The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4

Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from The Hawkesbury, on the outskirts of Sydney, Australia. He's unemployed and he's a loser. 

 

One day, he discovers that he's got two long-lost brothers and that he's heir to tens of millions of dollars. He also finds out that the pheromone wipes in the vending machine at the local pub really do drive women wild.

 

During the course of his adventures Ferret uses the pheromone wipes to good advantage. He forms a punk band, gets chased by the Yakuza, becomes acting principal of a high school within one week, runs for parliament and ends up cryogenically frozen and woken up in a future world where water is scarce.

 

This is a very rude book. It's got heaps of swearing and comical sex and takes the piss out of just about everybody.

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The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4

Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from The Hawkesbury, on the outskirts of Sydney, Australia. He's unemployed and he's a loser. 

 

One day, he discovers that he's got two long-lost brothers and that he's heir to tens of millions of dollars. He also finds out that the pheromone wipes in the vending machine at the local pub really do drive women wild.

 

During the course of his adventures Ferret uses the pheromone wipes to good advantage. He forms a punk band, gets chased by the Yakuza, becomes acting principal of a high school within one week, runs for parliament and ends up cryogenically frozen and woken up in a future world where water is scarce.

 

This is a very rude book. It's got heaps of swearing and comical sex and takes the piss out of just about everybody.

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The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4

The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4

by Madison Doll
The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4

The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4

by Madison Doll

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Overview

Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from The Hawkesbury, on the outskirts of Sydney, Australia. He's unemployed and he's a loser. 

 

One day, he discovers that he's got two long-lost brothers and that he's heir to tens of millions of dollars. He also finds out that the pheromone wipes in the vending machine at the local pub really do drive women wild.

 

During the course of his adventures Ferret uses the pheromone wipes to good advantage. He forms a punk band, gets chased by the Yakuza, becomes acting principal of a high school within one week, runs for parliament and ends up cryogenically frozen and woken up in a future world where water is scarce.

 

This is a very rude book. It's got heaps of swearing and comical sex and takes the piss out of just about everybody.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940167458765
Publisher: Lamplight Productions
Publication date: 10/14/2023
Series: The Book of Ferret
Sold by: Draft2Digital
Format: eBook
File size: 992 KB

About the Author

Madison Doll met Ferris Cutler at a dwarf throwing contest in Windsor. 'It's the little things in life that count,' he said, and they struck up an immediate friendship. Doll had already enjoyed great success with her previous two books, 'I Never Knew Nuffin' About It' and 'It's All Fuckin' Bullshit'. Here, she begins her crowning glory, 'The Book of Ferret ' series.

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