When Margaret Butler (aka "Ret" Butler) receives the rundown Gay Banana Hot Springs Resort & Spa from her rich, redneck father, she feels like she's been given a second chance at life. Her self-induced delusional euphoria is soon shattered by...uh, Daddy, who seems suddenly and mysteriously intent on running her out of business. Because he can? Or, does he have a deep, dark secret reason?
And what does Ret's seemingly clueless mother know? Quite a bit, it turns out! But Ret is pre-occupied: She has grand larceny on her mind, pink mischief on her lips and a chance to rendezvous with an old flame, the ever-lovely Wilhelmina White. Ret is not about to let some old geezer with too much money ruin her grand plans for the Gay Banana--even if he is her father. This will end well, right? What could go wrong?
