Acknowledgements
To the 'Ladies Mags'. The enlightenment you have provided 'Us Lotharios' over the years have been invaluable for understanding the female mind.
To the Psychologists. Thanks mateys! You provide a fabulous interpretation as to why 'Us Lotharios' still prefer to pursue the female body.
To Linus. For being still soo confused; The female mind? The female body? Both?
To all the beautiful Ladies. Sigh! As he told a lady recently in a bar, he learned too late that the part between living and dying should have been totally dedicated to the pursuit the female body, instead, he needed to get a job to help fund the pursuit of just one female mind.
She didn't understand what he was saying and walked away?
A Teaser:
What Linus decided he would do for this story then is provide his learned opinion using his typical male egoistical perspective to counter the gossipy comments and lurid suggestions made by a lady magazine's sexist self-vindicated love guru as she attacked 'Us Lotharios' with the never ending cry; 'Leave the younger ladies alone, you old pricks'.
The heading in the 'mag' read:
Older Lotharios? Are you dating your dad?
Another Teaser:
A profound statement is needed here!
'Ladies, we are purely out there for sex, anywhere, anytime, you're the boss, we're your slaves, we'll pay for your drinks, take you to the best restaurant in town, buy you diamonds and Prado clothes, take you for drives in our Porsche's and Lambo's, just for that 'do what you want with us' privilege'.
