Table of Contents
Introduction xiii
Part I New World 1
Christmas on Wall Street 5
Leave Home Without It: The Absurdity of the American Express Card 11
Eddie the Chop House Boy 21
Bulldog Bull 39
Mary Cunningham, Meet Ward Cleaver 47
Franky's Longest Mile 55
Leveraged Rip-Off 63
Ski Lift Tiff 73
Barbarians at the Trough 79
The Mystery of the Disappearing Employees 87
Mr. Wall Street Goes to Washington 95
How Wall Street Took the S & Ls for a Ride 103
When Bad Things Happen to Rich People 111
People in Glass Penthouses... 119
Milken's Morals and Ours 127
Horatio Alger Trumped 133
Taken for a Ride on the Customer's Yacht 141
Part II Old World 163
"Do You Have a Fire in Your Belly?" 167
Les Golden Boys 173
Don't Cry for Me Guacamole 181
Portrait of the American as a Bond Salesman 187
What the British Can Learn from American History 193
Slicing Up Europe for Fun and Profit 199
Part III Other World 207
How a Tokyo Earthquake Could Devastate Wall Street 211
The New York Investment Banker Abroad 233
Japanese Takeout 243
Pickens' Lickin' 249
Kamikaze Capitalism 255
The Japanese Art Bubble 263
A Wall Street Yankee in the Imperial Court 271
Acknowledgments 279
Where and When They First Appeared 281