The Unbitten Onion

by Kevin Kierstead

Overview

When 100 senators play Red Rover... when dogs pee on moving joggers... when conspiracy theories arise over the Bush "Shoe Incident," and Gallagher flips out and attacks the crowd with his Sledge-O-Matic, you have a truth in the purest form. In the format of the lying news company that produces The Onion, you have the only thing better; The Unbitten Onion.

Thirty-four articles that will make your stomach hurt, your cheeks burn, and your friends look at you with mercy, The Unbitten Onion is a book that you should only read with a phone nearby (and in the event you forget, the numbers are 9, 1, and 1).

Product Details

BN ID:	2940012108180
Publisher:	Kevin A. Kierstead
Publication date:	02/12/2011
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	122 KB

About the Author

Born in Ft. Wayne, IN and raised in southeastern VA, Kevin A. Kierstead was published by the age of 10 (editorial). After graduating high school in 1990, he joined the U.S.A.F. for four years while being published as the feature and sports writer for the North Pole Independent Newspaper, securing an exclusive interview with a new gold and silver Olympic medalist, Tommy Moe. He also finished his first fiction novel during his military service.

He later studied at Christopher Newport University, majoring in Psychology and English with a writing concentration, 1996-99, 2002-04.

He believes it hasn't all been done, and that everybody has a story to tell. He believes that rules and constraints must often be scrutinized and tested. His genres vary, including science-fiction, humor, and suspense thrillers. He hopes to sign with a major publishing house but is also entirely content as long as his readers are satisfied

His blog: http://wordsrock.blogspot.com/
Facebook fan page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Author-Kevin-A-Kierstead/143497002377440