Table of Contents
Foreword 10
Introduction 12
Chapter 1 Breakfast 14
I Love You Breakfast 17
Homer's Patented Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles 18
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel 21
Kent Brockman's Danish 22
Forbidden Doughnuts 23
Reverend Lovejoy's Stigmuffins 26
Agnes Skinner's Preserves 27
Lumberjack Breakfast 28
Square Pancakes 31
Good Morning Burgers 32
Purple-Filled Doughnuts 35
Chapter 2 Lunch 37
Krusty Burgers 39
IRS-wiches 40
Lisa's Gazpacho 41
Monkey Paw Turkey Sandwiches 42
School Lunch Tater Tots 44
Moe's Hobo Chicken Chili 46
Sloppy Jimbos 47
Fried Fish Sandwiches 49
Isotope Dog Supremes 50
Maude's Club Sandwich 52
Pretty Exciting Celery Soup 53
Ribwiches 54
Chapter 3 Snacks 56
Marge's Patented Happy Cracker Snack Platter 59
Powersauco Bars 60
Nachos, Flanders-Style 61
Million-Dollar Birthday Fries 62
Enjoy Our Party Snacks Platter 64
Dryyyyyy Crackers 66
Barfs America Balls 68
Nacho Hat 70
Marge's Pretzels 73
Wedding Ring Onion Rings 75
Chapter 4 Dinner 76
Little Meatloaf Men 79
Paul and Linda McCartney's Lentil Soup 81
Toco Platter 82
Skinner's Vietnamese Stew 84
You Don't Make Friends with Salad 85
Marge's Pork Chops 87
Spaghetti and Moe Balls 88
Chief Wiggum's Chili 90
Circus Tent Mashed Potatoes 93
Baby Guts 94
Marge's Overglazed Ham 96
Thanksgiving leftover Sandwiches 98
Chapter 5 Dessert 99
Lisa's Chocolate-Cherry Experiment Cupcakes 101
Delicious Gelatin Dessert 102
Martin's Raisin Roundies 105
Special Cake for Homer to Ruin 107
La Bombe Éclairs 109
Clove and Tom Collins Pie 111
Whale of a Wife Coke 112
Bart's Chocolate Marshmallows 115
A Big Pile of Brownies 117
Floor Pie 118
Bloody Spearhead Cookies 120
Hot Fudge Sundaes with Tequila Ice Cream 123
Mr. Burns's Fig Cake 125
Caramel Cods 128
Chapter 6 Drinks 130
Flaming Moe 133
Advisory Board Fruit Punch 135
Squishees 137
Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic 138
Corn Nog 139
Homer's Homemade Prozac 140
Lemon Tree Lemonade 143
White Wine Spritzer 144
Krusty Partially Gelatinated Nondairy Gum-Based Beverages 145
Bart's "Supoib" Manhattan 146
Flanderi's Planter's Punch 148
US/Metric Conversion Chart 149
Index 150