The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book: Tender Thoughts to Put a Smile on Your Wrinkly Little Face

by Jim Dale

Overview

The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book is like the best outrageous birthday cards rolled into one. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs, the book's edgy humor needles everyone who's suffered the slings and arrows of one too many birthdays:

• Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends.
• Who's older . . . you or the Earth?
• Now that you're older, admit it. You watch the Weather Channel.
• It's now estimated the universe is a trillion years old. That's two years older than you.

Exaggerated sentiments in The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book will make the birthday girl roll with laughter-and start plotting her revenge!

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781449444952
Publisher:	Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date:	02/05/2013
Series:	Backlist eBook Program
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	64
File size:	1 MB

About the Author

James Dale and Ellen Small are the husband-and-wife team who wrote The Two of Us: A Book About Friendship. Dale has written more than a dozen other books and the best-selling greeting card line, the Dales. Ellen Small works at the Park School of Baltimore and is an avid antique collector.