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A humorous look at President Trump’s best insults and comebacks since taking office
Love him or hate him, our 45th president has changed the game on insults, quips, and news-worthy jabs in 140 characters or less. This book puts President Trump’s most notable and no-nonsense comebacks, burns, and tweets on display for Trump supporters and dissenters alike.
"Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me 'old,' when I would NEVER call him 'short and fat?' Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!"
—Twitter, November 11, 2017
“So much Fake News is being reported. They don’t even try to get it right, or correct it when they are wrong. They promote the Fake Book of a mentally deranged author, who knowingly writes false information. The Mainstream Media is crazed that WE won the election!”
—Twitter, January 13, 2018.
“Crooked Hillary Clinton is the worst (and biggest) loser of all time. She just can’t stop, which is so good for the Republican Party. Hillary, get on with your life and give it another try in three years!"
— Twitter, November 18, 2017
“Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn’t these people vote? Celebs hurt cause badly.”
— Twitter, January 22, 2017
Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781250201539 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | St. Martin's Publishing Group |
| Publication date: | 09/04/2018 |
| Sold by: | Macmillan |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 160 |
| File size: | 1 MB |
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CHAPTER 1
DUMMIES
WOW, THE RIDICULOUS DEAL MADE BETWEEN LYIN'TED CRUZ AND 1 FOR 42 JOHN KASICH HAS JUST BLOWN UP.
What a dumb deal — dead on arrival!
TWITTER, APRIL 29, 2016
OUR PRESIDENT IS A GREAT EMBARRASSMENT TO THE U.S. HOW COULD ANYBODY BE SO DUMB OR KNOW SO LITTLE AS TO MAKE THE VERY STUPID 5 FOR 1 SWAP?
TWITTER, JUNE 3, 2014
Why are @JebBush flunkies @ananavarro and @secupp, TWO OF THE DUMBEST PEOPLE IN POLITICS, always on the @CNN panels ... and yet Poll:Trump 39
TWITTER, DECEMBER 27, 2015
@EWErickson is a total low life — read his past tweets.
A DUMMY WITH NO "IT" FACTOR.
Will fade fast.
TWITTER, OCTOBER 8, 2015, ABOUT ERICK ERICKSON, CONSERVATIVE COMMENTATOR
Really dumb @CheriJacobus.
BEGGED MY PEOPLE FOR A JOB. TURNED HER DOWN TWICE AND SHE WENT HOSTILE.
Major loser, zero credibility!
TWITTER, FEBRUARY 5, 2016, ABOUT CHERI JACOBUS, GOP CONSULTANT
@RICHLOWRY IS TRULY ONE OF THE DUMBEST OF THE TALKING HEADS — he doesn't have a clue!
TWITTER, SEPTEMBER 21, 2015, ABOUT RICH LOWRY, EDITOR, NATIONAL REVIEW
@SENJOHNMCCAIN SHOULD BE DEFEATED IN THE PRIMARIES. GRADUATED LAST IN HIS CLASS AT ANNAPOLIS — DUMMY!
TWITTER, JULY 16, 2015, ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN, UNITED STATES SENATOR
What a waste of time being interviewed by @andersoncooper when he puts on really stupid talking heads like Tim O'Brien — dumb guy with no clue!
TWITTER, JULY 23, 2015, ABOUT TIM O'BRIEN, JOURNALIST, BLOOMBERG
GREAT JOB @MARIATCARDONA ON @THISWEEKABC. YOU MADE KOOKY COKIE ROBERTS AND @BILLKRISTOL LOOK EVEN DUMBER THAN THEY ARE. YOU WILL BE RIGHT!
TWITTER, NOVEMBER 29, 2015, ABOUT COKIE ROBERTS, CONTRIBUTOR, MORNING EDITION
DUMMY @KARLROVE CONTINUES TO MAKE AND WRITE FALSE STATEMENTS. HE STILL THINKS ROMNEY WON — he should get a life!
TWITTER, DECEMBER 10, 2015, ABOUT KARL ROVE, FORMER DEPUTY WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF
Why does @Greta have a fired Bushy like dummy, John Sununu on–spewing false info? I WILL BEAT HILLARY BY A LOT, SHE WANTS NO PART OF TRUMP.
TWITTER, JANUARY 21, 2016
Weak and totally conflicted people like @TheRickWilson shouldn't be allowed on television unless given an I.Q. test. Dumb as a rock! @CNN
TWITTER, DECEMBER 9, 2015, ABOUT RICK WILSON, POLITICAL CONSULTANT
I TRULY BELIEVE THAT our country has the worst and dumbest negotiators OF VIRTUALLY ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
TWITTER, NOVEMBER 28, 2013
Obama' ststement [sic] on Egypt was TERRIBLE AND DUMB–now being used by military as a rallying cry–our foreign policy is worst in U.S. history.
TWITTER, AUGUST 15, 2013
HIGHLY UNTALENTED WASH POST BLOGGER, JENNIFER RUBIN, A REAL DUMMY, NEVER WRITES FAIRLY ABOUT ME. WHY DOES WASH POST HAVE LOW IQ PEOPLE?
TWITTER, DECEMBER 1, 2015
Please explain to the dummies at the @WSJ Editorial Board THAT I LOVE TO DEBATE AND HAVE WON, according to Drudge etc., ALL 11 OF THEM!
TWITTER, MARCH 17, 2016
Isn't it funny that I am now #1 in the money losing @HuffingtonPost (poll), AND BY A BIG MARGIN. Dummy @ariannahuff must be thrilled!
TWITTER, JULY 25, 2015
SORRY, @ROSIE IS A MENTALLY SICK WOMAN, a bully, a dummy and, above all, a loser. OTHER THAN THAT SHE IS JUST WONDERFUL!
TWITTER, DECEMBER 8, 2014, ABOUT ROSIE O'DONNELL, COMEDIAN
THE POLLS HAVE BEEN REALLY AMAZING–WE ARE ALL TIRED OF INCOMPETENT POLITICIANS AND BAD DEALS!
TWITTER, AUGUST 17, 2015
CHAPTER 2NASTY WOMEN
DID CROOKED HILLARY help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?
TWITTER, SEPTEMBER 30, 2016, ABOUT ALICIA MACHADO, FORMER MISS UNIVERSE
I GAVE A WOMAN NAMED BARBARA RES A TOP N.Y. CONSTRUCTION JOB, when that was unheard of, and now she is nasty. SO MUCH FOR A NICE THANK YOU!
TWITTER, MAY 16, 2016, ABOUT BARBARA RES, FORMER TRUMP EXECUTIVE AND AUTHOR OF ALL ALONE ON THE 68TH FLOOR: HOW ONE WOMAN CHANGED THE FACE OF CONSTRUCTION
@JRubinBlogger one of the dumber bloggers @washingtonpost only writes purposely inaccurate pieces on me. She is in love with Marco Rubio?
TWITTER, DECEMBER 4, 2015
Justice Ginsburg of the U.S. Supreme Court HAS EMBARRASSED ALL BY MAKING VERY DUMB POLITICAL STATEMENTS ABOUT ME. Her mind is shot — resign!
TWITTER, JULY 12, 2016
THE ARROGANT YOUNG WOMAN WHO QUESTIONED ME IN SUCH A NASTY FASHION AT NO LABELS YESTERDAY WAS A JEB STAFFER! HOW CAN HE BEAT RUSSIA & CHINA?
TWITTER, OCTOBER 13, 2015
Hillary just said that she will not use the term "RADICAL ISLAMIC" — but was incapable of saying why. She is afraid of Obama & the e-mails!
TWITTER, DECEMBER 6, 2015
Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, A TOTAL FLUNKY FOR CHUCK SCHUMER and someone who would come to my office "begging" for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is now in the ring fighting against Trump. VERY DISLOYAL TO BILL & CROOKED — USED!
TWITTER, DECEMBER 12, 2017,
KATIE COURIC, THE THIRD RATE REPORTER, WHO HAS BEEN LARGELY FORGOTTEN, should be ashamed of herself for the fraudulent editing of her doc.
TWITTER, MAY 31, 2016
KATHY GRIFFIN SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with this. SICK!
TWITTER, MAY 31, 2017, ABOUT KATHY GRIFFIN, COMEDIAN, ACTRESS
I LOOK SO FORWARD TO DEBATING CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON!
Democrat Primaries are rigged, e-mail investigation is rigged - SO TIME TO GET IT ON!
TWITTER, MAY 17, 2016, ABOUT INVESTIGATION OF HILLARY CLINTON'S E-MAIL
Ungrateful traitor Chelsea Manning, who should never have been released from prison, is now calling President Obama a weak leader. Terrible!
TWITTER, JANUARY 26, 2017, ABOUT CHELSEA MANNING, WHISTLEBLOWER, FORMER SOLDIER
MISS UNIVERSE, PAULINA VEGA, CRITICIZED ME FOR TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, BUT THEN SAID SHE WOULD KEEP THE CROWN–HYPOCRITE
TWITTER, JULY 5, 2015, ABOUT PAULINA VEGA, FORMER MISS UNIVERSE
POCAHONTAS IS AT IT AGAIN! Goofy Elizabeth Warren, one of the least productive U.S. Senators, has a nasty mouth. Hope she is V.P. choice.
TWITTER, JUNE 10, 2016, ABOUT ELIZABETH WARREN, UNITED STATES SENATOR
Huma Abedin, the top aide to Hillary Clinton and the wife of PERV SLEAZEBAG ANTHONY WIENER, was a major security risk as a collector of info
TWITTER, AUGUST 31, 2015, ABOUT HUMA ABEDIN, VICE CHAIR OF THE 2016 HILLARY CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
HILLARY SAID SUCH NASTY THINGS ABOUT ME, read directly off her teleprompter ... but there was no emotion, no truth. JUST CAN'T READ SPEECHES!
TWITTER, SEPTEMBER 5, 2015
If it were up to goofy Elizabeth Warren, we'd have no jobs in America — she doesn't have a clue.
TWITTER, MAY 11, 2016
@MEGYNKELLY IS VERY BAD AT MATH. SHE WAS TOTALLY UNABLE TO FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND CRUZ IN THE NEW MONMOUTH POLL 41TO14.
TWITTER, DECEMBER 15, 2015
I feel sorry for Rosie's new partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie — A TRUE LOSER.
TWITTER, DECEMBER 14, 2011
I LOVE WOMEN. They've come into my life. THEY'VE GONE OUT OF MY LIFE. Even those who have exited somewhat ungracefully still have a place in my heart. I ONLY HAVE ONE REGRET IN THE WOMEN DEPARTMENT — that I never had the opportunity to court Lady Diana Spencer.
TRUMP: THE ART OF THE COMEBACK [1997]
CHAPTER 3THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE
So much Fake News being put in dying magazines and newspapers. Only place worse may be @NBCNews, @CBSNews, @ABC and @CNN.
FICTION WRITERS!
TWITTER, OCTOBER 17, 2017
MANY JOURNALISTS ARE HONEST AND GREAT — BUT SOME ARE KNOWINGLY DISHONEST AND BASIC SCUM. THEY SHOULD. BE WEEDED OUT!
TWITTER, APRIL 6, 2015
Just watched the totally biased and fake news reports of the so-called Russia story on NBC and ABC. Such dishonesty!
TWITTER, MARCH 23, 2017
ACCORDING TO THE @NYTIMES, A RUSSIAN SOLD PHONY SECRETS ON "TRUMP" TO THE U.S.
Asking price was $10 million, brought down to $1 million to be paid over time. I hope people are now seeing & understanding what is going on here. It is all now starting to come out — DRAIN THE SWAMP!
TWITTER, FEBRUARY 10, 2018
I HEARD POORLY RATED @MORNING_JOE SPEAKS BADLY OF ME (DON'T WATCH ANYMORE). THEN HOW COME LOW I.Q. CRAZY MIKA, ALONG WITH PSYCHO JOE, CAME TO MAR-A-LAGO 3 NIGHTS IN A ROW AROUND NEW YEAR'S EVE, AND INSISTED ON JOINING ME. SHE WAS BLEEDING BADLY FROM A FACE-LIFT. I SAID NO!
TWITTER, JUNE 29, 2017, ABOUT JOE SCARBOROUGH AND MIKA BRZEZINSKI, HOSTS, MORNING JOE
Even Crazy Jim Acosta of Fake News CNN agrees: "Trump World and WH sources dancing in end zone: Trump wins again ... Schumer and Dems caved ... gambled and lost." Thank you for your honesty Jim!
TWITTER, JANUARY 23, 2018
IF @AMAZON EVER HAD TO PAY FAIR TAXES, ITS STOCK WOULD CRASH AND IT WOULD CRUMBLE LIKE A PAPER BAG. THE @WASHINGTONPOST SCAM IS SAVING IT!
TWITTER, DECEMBER 7, 2015
MICHAEL BARBARO, THE AUTHOR OF THE NOW DISCREDITED @NYTIMES HIT PIECE ON ME WITH WOMEN, HAS IN PAST TWEETED BADLY ABOUT ME. HE SHOULD RESIGN
TWITTER, MAY 17, 2016
Some low-life journalist claims that I "made a pass" at her 29 years ago.
NEVER HAPPENED!
Like the @nytimes story which has become a joke!
TWITTER, MAY 18, 2016
Wow, @CNN is really working hard to make me look as bad as possible.
Very unprofessional. Hurting in ratings — bad television!
TWITTER, MAY 14, 2016
NEW DAY ON CNN TREATS ME VERY BADLY. @AlisynCamerota is a disaster. NOT GOING TO WATCH ANYMORE.
TWITTER, JANUARY 21, 2016
ESPN is paying a really big price for its politics (and bad programming).
People are dumping it in RECORD numbers. APOLOGIZE FOR UNTRUTH!
TWITTER, SEPTEMBER 15, 2017
SMALL CROWDS AT @REDSTATE TODAY IN ATLANTA. PEOPLE WERE VERY ANGRY AT EWERICKSON, a major sleaze and buffoon WHO HAS SAVED ME TIME AND MONEY
TWITTER, AUGUST 8, 2015
@MajorCBS Major Garrett of @CBSNews covers me very inaccurately. Total agenda, bad reporter!
TWITTER, JANUARY 11, 2016, ABOUT MAJOR GARRETT, WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT, CBS NEWS
THE RATINGS FOR THE VIEW ARE REALLY LOW. NICOLE WALLACE AND MOLLY SIMS ARE A DISASTER. GET NEW CAST OR JUST PUT IT TO SLEEP. DEAD T.V.
TWITTER, JUNE 24, 2015, ABOUT HOSTS OF THE VIEW
A big fat hit job on @oreillyfactor tonight. A total waste of time to watch, boring and biased. @brithume said I would never run, A DOPE!
TWITTER, FEBRUARY 22, 2016, ABOUT BRIT HUME, POLITICAL ANALYST, FOX NEWS
I HEAR THAT SLEEPY EYES @CHUCKTODD WILL BE FIRED LIKE A DOG FROM RATINGS STARVED MEET THE PRESS? I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG!
TWITTER, JULY 12, 2015, ABOUT CHUCK TODD
With all of its phony unnamed sources & highly slanted & even fraudulent reporting, #Fake News is DISTORTING DEMOCRACY in our country!
TWITTER, JULY 16, 2017
Watched Saturday Night Live hit job on me. Time to retire the boring and unfunny show. Alec Baldwin portrayal stinks. Media rigging election!
TWITTER, OCTOBER 16, 2016
(Continues…)
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Table of Contents
TITLE PAGE,
COPYRIGHT NOTICE,
DUMMIES,
NASTY WOMEN,
THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE,
DOPES,
THE DEMS,
FAILING,
HATERS,
ABOUT THE AUTHOR,
COPYRIGHT,