Tongue Twisters for Terrible People

Try reading Tongue Twisters for Terrible People out loud. Your tongue will trip over itself, you'll gasp for breaks in the laughter, your G spots will hum like a cacophonous cicada colony, and your neck will flush with shame and desire. Bud Rose coopts the childhood fun of tongue twisters (and one Patty Cake song) for grown-ups. Each affectionately bawdy, alliterative, erotic ditty is offered to entertain and titillate every kind of reader, from the secretly-BDSM-curious to the already- freaky practitioner. This is useful for keeping in a secret drawer with your solo sex toys, building a fantasy sex life with your hetero/cis or LGBTQ+ partner, or breaking the ice at a party: it's up to you. No fictional characters were debased in the crafting of these tongue twisters; every gender, proclivity, urge, kink, fantasy and desire is teased in an egalitarian spirit of hilarity and respect. After thumbing through the bonus Gallery of Gaggy Giggles, you'll be invited to craft your own tongue twisters and drawings.

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Tongue Twisters for Terrible People

Try reading Tongue Twisters for Terrible People out loud. Your tongue will trip over itself, you'll gasp for breaks in the laughter, your G spots will hum like a cacophonous cicada colony, and your neck will flush with shame and desire. Bud Rose coopts the childhood fun of tongue twisters (and one Patty Cake song) for grown-ups. Each affectionately bawdy, alliterative, erotic ditty is offered to entertain and titillate every kind of reader, from the secretly-BDSM-curious to the already- freaky practitioner. This is useful for keeping in a secret drawer with your solo sex toys, building a fantasy sex life with your hetero/cis or LGBTQ+ partner, or breaking the ice at a party: it's up to you. No fictional characters were debased in the crafting of these tongue twisters; every gender, proclivity, urge, kink, fantasy and desire is teased in an egalitarian spirit of hilarity and respect. After thumbing through the bonus Gallery of Gaggy Giggles, you'll be invited to craft your own tongue twisters and drawings.

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Tongue Twisters for Terrible People

Tongue Twisters for Terrible People

by Bud Rose
Tongue Twisters for Terrible People

Tongue Twisters for Terrible People

by Bud Rose

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Overview

Try reading Tongue Twisters for Terrible People out loud. Your tongue will trip over itself, you'll gasp for breaks in the laughter, your G spots will hum like a cacophonous cicada colony, and your neck will flush with shame and desire. Bud Rose coopts the childhood fun of tongue twisters (and one Patty Cake song) for grown-ups. Each affectionately bawdy, alliterative, erotic ditty is offered to entertain and titillate every kind of reader, from the secretly-BDSM-curious to the already- freaky practitioner. This is useful for keeping in a secret drawer with your solo sex toys, building a fantasy sex life with your hetero/cis or LGBTQ+ partner, or breaking the ice at a party: it's up to you. No fictional characters were debased in the crafting of these tongue twisters; every gender, proclivity, urge, kink, fantasy and desire is teased in an egalitarian spirit of hilarity and respect. After thumbing through the bonus Gallery of Gaggy Giggles, you'll be invited to craft your own tongue twisters and drawings.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781736464229
Publisher: Exsolutas Press
Publication date: 09/20/2022
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 50
File size: 1 MB

About the Author

Bud Rose is the nom de plume of an American poet, translator and philanthropist. Bud and their parent-ego believe that the only moral issue regarding sex is consent. An un-queer, un-freakish love life is but one choice among many fulfilling configurations.

Table of Contents

Contents

O, Orifice............................................................................. 13

Sue-Sue's Sheers................................................................14

Poopy-Cake ........................................................................15

Zelda and Xander............................................................... 16

Teddied and Tassled........................................................... 17

Maso's Needs......................................................................18

Kama Sutra Instructions.................................................... 19

Alpha Bella......................................................................... 20

When You Can't Ski............................................................ 21

Spoons and Forks............................................................... 22

Dacha Orgy......................................................................... 23

Shawn's Beast.....................................................................24

Post-Op Partsies................................................................ 25

Popular Proper Perry Pandy.............................................. 26

Moist...................................................................................27

Doo-be-do-be-doo..............................................................28

Chachi's Cheeks.................................................................29

What's that in her Shoes with Lifts?................................. 30

Gallery of Gaggy Giggles....................................................43

Poly Polly............................................................................44

Conjoined............................................................................45

Randy and Raye of Reading...............................................46

Peter's Pecker.....................................................................47

Dang those Danglers!........................................................ 48

Omar and Mario in Lust..................................................... 49

No Blueberries Here!..........................................................50

Sex Sandwiches on the Sofa..............................................51

Formerly Known As............................................................52

Aphrodite's Appetitee.........................................................53

Bad, Bad Larry....................................................................54

Domestic Bliss....................................................................55

Dreams of Drake.................................................................56

Wee Willie's Wee Willie......................................................57

Cocks of Steel.....................................................................58

Frocks and Cocks...............................................................59

Ramona La Rue................................................................. 60

Freddie Frister the Famous Fister..................................... 61

Take Yer Turn.....................................................................63

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