Table of Contents
Introduction xi
Who is Craig Duswalt? xv
Author's Note xix
How this all Started 1
How I Got into the "Business" 1
W 6
Should I Stay Or Should I Go? 9
My First Day with Guns N' Roses 10
Alone in Germany 13
Cash 18
Travel 19
How We Traveled 19
Decoys 23
Bath Salts 25
Autographs at Customs 27
Limo Accidents 29
Shots Fired: Bogotá, Colombia 32
The Shot Heard around the Hotel 34
Almost Missed My Flight 39
Hotels 45
Life Magazine Article 45
Paparazzi-Germany 51
Tower Records 54
Waiter Wants Axl's Autograph 57
The $5,000 Phone Call 61
Chili & Cheese 62
What Would You Do for $1,000? 67
My Towel 74
Drug Searches & Close Calls 77
Slash "Dies" 87
Shows 91
A Typical Show Day 91
A Not-So-Typical Show Day 94
Different Show Schedules 94
The Dreaded Teleprompter 97
"You're Fired" 103
The Banana Split Thing 107
Pretty Tied Up 109
The Domino's Pizza Guy 114
James on Fire 116
Fans 125
Where Do I Apply? 125
Autographs 126
Backstage 127
The Buenos Aires McDonald's 130
Your Gun for a Hat? 135
The Photo Shoot 139
Red Lion Restaurant & Bar, New York City 141
Strip Clubs 148
Axl Kills a Moth 152
Stars 159
Freddie Mercury Tribute 159
Gianni Versace & Victoria Secret Models 165
Shannon Hoon 169
U2 171
Kurt, Courtney, Frances Bean, & Andrew Dice Clay 174
Steven Tyler 177
UFO Nick 180
Quick Stories, States, & Facts 189
Last Concert 203
The Use Your Illusion World Tour 203
Band Together Foundation 213
Acknowledgments 214
About the Author 218