THE DATING GAME
My mother glided out of the house wearing a red beehive wig and a black dress I’d never seen before. It was as if she was sauntering down a catwalk. The hem of the dress rode above her knees. “Good morning, Andy,” she said.
“Hello, Mary. You sure look great as a redhead.”
She sashayed into the carport, her silver sandals clicking on the cement floor. “Did you bring any lunch?” she asked him.
“No. I’ll be okay. I don’t need to eat.”
I wandered over to the carport. “I’ll be driving to Jolly Roger around noon,” I announced. “I can get Andy a cheeseburger or something.”
“Yes,” my mother said. “It will be my treat.”
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“Hello, Mary. You sure look great as a redhead.”
She sashayed into the carport, her silver sandals clicking on the cement floor. “Did you bring any lunch?” she asked him.
“No. I’ll be okay. I don’t need to eat.”
I wandered over to the carport. “I’ll be driving to Jolly Roger around noon,” I announced. “I can get Andy a cheeseburger or something.”
“Yes,” my mother said. “It will be my treat.”
THE DATING GAME
My mother glided out of the house wearing a red beehive wig and a black dress I’d never seen before. It was as if she was sauntering down a catwalk. The hem of the dress rode above her knees. “Good morning, Andy,” she said.
“Hello, Mary. You sure look great as a redhead.”
She sashayed into the carport, her silver sandals clicking on the cement floor. “Did you bring any lunch?” she asked him.
“No. I’ll be okay. I don’t need to eat.”
I wandered over to the carport. “I’ll be driving to Jolly Roger around noon,” I announced. “I can get Andy a cheeseburger or something.”
“Yes,” my mother said. “It will be my treat.”
“Hello, Mary. You sure look great as a redhead.”
She sashayed into the carport, her silver sandals clicking on the cement floor. “Did you bring any lunch?” she asked him.
“No. I’ll be okay. I don’t need to eat.”
I wandered over to the carport. “I’ll be driving to Jolly Roger around noon,” I announced. “I can get Andy a cheeseburger or something.”
“Yes,” my mother said. “It will be my treat.”
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BN ID: | 2940011800092 |
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Publisher: | Lemon Shark Press |
Publication date: | 09/29/2010 |
Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
Format: | eBook |
File size: | 15 KB |
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