WampyJaw
The Zonk family have been successful entrepreneurs for generations - and their mission is to ferret out radical conservatism.
Amongst their enterprises is the Zonk Estate, a home for disenfranchised orphans. The title of the estate is held by Chesterfield T. Dangleberry, Esquire (aka Chester the pig, who speaks three languages fluently but none of them human). On entering the Gates of Dangleberry, religions, political affiliations, racism, sexism and any other 'ism' are left behind. Those that enter are under the Rule of Zonk-where everyone has a voice and a vote, and is encouraged to use that power.
Other enterprises include an asylum for the humane incarceration for the delusional - the Zonk Farm for the Warped Noodle. Ward three is for Republicans only.
Roger is a fifth-dimensional being who pops in on the Zonks to see how they are doing, and any individuals who die are reconstituted by him on Teegarden C.
These fantastical tales are a continuation from 'The Chronicles of Zonk'.
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WampyJaw
The Zonk family have been successful entrepreneurs for generations - and their mission is to ferret out radical conservatism.
Amongst their enterprises is the Zonk Estate, a home for disenfranchised orphans. The title of the estate is held by Chesterfield T. Dangleberry, Esquire (aka Chester the pig, who speaks three languages fluently but none of them human). On entering the Gates of Dangleberry, religions, political affiliations, racism, sexism and any other 'ism' are left behind. Those that enter are under the Rule of Zonk-where everyone has a voice and a vote, and is encouraged to use that power.
Other enterprises include an asylum for the humane incarceration for the delusional - the Zonk Farm for the Warped Noodle. Ward three is for Republicans only.
Roger is a fifth-dimensional being who pops in on the Zonks to see how they are doing, and any individuals who die are reconstituted by him on Teegarden C.
These fantastical tales are a continuation from 'The Chronicles of Zonk'.
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WampyJaw

WampyJaw

by Zachary Maxwell
WampyJaw

WampyJaw

by Zachary Maxwell

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The Zonk family have been successful entrepreneurs for generations - and their mission is to ferret out radical conservatism.
Amongst their enterprises is the Zonk Estate, a home for disenfranchised orphans. The title of the estate is held by Chesterfield T. Dangleberry, Esquire (aka Chester the pig, who speaks three languages fluently but none of them human). On entering the Gates of Dangleberry, religions, political affiliations, racism, sexism and any other 'ism' are left behind. Those that enter are under the Rule of Zonk-where everyone has a voice and a vote, and is encouraged to use that power.
Other enterprises include an asylum for the humane incarceration for the delusional - the Zonk Farm for the Warped Noodle. Ward three is for Republicans only.
Roger is a fifth-dimensional being who pops in on the Zonks to see how they are doing, and any individuals who die are reconstituted by him on Teegarden C.
These fantastical tales are a continuation from 'The Chronicles of Zonk'.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781788309295
Publisher: Olympia Publishers
Publication date: 04/29/2021
Pages: 386
Product dimensions: 6.14(w) x 9.21(h) x 0.86(d)

About the Author

Zachary Maxwell has degrees in nothing in particular but did achieve his PhD in the Lethargic Sciences from the renowned and accredited University of Futility. He happily resides in the attic of his mother's dilapidated home and frequently contemplates solutions to the dense insanity surrounding this Universe.
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