If I were to write a memoir, the title would be: Joan and The Multiple Times She Absolutely Did Not Need Ezra Harrison, But That Jerk Was There Anyway.
There was . . .
1) The time he saved my life (by forcing me in a compromising position).
2) The time he taught me how to wear a certain appendage (okay, so I probably should've just Googled it).
3) The time he helped me woo the woman of my dreams (after he slept with her first).
I do not need Ezra Harrison and his devil-may-care smile and his messy hair and his loud motorcycle and his huge, massive chip on his shoulder. I don't need him, but . . . I want him. I want them both.
Contains mature themes.
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There was . . .
1) The time he saved my life (by forcing me in a compromising position).
2) The time he taught me how to wear a certain appendage (okay, so I probably should've just Googled it).
3) The time he helped me woo the woman of my dreams (after he slept with her first).
I do not need Ezra Harrison and his devil-may-care smile and his messy hair and his loud motorcycle and his huge, massive chip on his shoulder. I don't need him, but . . . I want him. I want them both.
Contains mature themes.
The Pink Lantern
If I were to write a memoir, the title would be: Joan and The Multiple Times She Absolutely Did Not Need Ezra Harrison, But That Jerk Was There Anyway.
There was . . .
1) The time he saved my life (by forcing me in a compromising position).
2) The time he taught me how to wear a certain appendage (okay, so I probably should've just Googled it).
3) The time he helped me woo the woman of my dreams (after he slept with her first).
I do not need Ezra Harrison and his devil-may-care smile and his messy hair and his loud motorcycle and his huge, massive chip on his shoulder. I don't need him, but . . . I want him. I want them both.
Contains mature themes.
There was . . .
1) The time he saved my life (by forcing me in a compromising position).
2) The time he taught me how to wear a certain appendage (okay, so I probably should've just Googled it).
3) The time he helped me woo the woman of my dreams (after he slept with her first).
I do not need Ezra Harrison and his devil-may-care smile and his messy hair and his loud motorcycle and his huge, massive chip on his shoulder. I don't need him, but . . . I want him. I want them both.
Contains mature themes.
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9798228010567 |
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| Publisher: | Tantor |
| Publication date: | 10/08/2024 |
| Product dimensions: | 5.30(w) x 7.50(h) x (d) |
| Age Range: | 18 Years |
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