Old Man and the Tee: How I Took Ten Strokes Off My Game and Learned To Love Golf All Over Again

by Turk Pipkin, David Leadbetter (Foreword by)

Overview

The Old Man and the Tee presents one man's hilarious and heartwarming quest to drop 10 strokes from his golf game in a year, using the top teachers, pros, and equipment money can buy.

As a kid caddying for his father on the sunburned links of West Texas, Turk Pipkin had dreamed of great achievements in golf. Unfortunately, life got in the way. A lack of talent didn't help much either. It was not until his father passed away that Turk realized he'd forgotten his childhood dream and had lost the simple joy he'd once found in the game.

Deciding that the time for all his pitiful golf excuses was past, Turk embarked upon the golf quest of a lifetime. For twelve months, he'd ignore work and other distractions, and dedicate himself to the game. He'd seek instruction from golf's greatest teachers, put the best equipment in his bag, and play the world's finest courses. His seemingly impossible goal was to take ten strokes off his 16-handicap.

With lessons from David Leadbetter, Dave Pelz, and Ben Crenshaw, and with spiritual guidance from great old men like Willie Nelson, George Plimpton, and Byron Nelson, Turk's epic journey carries him from Pebble Beach to Scotland and back again, where he risks everything on one final round for his father.

Follow Turk on the journey of a lifetime, and learn to love golf-and life- all over again.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780312320850
Publisher:	St. Martin's Press
Publication date:	10/01/2005
Edition description:	First Edition
Pages:	288
Product dimensions:	6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.65(d)

About the Author

Turk Pipkin has been a stand-up comedian and actor, appearing in Christopher Guest’s Waiting for Guffman, as well as The Sopranos, The Alamo, and Friday Night Lights. He is the author of the critically acclaimed novel Fast Greens and has written for CBS, NBC, Golf Magazine, Golf Digest, Travel + Leisure Golf, Playboy, and Texas Monthly. He lives in Austin, Texas.

Table of Contents

	Foreword	ix
1	The Beginning of the End	1
2	A Monkey Humping a Football	9
3	Pebble	15
4	ERC	21
5	Fit to a Tee	31
6	Bad Medicine	39
7	Harvey	47
8	The Big Picture	57
9	A Hundred Balls a Day	65
10	Mexico	73
11	The Harder They Fall	83
12	Old School	91
13	Bogey	99
14	Double Bogey	105
15	Mr. Sand Man	111
16	Semi-Drunk	119
17	A Wee Dram	125
18	A Boy Named Clyde	131
19	The King of Golf	143
20	Don't Think No Negative Thoughts	151
21	Champions Gate	161
22	Gentle Ben	169
23	I Survived the Alamo	177
24	Three Days in the Valley	183
25	Do You Have That in Red?	193
26	In My Own Backyard	203
27	Fromholz	211
28	Lord Byron	217
29	Gear Head	225
30	Analyze This	233
31	The Grand Canyon	241
32	Straight Down the Middle	249
33	Final Round	257
	Afterword	269
	Acknowledgments	271

Editorial Reviews

With spiritual guidance from Willie Nelson and golf lessons from David Leadbetter, the author sets out on a hilarious quest to drop ten strokes from his game and learn a little bit about life in the process.” —Esquire magazine

“Pipkin's West Texas dry wit and knack for storytelling, make this a most enjoyable year to follow him around.” —The Austin Chronicle

“The best golf quest since Don Quixote birdied the windmill hole!” —Willie Nelson

“This bouncing, quixotic quest is hole-in-one reading for anyone who loves the game—-or hates their own game and would love to love it more.” —American Way Magazine

“Thanks to Pipkin's delightful self-deprecating humor (he is a former stand-up comic) and to his genuine humility in the face of so complex a game, this is one golf memoir that engenders more sympathy than envy.” —Booklist

“Breezy and enjoyable memoir.” —Publishers Weekly

“The Old Man and the Tee is a must for anyone who hasn't played with Willie Nelson and has given up this stupid game more than once.” —David Feherty, bestselling author of A Nasty Bit of Rough and Somewhere in Ireland, a Village is Missing an Idiot

“A lot of fun to read. Turk Pipkin sets his course upon a voyage of vastly improving his golf game and discovers a renewed sense of life itself.” —Ben Crenshaw, professional golfer and Masters winner

“Turk Pipkin is the most passionate golf nut I know. This book proves it. He actually thinks the game is fun.” —Dan Jenkins, author of Rude Behavior, Semi Tough, and Fairways and Greens

“Turk Pipkin goes on the quest that all amateur golfers dream of but few dare to do—-take a year off from life to cut ten strokes from his game. Go on this trip with him and you will improve your own game, meet some interesting people around the world, and have a grand adventure.” —Bud Shrake, coauthor of Harvey Penick’s Little Red Book

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