The Psycho 100: Baseball's Most Outrageous Moments

The Psycho 100: Baseball's Most Outrageous Moments

by Steve "Psycho" Lyons, Burton Rocks
The Psycho 100: Baseball's Most Outrageous Moments

The Psycho 100: Baseball's Most Outrageous Moments

by Steve "Psycho" Lyons, Burton Rocks

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Overview

Steve "Psycho" Lyons uses his patented Psycho-Meter to break down the 100 most famous and infamous moments in baseball history. And who better to chronicle baseball's history of outrageous personalities, plays, and pranks, than Lyons, the man who dropped his pants at first base and created perhaps the most outrageous moment of all time? Digging in and dusting off the annals of baseball history, he has researched the craziest moments in baseball ever, ranging from the hilarious to the ridiculous, from the incredible to the heroic, including Randy Johnson's unexpected and unbelieveable exploding bird, Clemens v. Piazza—rounds 1 and 2, the infamous Disco Demolition Night in Chicago, and the George Brett pine tar incident. From Babe Ruth's called home-run shot to the Steve Bartman fiasco, from Pete Rose bowling over Ray Fosse to Joba Chamberlain being attacked by insects, and from Pedro Martinez body slamming Don Zimmer to a team turning a triple play without ever touching the ball, The Psycho 100 has it all.


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ISBN-13: 9781617498985
Publisher: Triumph Books
Publication date: 10/01/2012
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 240
File size: 8 MB

About the Author

Steve Lyons played Major League Baseball for nine years and is a three-time Emmy Award–winning analyst. He is currently a broadcaster with the Los Angeles Dodgers after working at Fox Sports for 11 years, where he covered the World Series, hosted the interview show Rewind, and anchored FSN's National Sports Report. He has also hosted radio shows based in Boston, Chicago, and Los Angeles, and is the author of PSYCHOanalysis. Burton Rocks is the coauthor of the New York Times bestseller Me and My Dad: A Baseball Memoir, about Yankees great Paul O'Neill and his father. He has published eight books and cowrote Billy Wagner's exclusive 2006 playoff column for the New York Post. He also owns his own boutique sports agency, Burton Rocks LTD.

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The Psycho 100

Baseball's Most Outrageous Moments


By Steve Lyons, Burton Rocks

Triumph Books

Copyright © 2009 Steve Lyons and Burton Rocks
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-61749-898-5



CHAPTER 1

Getting Caught with Your Pants Down


Psycho Becomes a Household Name

Psycho-Meter: 9.7

How many times do you think I've told this story? Do you think I'm tired of telling it? Well, to answer that question, I'd pose another: does Mick Jagger get tired of singing "Satisfaction"?

He better not.

I know it's a big stretch to compare myself to the Stones, but sometimes careers are launched on a single moment or a single song. So you're just a jerk if you don't appreciate the interest that gets generated from that moment, and now get annoyed or tired of talking about it.

So yeah, people have asked me about pulling my pants down on the field every day of my life since it happened — and that was in 1990! But I don't mind talking about it. It was one of the craziest plays ever — maybe the craziest.

It truly was one of those "Oh my god, I was at that game!" moments. So let's set the record straight for all the Red Sox fans that have told me they were at the game in Boston and for the White Sox fans that say they saw me do it in Chicago. Maybe 15,000 people actually saw it happen, but 100,000 people have told me they were there.

I was playing for the White Sox in Detroit. It was a usual day — I was already 0-for-1 and looking for a way to avoid going 0-for-4 against Tigers starter Dan Petry. So I dragged a bunt with me to the first-base side of the field. I could tell that Lou Whitaker, the second baseman, got a good jump on the ball, but I also got big first baseman Cecil Fielder to commit to the ball as well. Now I knew it was going to be a race to the first-base bag with the pitcher, Petry, because he was going to have to cover.

Sure enough, the instincts kicked in and I dove for the first-base bag. I probably did that about 50 times in my whole career; sometimes I was hoping to make it a tougher call for the umpire, sometimes I was hoping he'd have sympathy and call me safe on sheer effort alone. Well, this time the ball, Petry, and I all got to first at just about the same time, and as my body and Petry's right foot each touched the bag, we both looked up to see the umpire, Jim Evans, yell "Safe!"

Petry went nuts — as well he should have, because I think he did beat me to the base, and he and Evans got into it face to face. I hopped up knowing no matter what Petry said, Evans wasn't going to change the call. Sweet! Safe at first and 1-for-2.

The problem was that when I slid into first, a lot of little pebbles and infield dirt went right down the front of my pants, and when I stood up they all rushed down my pant legs toward my socks (or Sox, if you prefer). With Petry and Evans still creating a commotion right there in front of me, I literally forgot I was standing before 15,000 fans and did what anybody would do — I started shaking the dirt out of my pants. I undid the belt, unsnapped the snaps of my pants, and even unzipped the zipper. With the first tug, my pants fell to around my knees. With another tug, my pants crumpled down around my ankles. Then it hit me. Bent over and nearly naked from the waist down, the only thing between me and an X rating was my sliding shorts! In a flash, I had those pants back up around my waist where they belonged. Cecil Fielder was laughing, the argument between Petry and Evans came to a screeching halt, and now I was standing there feeling even more naked than I was just seconds ago! I don't get embarrassed easily, but there I was, just as red as could be. The only thing I could do was just start laughing along with everybody else. I tucked in my shirt, buttoned up my pants, and cinched up my belt, not knowing that play would end up being the defining moment of my career.

The next guy bounced into a force play and I was out at second. When I got back to the dugout, women were waving dollar bills at me and yelling "Take it off!" My teammate Jack McDowell suggested I get an off-season job as an exotic dancer.

It was an innocent brain cramp, but it got so much attention. My manager, Jeff Torborg, was slightly peeved at me because he didn't really see what happened and thought I had done it on purpose. Johnny Carson made a joke about me in his monologue the next night, and David Letterman approached me about being on his show. I did 32 radio interviews throughout the next day and seven live newscasts from Tiger Stadium before the next night's game. Playgirl called (I declined). A few weeks later, Sports Illustrated did an article called "Moon Man" all about the incident. All of that ... for what? Because I got dirt in my pants? Five days earlier, one of our pitchers, Melido Perez, threw a no-hitter in Yankee Stadium. It seemed like nobody noticed, but I show off my underwear ...

People always ask me, "What were you thinking?" or "Are you gonna keep your pants on today?" The amazing part is that every one of those people thinks they're the first person to ever ask. It's okay — if it amuses them, then that's fine.

The fact is I had this bad habit of sliding headfirst into first base on close plays. I would get all excited about the possibility of actually getting a hit, and the closer I got to the base, the more I wanted to get there any way I could! Save the lectures about how it's faster to run through the base — I've heard 'em all and it's probably true. But if it is, why does an outfielder dive for a line drive that's a little out of his reach? He's trying to get there faster.

After all these years what everybody else remembers about that bizarre play is that I pulled my pants down on the field — nobody had ever done that before.

What I remember is that I was safe.


Tommy Lasorda Takes a Bad Hop

Psycho-Meter: 6.5

What hasn't Tommy Lasorda done? Think about it: Tommy played in the big leagues, won championships during a Hall of Fame managing career, guided the US Olympic team to a gold medal, and is the greatest living ambassador of baseball today.

Of course, his favorite team is the Dodgers. And he'll let you know it loud and clear. He was a celebrity guest singer of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Chicago's famed Wrigley Field in 2008, and instead of saying "root, root, root for the Cubbies," Lasorda belted out "root, root, root for the Dodgers!" The fans laughed. Then they booed. They knew that he just couldn't put on a false face. He was Tommy Lasorda, bleeder of Dodger Blue. Even his answering machine years ago at Dodger Stadium ended with, "And you have to root for the Dodgers." He's even gone so far as to tell people that they may not go to heaven if they're not a Dodgers fan!

But this story isn't about Tommy the legend.

This is about one of the craziest scenes ever witnessed at an All-Star Game — in Seattle in 2001, to be exact. You remember the one — A-Rod moved over to third so Cal Ripken Jr. could start at shortstop for one last All-Star Game, and then Cal played the hero by crushing a home run.

I covered that game and was hanging around in the NL dugout when Tommy, who was an honorary coach, decided he wanted to coach third base like he did back in the old days. I think everybody thought it was a great idea — that's how Tommy got his start, out there waving the boys home and creating some excitement.

Don Zimmer was over in the AL dugout, and he was laughing his butt off at the sight of Lasorda back on the field.

Tommy suddenly screamed at Zim, "I don't see you dragging your old bones out here to do it. I'm gonna help get this team some runs!"

(Of course, Tommy used more colorful language — I had to clean it up for the purposes of these pages.)

Soon enough, however, the Expos' Vladimir Guerrero stepped up to the plate. I don't think you can name too many pitchers in the game who don't shudder just a little bit when they have to face Vladimir with runners on base.

Vicious free swinger that he is, Vlad took his hacks one powerful swing at a time. But Guerrero took one particularly wild swing at a slider down and away and lost his grip on the bat. This is not uncommon, and usually it's no big deal. But this time the business end of Vlad's Louisville Slugger headed directly right at 73-year-old Tommy Lasorda!

Tommy didn't know which way to go or how to get out of the way of the oncoming missile. The bat seemed to be on a collision course with his head.

Back when I played in the late '80s and early '90s, an "ugly finder" is what we used to call a ball or bat that hit anyone.

Luckily for Tommy, Vlad's bat ricocheted right past him. The bat ended up hitting right in front of Tommy as he tumbled backward. Lasorda lost his hat, his balance, and just a little of his dignity.

In my book (and this is my book), the entire play should have been ruled an error!

The National Leaguers couldn't get a replacement third-base coach out there fast enough.

I'm happy it turned out the way it did because it could have resulted in a serious injury for Lasorda.

But I don't think Zimmer was thinking of that, because if you thought he was laughing hard when Tommy went out there to coach, you should have seen him after his friend went rolling around on the turf.

Hang in there, Tommy — you're still the best.

In 2009, Tommy will begin his 60th year as part of the Dodgers family.


Canseco Finally Uses His Head

Psycho-Meter: 5.0

While May 26, 1993, might not be a significant day in the history of the game, it certainly was a significant day in Jose Canseco's infamous career. Not too many guys get to be part of a home run by having the ball bounce off their noggins and over the wall!

I'm actually hoping that when it's all said and done, Canseco is more widely known for this blunder than his post-baseball career. Sure you know the story, and based on how crazy it was, the ball bouncing off his head and over the wall for a homer will rank right up there with any of the other crazy moments in this book. He was tracking a fly ball deep into right field and somehow lost sight of where it was until it bounced off his head and hopped over the wall for a home run ... blah, blah, blah.

But let me digress just a little: I haven't read either of the books Canseco has written — I wouldn't give him the satisfaction or my money. And I believe that a lot of what he says in the books is probably true. But to me, that's not the point. The worst thing anybody can ever say about you as an athlete is that you're a bad teammate. You've heard it a million times, but that's because it's true — being on a team is exactly like being a member of a family. And when you take your dirty laundry out of the clubhouse and air it in public, without any regard for how it may affect somebody else's life, I take issue with that. It makes me sick to think that some people actually praise Canseco for blowing the top off the steroid problem and bringing it to light. Bull. That book was written for attention, to hurt people, and to somehow suggest that baseball was blacklisting Canseco because he couldn't find a job. And yet I don't believe he ever takes the time to thank the game that granted him a life of privilege and luxury. I would have more respect for him if he had come out in the middle of one of his big-money contracts and admitted that he was using steroids then. That would have taken guts. Instead he reaped the benefits, hid his lies, and banked the money — then pointed fingers at everybody else when things got tough.

Of course, Jose's moved on to great things now, like getting his butt kicked in the boxing ring by former NFL player–turned-broadcaster Vai Sikahema and being detained at the Mexican border trying to smuggle in illegal drugs.

Sorry for my digression; I suppose I could go on and on with more details and even more disdain, but I'll end it here. I think that for all the fame and all the money and all the broken promises that epitomized Jose Canseco, living with the guilt and looking into the mirror right now must be pretty painful.


Fair or Foul?

Psycho-Meter: 6.1

Those who know anything about me know that I'm a big fan of the umpires. No, really, I am! I think they are ridiculously good at what they do. They have to call a bang-bang play at first or whether a pitch is a strike ... right now! No replays (unless it's a home-run call). No seven camera angles that everyone at home can see. No slow motion.

You want that job? Thought so.

Having said that, sometimes ... they're wrong.

And I suppose things get magnified when you're wrong in Yankee Stadium.

Being a color analyst, I never actually get to make the home-run call. I know, it sucks. But if I did on May 18, 2008, when Carlos Delgado's home run was taken away, it might have gone something like this: "There it goes! Kiss the kids, he's on his way ... it's ... gone! No, wait ... it's foul! No ... it's ... uhh ..."

Come on! What the heck is it? Is it fair or foul? We don't have all night!

No huge surprise that during the heat of the 2008 Subway Series between the Yankees and the Mets, controversy would rear its head.

Delgado smashed a home run that just nicked the foul pole and then landed in foul territory. Or did it?

We thought it did on television, but it was overruled after a conference between the umpires. They got together, as they do if there is a controversial play, to see if one of the umpires had a better view than the one who actually has authority over the call. They do this to make sure they have the best chance of getting the call right. It was ruled a foul ball. I think they were wrong.

As of August 2008 we now have instant replay. I don't like it because of what it represents: that somehow the players and the umpires that govern the game can't get it right or get along. I dislike football for the very same reason — some crybaby fan thinks his team got cheated because an official blew a call late in the game. One call or one play never beats any team. And as my father taught me when I was eight years old (take note of this people), an umpire will never beat you. I think what it comes down to is looking yourself in the mirror and owning up to who you are and what you've done. If you're somebody who complains about the officiating of a particular game, then you're a loser yourself. It is as simple as that. Your team had plenty of chances during the course of the entire game to put themselves in a position where one play or one call wouldn't change the outcome of their game. If you lose a game, do what the players today call it: "Wear it."

Of course, the replays in baseball are only for ruling on whether a ball is fair or foul. I guess I can live with that — unfortunately for Delgado, he hit his home run ... er, foul ball ... before replay came into the picture.

Delgado had to step back into the batter's box and try again. The strangest part about the whole play was that the umpire closest to the play called it a home run, but the home-plate umpire overruled him.

Mets bench coach Jerry Manuel protested and got himself thrown out of the game.

A fan sitting in the seat next to the yellow foul pole in left field had snared the ball after it ricocheted off the pole. On national television, he pointed out the mark the ball made on the foul pole. There it was, plain and simple and in plain view. There was the mark on the ball from the pole, and there was the mark on the foul pole from the ball. Oops!

ESPN made further note of the fan's proof, and Jon Miller and Joe Morgan discussed the play forever, focusing on one reporter interviewing the fan at his seat. Confused about why the outfield umpire was being overruled by the crew chief, everybody was a little miffed.

Still, the call stood. The ball was ruled a foul ball and Delgado had to come back to the plate to hit again. He came through with a hit, but it's a far cry from a home run! Take it from a guy who only hit 19 homers in his whole career — you don't want to give any of them back. Lucky for the umpires that the game wasn't decided by that blown call.

And just to be fair, umpire Bob Davidson admitted after the game that they made the wrong call.

Jerry Manuel took over the Mets after Willie Randolph was fired in June 2008.


Two for the Price of One

Psycho-Meter: 8.7

The last thing Mets catcher Paul Lo Duca expected in Game 1 of the 2006 NLDS was that he would be tagging two guys out at the plate on the same play. But that's exactly what happened during a crazy October at Shea.

Everyone gets a bit nervous in the playoffs. Performing under those tense circumstances separates the men from the boys — the winners move on and the losers get months of second-guessing and early tee times.


(Continues...)

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Table of Contents

Contents

Acknowledgments,
1. Getting Caught with Your Pants Down,
2. What a Play!,
3. Wild Kingdom,
4. Fights, We've Had a Few,
5. That's Incredible!,
6. It's All About the Fans,
7. That's Gotta Hurt!,
8. Once in a Lifetime,
9. Anger Management,
10. Fun at the Ol' Ballpark,
About the Authors,

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