charge of working with the VIST program, the ex POW program, the Spinal Cord Injury team, and the Rheumatology Clinic. She also was the Medical Director of the Women’s Clinic for five years prior to retiring.) She now spends her time volunteering, enjoying traveling, and gardening. She is a Master Gardener. This book is her first. The section in parenthesis is optional. However, my being the physician for the Spinal Cord injured veterans for 7 years, gives me an audience with the PVA. (Paralyzed Veterans of America) The ex POW’s also have groups which meet in their various states, and the female veterans now comprise a significant number of veterans.