Table of Contents
I Gotta Go! 9
All Aboard 13
Free Willy 17
Modern-Day Robin Hood 25
What's in a Name? 33
Welcome to My World 37
Smell the Hands 43
For Better or Worse 49
Two Times a Loser 55
Pretty Damn Sharp, Wasn't He, John? 59
The Lead-Pipe Hat Attack 67
"Which One of You Damn Kids …" 73
Halloween and the Unity Square Crapper 79
The Flying Flashlight 85
Taking the Plunge 91
Lights Out 97
Mama, Mama, They've Had Babies! 103
Ralph's Biggest Buck 109
Confronting a Ghost 115
The Kenduskeag River Travesty 121
Professional Courtesy, My Foot! 127
Aided by Informants 133
Being Mr. Nice Guy 139
A Little Courtroom Humor 145
The Rolling Parachute 155
The Secret 161
Caught in a Lie 167
Something Fishy Here 173
Harvesting the Weed 177
The Snowmobile and the Hood 183
The Day President Reagan Was Shot 187
Surprise, Surprise 191
Memorial Day Memories 195
Where Was Kate When I Needed Her? 201
Jimmy and the Ice Chisel 207
A Better Use of the Finger 213
Just Another Day (Walter's Story) 217
Heeeere's Johnny! 223
A Night Out with Blinky 231
Popcorn, Moxie, and a Wet Hat 237
Epilogue: The Ultimate Sacrifice 241
About the Author 247