Table of Contents
Acknowledgment ix
Introduction 1
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (Esquire, November 2003) 27
"Tucker Carlson's Diary: The Aesthetic Merits of British Colonialism" (Spectator, March 3, 2016) 55
"Pimp My Ride" (The New Republic, December 31,2007) 60
"When the Fun Stopped" (Weekly Standard, March 7, 2005) 71
"Eat, Memory: Bean There" (New York Times, March 26, 2006) 75
"Mr. Smith Goes Third Party" (Weekly Standard, July 26, 1999) 81
"A New Democrat" (Weekly Standard, August 2, 1999) 87
"Donald Trump Is Shocking, Vulgar, and Right" (Politico Magazine, January 28, 2016) 94
"The Unflappables" (Weekly Standard, December 25, 1995) 105
"Eugenics, American Style" (Weekly Standard, December 1, 1996) 110
"Dangerous Toys" (Dadly Virtues, 2015) 127
"Derek Richardson, Where Are You?" (Weekly Standard, February 19, 1996) 137
"Derek Richardson Returns" (Weekly Standard, August 4, 1997) 142
"Devil May Care" (Talk Magazine, September 1999) 147
"Power Host to Power Brokers in the Power Capital" (New York Times, June 5, 2002) 165
"Hall of Lame" (Forbes, March 8, 1999) 171
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Spuds" (GQ Magazine, November 2002) 182
"Banzhaf's Game" (Wee% Standard, November 13, 1995) 196
"James Carville, Populist Plutocrat" (Weekly Standard, March 18, 1996) 208
"Hired Guns: Inside the (Not-So-) Secret Armies of Operation Iraqi Freedom" (Esquire, March 2004) 223
"The Self-Revealers" (Weekly Standard, June 15, 1998) 250
"On the Road" (Weekly Standard, March 27, 2000) 255
"One Man's Treasure" (Weekly Standard, October 2, 2000) 274
Conclusion 277