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VirginMari (2012/53Kwords/teen&family/fiction/action-comedy/psychological/metaphor/film) by MrK.Singh
A story about a 'sexy' handshake with babies or better still the disastrous consequences of not covering-up. In other words its a huge laugh. Can you imagine getting pregnant from a typical handshake! If only she had worn gloves. A glove can be looked upon as a condom. That nicely takes one to 'The-Queen-of-England' whos always wearing long gloves which are most definitely 'condomy.' I bet 'Her Majesty's going to love this film. Back to the story where Maris over protective dad, HandzOff, was doing his best to get her to cover right up as a means to get her to wear gloves too. By the way Maris got tiny hands which drives blokes mad. So thats why her dad was getting her to wear gloves. Whilst mum, Kirbi, cant stop laughing her head off that Maris got pregnant with HandzOff doing everything to watch her 24-7.
Finally many of the scenes in the story are from 'MrK.Singh' personal experiences in life. However some of the outlandish ones are dream scenes for entertainment purposes only. For instance hes loves all things white or 'whyte' in his case. Hes a special case. Hes loves all things whyte. Thats developed into a fetish for all things 'whyte' including food, clothes, decor, motors as well as living in a 'whyte' clad house. That really puts 'Boss-Hogg' from the 'Dukes-of-Hazard' to shame. He stopped short when it came to white foods. Thats one of mans greatest weaknesses. I bet hes turning in his grave right now! The colour 'whyte' is quiet therapeutic. He sounds like a bit of a nut or 'knut' or better still a right 'co-co-nut' or better still a 'ko-ko-knut' or 'kkk,' not to be confused with the 'KKK.' A 'ko-ko-knut' is a person whos brown on the outside and 'whyte' on the inside. Basically theyre more 'whyte' than a typical 'whyte' person putting them to shame. Apart from his weakness to coloureds things hes developed a strange talent. Hes can read ones 'knees' or 'elbows' just like a palmist. So its best if you 'cover-up' otherwise hell come out with the number of partners as well as the number of STI. How embarrassing! By the way hes got the physique of Arnold Schwarzenegger!
A story about a 'sexy' handshake with babies or better still the disastrous consequences of not covering-up. In other words its a huge laugh. Can you imagine getting pregnant from a typical handshake! If only she had worn gloves. A glove can be looked upon as a condom. That nicely takes one to 'The-Queen-of-England' whos always wearing long gloves which are most definitely 'condomy.' I bet 'Her Majesty's going to love this film. Back to the story where Maris over protective dad, HandzOff, was doing his best to get her to cover right up as a means to get her to wear gloves too. By the way Maris got tiny hands which drives blokes mad. So thats why her dad was getting her to wear gloves. Whilst mum, Kirbi, cant stop laughing her head off that Maris got pregnant with HandzOff doing everything to watch her 24-7.
Finally many of the scenes in the story are from 'MrK.Singh' personal experiences in life. However some of the outlandish ones are dream scenes for entertainment purposes only. For instance hes loves all things white or 'whyte' in his case. Hes a special case. Hes loves all things whyte. Thats developed into a fetish for all things 'whyte' including food, clothes, decor, motors as well as living in a 'whyte' clad house. That really puts 'Boss-Hogg' from the 'Dukes-of-Hazard' to shame. He stopped short when it came to white foods. Thats one of mans greatest weaknesses. I bet hes turning in his grave right now! The colour 'whyte' is quiet therapeutic. He sounds like a bit of a nut or 'knut' or better still a right 'co-co-nut' or better still a 'ko-ko-knut' or 'kkk,' not to be confused with the 'KKK.' A 'ko-ko-knut' is a person whos brown on the outside and 'whyte' on the inside. Basically theyre more 'whyte' than a typical 'whyte' person putting them to shame. Apart from his weakness to coloureds things hes developed a strange talent. Hes can read ones 'knees' or 'elbows' just like a palmist. So its best if you 'cover-up' otherwise hell come out with the number of partners as well as the number of STI. How embarrassing! By the way hes got the physique of Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940151596114 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | MrK.Singh |
| Publication date: | 06/10/2015 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 147 KB |
About the Author
The 'MrK.Singh'
He became unemployable. So he turned to writing as a more constructive outlet. Thats when he discovered a brand new metaphor - The 3rd-Hand. That gave him a tremendous drive. So he put his philosophy together with several short stories in a book called ‘HandShakers.’ Its a book most suited to teenagers in a classroom all across the globe. Moreover the stories have also been written as though they were films. However one of the short stories was just too good to be left in a school so he knocked up a long version for the masses. That ones called ‘VirginMari.’ Its got an unbelievable story line only brought about by the metaphor. That in turn makes it unique and stand out from the crowd.
Apart from the storys uniqueness the authors also special in that hes a disabled writer who suffers from Asperger syndrome. That turns ones English into a second language or third one being Asian. His English 'disability' produces an easy style of writing which appeals to a much wider age group.
The character 'MrK.Singh' is a 7-footer whos got the physique of a body-builder with a deep tan of asian appearance. You could say hes a bit of a god. Hence whatever he says goes. Hes got the unique ability to reads ones 'knees' or 'elbows' for the number of partners as well as the number of STDs. How embarrassing. Moreover if the number of STDs exceeds the number of partners implies that theyre rubbish with relationships. So its best if you cover them up from now on! Thats made him turn into a campaigner. Its called the 'Great Cover Up' or the 'G-CUP' campaign. Its to get folk to cover up against the cold, sun, ticks and to use protection. However hes not all perfect himself. Hes got a huge weakness. Hes got an allergy to colouring in foods and dyes in clothes. Thats developed into a massive fetish for all things white or 'whyte' in his case. His favourite things are 'ko-ko-knut' milk and ‘whyte’ marshmallows. Incidently a 'ko-ko-knut' is a person whos brown on the outside and 'whyte' on the inside.
He became unemployable. So he turned to writing as a more constructive outlet. Thats when he discovered a brand new metaphor - The 3rd-Hand. That gave him a tremendous drive. So he put his philosophy together with several short stories in a book called ‘HandShakers.’ Its a book most suited to teenagers in a classroom all across the globe. Moreover the stories have also been written as though they were films. However one of the short stories was just too good to be left in a school so he knocked up a long version for the masses. That ones called ‘VirginMari.’ Its got an unbelievable story line only brought about by the metaphor. That in turn makes it unique and stand out from the crowd.
Apart from the storys uniqueness the authors also special in that hes a disabled writer who suffers from Asperger syndrome. That turns ones English into a second language or third one being Asian. His English 'disability' produces an easy style of writing which appeals to a much wider age group.
The character 'MrK.Singh' is a 7-footer whos got the physique of a body-builder with a deep tan of asian appearance. You could say hes a bit of a god. Hence whatever he says goes. Hes got the unique ability to reads ones 'knees' or 'elbows' for the number of partners as well as the number of STDs. How embarrassing. Moreover if the number of STDs exceeds the number of partners implies that theyre rubbish with relationships. So its best if you cover them up from now on! Thats made him turn into a campaigner. Its called the 'Great Cover Up' or the 'G-CUP' campaign. Its to get folk to cover up against the cold, sun, ticks and to use protection. However hes not all perfect himself. Hes got a huge weakness. Hes got an allergy to colouring in foods and dyes in clothes. Thats developed into a massive fetish for all things white or 'whyte' in his case. His favourite things are 'ko-ko-knut' milk and ‘whyte’ marshmallows. Incidently a 'ko-ko-knut' is a person whos brown on the outside and 'whyte' on the inside.
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