The Retard Test: An Interactive EBook Game

by Sandra Ross

Overview

Do you want to play a game that will give you a few minutes of guaranteed absolute fun?
How convinced are you that you're not a retard?

How smart are you?

If you are smart, then playing this game should be fairly easy for you--if you're brave enough to try it.

This game app can either prove you're smart or a retard. Either way, it is guaranteed pure fun that you might not care if you ended up a retard or not in the end.

And if you're witty enough to answer all the retard questions, you can dare your friends to a challenge of "Retard or Not!"

Special Features of this fabulous app includes:
Logical questions that can make you lose your logic.
The right answer that can also be the wrong one.
The wrong answer that can also be the right one.
Questions designed to make you insane. (You're not supposed to know this.)
Questions that will make you laugh like silly. Or will make you slap each other silly if you're not alone.
Questions that should be treated very, very carefully. Okay, I'm just pulling your leg here. (Actually, I'm not.)
Questions that will make your brain hurt. (Because you're trying to prove how smart you are.)
Questions that will make you laugh out loud, even if it makes a retard out of you.
All in all, the secret to a happy few minutes is here, and it can last a lifetime. Fortunately, the effect lasts a lifetime, too. (Unfortunate if you ended up a retard.)
Of course, there is much, much more!
We know that life nowadays is very busy and stressful--all the more reason for you to try this special limited-edition game app for your Kindle. It's such a short game you'll never even realize it's over. There is nothing like laughter to give the best relief from stress so playing this game can be the best break you can give yourself.

Pick answers to questions like:

"You hear a clock, what can you see?"

"Why did the road cross the chicken?"

"What happens once in a minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?"

Download it today!

And take a moment to answer the questions.
If you happen to be witty enough to persist till the end, then you can slap your wits goodbye!

Or you can experience those few minutes of absolute pure fun alone or with your friends. You won't regret it.

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Product Details

BN ID:	2940015537734
Publisher:	Publications Circulations LLC
Publication date:	10/01/2012
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	2 MB

About the Author

Hi, I’m sexy Sandra and if you’re reading this, we have either had sex, and your trying to find me to get some more. Or your new to my writing, and have heard I know how to get people off literally, no pun intended. The third is probably what’s really going on, your just looking to read something that will get you up, and “off” quickly. Let me tempt you a little more then, and let you in on why I write, what I write, and how it can be used to your best advantage.

First off, I’m a dirty, sexy, slut of a woman, hell-bent on releasing sexual frustration through literary prose. Some people call my writing trash, or smut, good for them I’m sure they got off real good reading through my dirt. In all seriousness though, I was raised in a catholic boarding school, were the nuns were strict, and the lesbian sex was hot.

The experience left me always craving hot passion, while still respecting the authority of a powerful woman. Don’t get me wrong though, cock is most always in the mix, and by mix I mean several well hung men, mixed with at least one tan, well oiled, hot, half naked girl in lace panties. Life needs variety right? You’ll find a good variety of situations, and fantasies in my writing as well!

So, if any of this sounds the least bit enticing, read on and, let me turn that smile I’ve created into an opened mouth moan. You won’t be disappointed with my writing, it was once said my writing inspires the most chaste monks, to participate in a mad dash of masturbation. And no worries, I promise no one will find out all the naughtiness I create in your virgin mind, well unless you want them to find out…you nasty little pervert you!