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The World's Worst Jokes
By Victoria Fremont, Larry Dasie Dover Publications, Inc.
Copyright © 2000 Dover Publications, Inc.
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ISBN: 978-0-486-80307-4
CHAPTER 1
What kind of ship lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why was Cinderella kicked out of the baseball game?
Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the lifeguard Kick the elephants out of the pool?
Because they couldn't keep their trunks up.
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
Why did the golfer have to change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one.
Why are fish afraid of computers?
They could get stuck in the Net.
Why did the robber take a bath before robbing the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Doctor, how is the boy who swallowed the quarter?
No change yet.
Why did the ballplayer bring a string to the game?
So he could tie the score.
What do you say to a two-headed monster?
Goodbye! Goodbye!
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