HEY! SMART GIRL! YES, YOU! Are you tired of vague, new agey fortune-telling? Readings that say, maybe you'll meet Prince Charming or maybe you'll get a dog? Do you want to know the future without checking your third eye or contacting your inner goddess?
Then you need The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot!
Every tarot tells a story. This book will tell the modern user how to read that story, using language and examples relevant to contemporary life. Tarot can provide a glimpse into the future and help to clarify one's choices. Just like therapy, but a lot cheaper. The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot provides a sharp, funny, fresh update of those old, stuffy, mystical tarot guides, unmuddling the meaning of the tarot for the general reader, and making readings more fun, diverting, and accurate.
The Smart Girl's Guide not only clarifies the archaic meanings of the cards, but it instructs the modern reader in how to interpret them, allowing her to be her own mystic--- because, let's face it, who knows your twisted psyche better than you?
HEY! SMART GIRL! YES, YOU! Are you tired of vague, new agey fortune-telling? Readings that say, maybe you'll meet Prince Charming or maybe you'll get a dog? Do you want to know the future without checking your third eye or contacting your inner goddess?
Then you need The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot!
Every tarot tells a story. This book will tell the modern user how to read that story, using language and examples relevant to contemporary life. Tarot can provide a glimpse into the future and help to clarify one's choices. Just like therapy, but a lot cheaper. The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot provides a sharp, funny, fresh update of those old, stuffy, mystical tarot guides, unmuddling the meaning of the tarot for the general reader, and making readings more fun, diverting, and accurate.
The Smart Girl's Guide not only clarifies the archaic meanings of the cards, but it instructs the modern reader in how to interpret them, allowing her to be her own mystic--- because, let's face it, who knows your twisted psyche better than you?
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HEY! SMART GIRL! YES, YOU! Are you tired of vague, new agey fortune-telling? Readings that say, maybe you'll meet Prince Charming or maybe you'll get a dog? Do you want to know the future without checking your third eye or contacting your inner goddess?
Then you need The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot!
Every tarot tells a story. This book will tell the modern user how to read that story, using language and examples relevant to contemporary life. Tarot can provide a glimpse into the future and help to clarify one's choices. Just like therapy, but a lot cheaper. The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot provides a sharp, funny, fresh update of those old, stuffy, mystical tarot guides, unmuddling the meaning of the tarot for the general reader, and making readings more fun, diverting, and accurate.
The Smart Girl's Guide not only clarifies the archaic meanings of the cards, but it instructs the modern reader in how to interpret them, allowing her to be her own mystic--- because, let's face it, who knows your twisted psyche better than you?
Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781466865464 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | St. Martin's Publishing Group |
| Publication date: | 03/04/2014 |
| Sold by: | Macmillan |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 240 |
| File size: | 4 MB |
About the Author
Emmi Fredericks was born and raised in New York City. She lives in Queens with her husband, lots of books, and a basset hound. Her novel, Fatal Distraction, was published in March 2004. Tarot cards have been telling Emmi more than she's wanted to know since she was a teenager. She has done many readings for her smart and neurotic friends and family, and has read tarot at numerous private parties and corporate functions.
Meredith Green is a potter and art teacher at Charlotte Country Day School. She lives in Charlotte, North Carolina, with two of her three children.
Emmi Fredericks has been a celebraholic ever since she asked the doctor who delivered her, "Are you someone?" She is a graduate of Vassar and should know not to read things like The National Enquirer, but she does and is no longer ashamed of it. She lives in New York City with her husband and basset hound. Her young-adult novel, The True Meaning of Cleavage, was published in 2003, but it has no famous people in it.
Meredith Green, illustrator of The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot, is a potter and art teacher at Charlotte Country Day School. She lives in Charlotte, North Carolina, with two of her three children.
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The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot
By Emmi Fredericks, Meredith Green
St. Martin's Press
Copyright © 2004 Emmi FredericksAll rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4668-6546-4
CHAPTER 1
Tarot: Cheaper than Zoloft and Less Fattening than Chocolate
Almost every woman has done it at some point in her life — and it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Usually, it starts with a crisis. You get dumped. Or fired. You discover that your roommate is, in fact, a bitch from hell.
It can also start with a yearning. A poignant desire for ... sex. The chance to quit your job and devote yourself to your art. Or a bus, to run over your bitch-from-hell roommate.
So, what do you do?
First, you bore your friends to death.
Then, you waste countless hours of therapy.
And, finally, when you've reached the breaking point, and nobody, not even your therapist, is talking to you ...
You go for a tarot reading.
Now, there's no point in denying it. Or claiming the thought never entered your head. We all know that there comes a time when your daily horoscope just isn't enough and you need more info about what lies ahead.
But haven't you noticed that, as with men, a good tarot reading is hard to find? Maybe you have a friend who does readings. In that case, all you have to do is laugh nervously, and say, "Hey, I know it's dumb, but do you think you could do a reading for me sometime?" And then pray she doesn't spread your business all over town.
Or maybe you get a recommendation from someone. "Oh, my God, this woman is amazing. She predicted my cousin's cat would die ... and it did!" (For some reason, people always recommend readers who give bad news that comes true. I, personally, never take such recommendations. I can make myself crazy on my own, thank you.)
But if you don't have a friend who reads tarot and you can't get a recommendation, then you are forced to take that riskiest of propositions ...
Roadside Tarot.
You know what I'm talking about. Those places that hang a tatty, worn, white shingle on the door with the words TAROT READINGS and crude drawings of crystal balls and black cats on it?
Yeah, you know the one I mean. The cramped, dinky space with the dodgy folding chair. The old lady who opens your third eye and gives you a reading that could be true, could be not, and is probably the same reading she's been giving all day.
And all the while, you sit there and wonder. ...
Does she actually know anything, or is she just bullshitting me completely?
Admit it, haven't you spent entire tarot readings trying to guess if this person actually knows anything about you, or if she's making the whole thing up?
Uh, well, yeah.
Of course you have. So, wasn't that a waste of fifteen bucks?
There's another problem with Roadside Tarot. It's usually done by cranky, bored, old women who don't know anything about your life. About the pressures, the contradictions, the lack of visible help anywhere on the horizon. ...
It's enough to make you crazy. At the very least, mildly neurotic.
Let's face it, given the state of the world today, if you're not neurotic, you're insane.
Why the World Makes the Modern Woman Crazy — and How Tarot Can Save Her Psyche
I'm going to make a confession here. I am a deeply neurotic person.
And that's one of the things that led me to tarot.
I think neurotics get a bad rap. A little anxiety is a perfectly rational response to a world where expectations are high, but control is minimal. A world in which the list of To Dos for the modern woman is long and intimidating.
Have a fabulous job. Be creative. Make money. Be gorgeous ... and brilliant ... and have a great boyfriend. In fact, have several. Then find the one that's really perfect and marry him. Have ideal children. (Oh, and don't forget that fabulous, high-paying job. Someone's got to pay for the BabyGap.)
A world that tells you that something as insignificant as a chipped nail or a split infinitive truly matters cannot complain that you're a teensy bit neurotic. Details do matter. Neurotics know God is in the details. But since you're not God, how can you keep track of it all?
Let's take a quick quiz. ...
1. Do you secretly believe that a misplaced comma on your resume can mean the difference between getting a job and not?
2. In a room full of women, do you generally rate yourself in the bottom third in terms of looks — not because they're so gorgeous and you're so ugly, but because you failed to do one little thing (i.e., stick to your diet, get your roots touched up, not wear the sweater that is so comfortable but makes you look fat, etc.)?
3. After a party, do you wake up at 2:30 in the morning thinking, "Oh, my God, why did I say that?"
4. At performance review time, are you always surprised when you get a great review — yet think your raise stinks, considering how incredibly hard you work?
We who are neurotic are devout believers in Chaos Theory. We know, for a fact, that a leaf falling in the Amazon jungle has a direct effect on whether or not we get a promotion, that guy from the bar calls, or if we win the lottery. Everything is related! Everything is interconnected!
What you want from tarot is a little hint from the universe. A little peek into which way that leaf in the jungle is falling and what it might mean to you.
And a tarot reading can definitely do that for you. But here's something else it can do: it can tell you when you're obsessing about the wrong thing.
All Stressed Out and Nowhere to Go
We're all out there, working and worrying our butts off, trying to get every little thing right. ...
But are we doing the right things?
I had a friend. She wanted two things out of life: a man and a writing career. My God, the energy she expended "pursuing" her dreams. The number of hair colors she went through, the diets she went on, the writing classes she took, the number of hours she spent bitching about her job because it didn't utilize her true gifts. ...
Here are two things she never tried:
1. Asking a guy out.
2. Writing something.
Every time I did a tarot reading for her, it turned out exactly the same. No Prince Charming. No Pulitzer prize.
The cards were very kind. They explained why the Universal Santa was not going to give her what she asked for. And it wasn't because her job took all her time or because she was ten pounds overweight.
It was because she was scared. Because she never put herself out there and risked rejection. Every reading I did for that woman turned up the Star reversed, the card of doubt and pessimism, or the Hanged Man reversed, symbol of obsession with false material matters.
We all have our reasons for why we don't have what we want. But you'd be surprised how often they're the wrong reasons. The cards are very good at cutting through the smoke and mirrors we set up in our psyches and getting straight to the heart of the matter. (Sometimes with a buzz saw.)
Knowledge is Power
Here's another thing tarot can do for you: it can show you what you really want out of a situation.
I know that, for God's sake. Why else would I be doing a tarot reading?
Sure about that?
How often has that exasperated friend asked you, "Okay, what do you want to happen?"
And, feeling like a moron, you've said, "I don't know."
Because you don't know. You're not sure. For us, most big questions involve lots of Ifs and Unlesses.
Sure, I want him back, if he stops acting like a jerk.
Yes, I want a promotion, unless it means I have to work twenty-four hours a day for the same pay and have no life.
And this is where tarot comes in. I offer no statistics on accuracy, but read correctly, the cards always give a coherent version of the future. If nothing else, your gut reaction to the reading will tell you a lot about what you really want out of this situation — and why. If you see good career prospects, but a lot of stress and a narrow life focus, and you think, "Poop," then maybe that promotion wasn't as essential to your happiness as you thought it was.
Nine times out of ten, I've found a tarot reading can offer one of two things:
1. A clear and accurate vision of the future. The questioner asks a question, and the cards answer: Yes, you will, or No, you won't.
2. A clear and feasible vision of the future. Sometimes, the cards aren't sure where you're headed, because you're not sure. They pick up your strongest vibes and impulses and give the probable result of those feelings. If you don't like the future cards, carefully examine the past and present cards. See what you can change about yourself to alter the future.
But here's the thing. Whether it's a weather report from the Amazon rain forest or a good look in the psychic mirror, your chances of getting any of these things from Zelda the Mystic are slim. It's probably not even fair to expect it of her. Zelda's not going to know all the conditional little If This's, Then That's of your life. How you did this because he said that, and how that meant you just had to do the third thing.
So, why waste fifteen bucks trying to tell if someone's bullshitting you when you can bullshit yourself for free?
Oh, yeah, sure. My past is the Four of Swords and my future is the Hierophant. What the hell does that tell me?
No question about it. The language of many tarot guides can be irritatingly vague. When an answer sounds uncertain or noncommittal, it makes most of us anxious. ("So, will you call me?" "Maybe." "[Argh!]") We deeply fear bad news, but, secretly, we prefer it to no news at all. "No" sucks, but it's better than "maybe." Nobody likes living with uncertainty. We're desperate for answers. Give us a clue! A hint! Anything!
The reason most of us consult "expert" tarot readers is not that we don't know how to lay out a bunch of cards. We just don't know how to interpret them. It's not a matter of checking the definition of individual cards in that little pamphlet that comes with the deck. A reading tells a story. In the same way that you wouldn't just skip to the end of the book to find out who the heroine ends up with, you can't skip to the end of a reading, read the final card, and think you've got an answer to your question.
You have to read the whole story.
I've been doing tarot since my late teens. At first, like most people, I jumped ahead to that final card — Was it the Sun? Was it Death? — and rejoiced, or despaired, accordingly.
But after a while, I began to see that the cards can tell you a frightening amount about your situation. Like any good therapist, they dig way back into the past to find out the root of your current problem, and draw your attention to some of the mistakes and assumptions that could be causing you aggravation.
How do they do this? I have absolutely no clue. (And they're not always right — but who is?) However, over the years, I've come to have a healthy respect for their powers of divination. A reading can give you a glimpse into the future, but it also illuminates the choices you made — and may make — that take you to that point.
What I have tried to do in this book is describe the cards exactly as I would if I were giving you a reading. Of course, I don't know what your question is, but my hope is that by stretching beyond the basic "New Hope/Optimism" definition, I'll teach you to think about the cards in a different way. Once you start reading them as a story with a beginning, middle, and (open) end, they'll stop feeling like a bunch of fortune cookie answers. You'll start making connections and finding meaning you didn't see when you were just jumping to that Final Outcome card.
Wait a minute. You said the cards aren't always right. What did you mean by that? Wrong predictions about the future I can get by myself. I don't even have to be sober.
True. There are times when the cards are not as forthcoming as we'd like. Or as accurate. But, often, the problem is with the interpreter, not the cards.
In my experience, the readings that came out "wrong" came out that way because the news was not something I thought the reader wanted to hear, and so I fudged it.
For example, at one office picnic, a nice woman asked me if I would do a reading because she wanted to know if she was going to get married soon. Not because she had anyone in mind, but because it was important to her to be married.
Ha, I thought. A modern woman who still feels that she is worth nothing if she is not married. The cards and I will set her straight.
Now, the cards were not encouraging about her immediate prospects. They pointed out her high level of anxiety over the issue, revealed some family pressure, and produced no Prince of Wands on the horizon.
However ...
There was some indication that someone would come along in the far distant future, and she would probably get married.
So what did I do? I made it conditional. I said the cards were telling her that she needed to be more independent, more self-defined, not worry so much about getting married, because that was a sure way to put off any decent candidate, and then, maybe, just maybe, her wish might come true.
Five years later, she got married. And from what I can tell, she's even pretty happy.
Now, I didn't do anything terribly wrong. But I hid the fact that the cards had given her an answer to her question — partly because I didn't trust the cards ("My God, what if I tell her she will get married, and she ends up not married, and she hates me?"), and partly because I, personally, didn't think that marriage by itself was a good goal for her to have.
And the point is: Who cares what I think?
This woman wasn't asking me to be her therapist; she was asking me to tell her which way that leaf in the Amazon was swinging.
And that's why you need this book. So you can decide what the cards are telling you free and clear of the judgments and biases of other people. Of course, you still have to deal with your own powers of denial and wishful thinking. But I find the cards don't let you get away with much.
Tarot cards are like a good friend. They'll point out when you're being a big, fat moron and cheer you up at the same time. After any tarot reading, you'll see the situation more clearly than you did before — if only because you're coming up against a completely un-biased view of it. How can it be unbiased when you're the one reading it? You, with all your neuroses and hopes and fears and dreams? Believe me: When you're looking at the 10 of Swords, it's hard to be in denial. The cards have a way of getting their message across.
Oh, and there's one more thing. ...
They're really, really fun.
How Do the Cards Work?
I'll be completely up-front here and say I have no freaking clue. The most rational explanation I've ever read claimed that the cards pick up your emotional and intellectual vibrations as you shuffle them, and give you a portrait of your state of mind, the choices you've been making (whether you know it or not), are likely to make in the future, and what you will face as a result. That's why you have to be really focused when you shuffle them — but more on that later.
It sounds kooky, of course. And yet, how many times have you met someone and thought, I'm getting a bad vibe off this person. And how often is your first impression correct? Pretty often, right? There are a million little signals we send out without having the least clue we're doing it. Can cards receive and process such signals? Seems weird to think so. And yet, I have to believe they do, because I've done too many readings that proved uncannily correct.
Now, yes, there are the times when you find out that person who gave you bad vibes was having an off day, and they're actually a fabulous person. And there are times when you're completely muddled and unclear, and the cards are going to reflect that. Personally, I don't believe they work like a Magic 8-Ball, spewing out absolute "Yes You Will/No You Won't" visions of the future. They're far more interesting and valuable (and accurate) than that. They take a scan of everything that's going on in your brain, heart, spirit, and big toe, and say, "This is where you're headed, sister."
One thing that's interesting: Anytime I've ever done two readings for one question, the cards have punished me for it. They get pissed off and, invariably, they give me a reading that indicates someone who's way too involved with the material side of life, a person who needs to take a big step back.
In other words: Stop pestering us for answers we already gave you!
Now, some of you might say, "Forget it. Give me the Magic 8-Ball, I want a clear yes or no." But any reading of the future that doesn't make you the essential factor is worthless. You're the blueprint; if the cards, or the ball, or the Gypsy fortune-teller don't read you, they're throwing away all the most important data.
No one controls everything in her life.
But no one has more control over your life than you.
So, go forth, and seek the answers to your questions.
(Continues...)
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Table of Contents
Contents
Title Page,Copyright Notice,
Dedication,
Tarot: Cheaper than Zoloft and Less Fattening than Chocolate,
How Do the Cards Work?,
How to Do a Reading,
Strange but True Tales of Tarot Number One: The Friend Who Went to Paris,
The Cards: The Major Arcana,
Strange but True Tales of Tarot Number Two: The Man Who Fell Down the Stairs,
The Cards: The Minor Arcana,
Cups,
Pentacles,
Wands,
Swords,
Strange but True Tales of Tarot Number Three: The Girl Who Got Her Wish,
Sample Readings,
Strange but True Tales of Tarot Number Four: The Boy Who Broke Up Too Soon,
How to Throw a Tarot Party,
The Twenty-First Century Equivalent of "What's Your Sign?",
... And Just For Yourself,
Also by Emmi Fredericks,
Copyright,
What People are Saying About This
"You'll only manage to put down this stimulating guide to the Tarot long enough to purchase or unearth a deck of cards---with which you'll be doing readings right away. But be warned, consulting the cards with The Smart Girl's Guide to Tarot is a lot like opening a box of Belgian chocolates: once you start it's really hard to stop." (Susi Rajah, author of How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign)
"While having the cards read by a gypsy crone is atmospheric, you can bet the fifteen bucks you just forked over to Madame Zorah that her reading will not be terribly trustworthy. Emmi Fredericks shows you how to do everything yourself---from asking good questions to interpreting the cards correctly." (Thomas J. Craughwell, author of The Cat in the Dryer and 222 Other Urban Legends)