The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels

by Beth Lincoln Narrated by Nikki Patel

Overview

Notes From Your Bookseller

A delightfully quirky story of wordplay and mystery by Beth Lincoln, this book celebrates individuality and is certain to become an instant classic as soon as readers meet the Swift family. A sparkling debut, The Swifts is the perfect read for fans of Lemony Snicket, Roald Dahl, and The Mysterious Benedict Society, full of mischief, mayhem, and mystery.

Instant New York Times Bestseller!

“Knives Out feel by way of Lemony Snicket...This archly told, never muddled debut whodunit reveals a roster of distinct characters, a labyrinthine setting and plot, and a mystery that is as clever as its heroine.” - Publishers Weekly, starred review

“The suspenseful denouement is positively writhing with twists.” -Booklist, starred review

On the day they are born, every Swift child is brought before the sacred Family Dictionary. They are given a name, and a definition. A definition it is assumed they will grow up to match.*
Meet Shenanigan Swift: Little sister. Risk-taker. Mischief-maker.

Shenanigan is getting ready for the big Swift Family Reunion and plotting her next great scheme: hunting for Grand-Uncle Vile's long-lost treasure. She's excited to finally meet her arriving relatives-until one of them gives Arch-Aunt Schadenfreude a deadly shove down the stairs.

So what if everyone thinks she'll never be more than a troublemaker, just because of her name? Shenanigan knows she can become whatever she wants, even a detective. And she's determined to follow the twisty clues and catch the killer.

Deliciously suspenseful and delightfully clever, The Swifts is a remarkable debut that is both brilliantly contemporary and instantly classic. A celebration of words and individuality, it's packed*with games, wordplay, and lots and lots of mischief as Shenanigan sets out to save her family and define herself in a world where definitions are so important.

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Editorial Reviews

APRIL 2023 - AudioFile

Nikki Patel is enchanting, fearsome, and hilarious as she narrates this story about a family reunion that includes a body count. Listeners meet the Swifts, who use a dictionary to name their children (and describe their personalities), including Shenanigan--the ringleader of the kids--and Uncle Maelstrom, who leads the action. The reunion doubles as an opportunity for the family to search for an old mansion's hidden treasure. Most exhilarating is encountering the dialogue and behavior of each character--which, of course, fit their names. Because the Swifts live all over the globe, Patel's skill with accents and dramatic pronunciations is engaging and atmospheric. Puns, wordplay, and definitions abound, with multiple meanings adding to listeners' fun--and education. Since the saga is conversation rich, audio significantly enhances the sterling writing and delivery. S.G.B. © AudioFile 2023, Portland, Maine

Publishers Weekly

★ 12/19/2022

A gothic novel of corrosive values that’s centered around a family reunion, Lincoln’s manor-set murder mystery maintains a Knives Out feel by way of Lemony Snicket. As the story opens, scores of relatives are poised to descend upon Swift House for the event, which is also a family-wide hunt for the treasure hoard that Grand-Uncle Vile once secreted on the estate. Named fatefully from the Family Dictionary, dauntless 13-year-old Shenanigan longs to find the treasure, and keeps a list of the idiosyncratic home’s possible hiding places, including suspicious paintings. She dreads the family gathering, but when an attempt is made on Arch-Aunt Schadenfreude’s life, Shenanigan, frustrated with her adult relations’ inadequate sleuthing, enlists the help of sister Phenomena and nonbinary cousin Erf. The initially whimsical story takes a darker tone as murders ensue and the family begins to close ranks, but crackling puns outpace the body count as this archly told, never muddled debut whodunit reveals a roster of distinct characters, a labyrinthine setting and plot, and a mystery that is as clever and impish as its heroine. The family’s members have varying skin tones. Final art not seen by PW. Ages 8–12. Agent: Zoë Plant, Bent Agency. (Feb.)

From the Publisher

★ “Lincoln’s love of lexicon shines. A delightful pick for sharp readers enamored of gothic sensibilities and clever prose.” —Shelf Awareness, starred review

★ “A Gothic novel of corrosive values… Lincoln’s manor-set murder mystery maintains a Knives Out feel by way of Lemony Snicket… But crackling puns outpace the body count as this archly told, never muddled debut whodunit reveals a roster of distinct characters, a labyrinthine setting and plot, and a mystery that is as clever as its heroine.” —Publishers Weekly, starred review

★ “Taking the classic manor house whodunit for a wild ride, Lincoln mixes hidden rooms and agendas, a sprawling family with unusual naming practices, gender identity discoveries, high comedy and low punning, murder, and more, then stirs briskly. While clues, suspects, and terrific set pieces pile up, the author not only pitches her young investigators into situations both life-threatening and comical, but pulls in a large supporting cast—memorable for more than just their monikers—for perceptive explorations of family ties, pressures, and responsibilities.” —Booklist, starred review

★ “An absolutely delightful debut with heartwarming character growth and a clever, genre-savvy country-house mystery.... The narrative voice includes jokes and viewpoints that will be appreciated by sophisticated younger readers as well as those who are older than Shenanigan; overall, the humor and action are spot-on for middle-grade audiences.” —Kirkus, starred review

“Lincoln whips up a witty confection of highly colorful characters, dynamic wordplay, and a plot dense with action, suspense, double-dealing, innovative murder weapons, and a well-orchestrated eleventh-hour reveal.” —The Horn Book Magazine

“The Swifts celebrates the wonders of wordplay and the complexity of identity while serving up a compelling murder mystery and a twisty treasure hunt.” —BookPage

School Library Journal

10/20/2023

Gr 4 Up—The Swift family has a long and proud history, and in that history are two very important features: everyone receives a name from the family dictionary, and one of the early Swifts hid a large treasure somewhere on the estate. Once every decade, the whole family gathers together to search for it. Shenanigan Swift has lived on the family estate her whole life, but she is about to experience her first Swift reunion and she is determined to be the one who finds the treasure. However, when the matriarch of the family, Great Aunt Schadenfreude, is severely injured, Shenanigan ends up spending the whole reunion hunting for a murderer instead of treasure. Reminiscent of classic detective novels, this book features a delightfully complex and often outrageous series of events leading to the solving of the mystery. Shenanigan learns she can be more than her name, creating a lovely level of depth that especially matters in her relationship with her two sisters. The language and vocabulary are quite advanced, which makes for a captivating read in the right hands, but could be frustrating for some middle graders. Shenanigan, her sisters, and the majority of the Swifts read white. Two characters are Black, and two Swifts read as trans and nonbinary. VERDICT Fans of Agatha Christie or Trenton Lee Stewart's The Mysterious Benedict Society will love this fresh spin on a classic caper.—Mariah Smitala

APRIL 2023 - AudioFile

Nikki Patel is enchanting, fearsome, and hilarious as she narrates this story about a family reunion that includes a body count. Listeners meet the Swifts, who use a dictionary to name their children (and describe their personalities), including Shenanigan--the ringleader of the kids--and Uncle Maelstrom, who leads the action. The reunion doubles as an opportunity for the family to search for an old mansion's hidden treasure. Most exhilarating is encountering the dialogue and behavior of each character--which, of course, fit their names. Because the Swifts live all over the globe, Patel's skill with accents and dramatic pronunciations is engaging and atmospheric. Puns, wordplay, and definitions abound, with multiple meanings adding to listeners' fun--and education. Since the saga is conversation rich, audio significantly enhances the sterling writing and delivery. S.G.B. © AudioFile 2023, Portland, Maine

Kirkus Reviews

★ 2022-10-26
A treasure hunt and murder mystery with a family that’s rather eccentric (adjective: zany, whimsical, oddball).

Shenanigan Swift, like the rest of the Swift family, is destined to grow up like the name randomly chosen for her from the dictionary. When the family converges for a reunion and treasure hunt, Shenanigan meets most of her relatives for the first time. Used to primarily interacting with her overbearing sisters, Phenomena and Felicity, she’s fascinated by her rude, more-than-slightly criminal cousins. Cousin Erf, who is nonbinary and recently decided to choose their own preferred name, prompts Shenanigan to wonder if she must be a troublemaker just because the dictionary said so. Amid the chaos of family and Shenanigan’s quest for hidden treasure, Arch-Aunt Schadenfreude, the matriarch of the Swift clan, is murdered. The sisters, aided by Phenomena’s Junior Forensics Kit and a chalkboard where they plot and record data, might be able to solve the mystery, but first they have to stop fighting with one another. The narrative voice includes jokes and viewpoints that will be appreciated by sophisticated younger readers as well as those who are older than Shenanigan; overall, the humor and action are spot-on for middle-grade audiences. The members of the British Swift family have a variety of skin tones, and several characters are LGBTQ+. Final art not seen.

An absolutely delightful debut with heartwarming character growth and a clever, genre-savvy country-house mystery. (author’s note) (Mystery. 10-13)

Product Details

BN ID:	2940175648714
Publisher:	Penguin Random House
Publication date:	02/07/2023
Series:	The Swifts , #1
Edition description:	Unabridged
Sales rank:	575,861
Age Range:	8 - 11 Years

Read an Excerpt

Back in the old tights-­and-­doublets days of the Swift family, every child had been named either Mary or John. It got terribly confusing at dinnertime when someone asked a John to pass the potatoes and ten hands shot out at once, and so Mary Swift XXXV had begun the tradition of naming her children using the Family Dictionary. The idea stuck, and the Swifts prospered. People often overlook a Mary or a John, but they seldom forget a person named Meretricious or Flinch.

­Shenanigan couldn’t remember the day she was born, but she could picture it very well: the hospital room, the nurses, her mother, tired and smiling as ­Shenanigan’s father fussed over her pillows. She pictured herself too, wrapped up like a little peanut with a shock of disobedient hair already erupting out of her head. She pictured the Dictionary—and this part was easier, because she was looking at it—an ancient, leather-­bound monster of a book, bursting its bindings with pages of calfskin and parchment and paper, with entries in crisp modern fonts, wonky typewritten letters, and hand­scrawled script with longS’s that looked like F’s.

The Dictionary would have been brought in, set on the bed (­Shenanigan pictured the nurses’ noses wrinkling in distaste), and opened at random by ­Shenanigan’s mother. Her eyes would have been closed. She would have run her finger down the page and stopped on the word and definition that would become her child’s name.

­Shenanigan could picture this so well because every Swift’s first day began in exactly the same way. .

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