The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories: Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats

The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that have been featured in the Worrall Newspaper syndicate and various websites.

Titles include "How Bananas Almost Destroyed My Marriage, "If We're Late Again for Church, I Will Kill You", and "The School Project: An American Tragedy".

If you are married, raise kids, go shopping, read magazines, watch television, go to the movies or secretly wish you could push a Congressman into a volcano and not get caught, I personally guarantee that you will relate to and benefit immensely from this book.

If you download the Barber's Conundrum today (actually tomorrow and the day after is fine, even next week, if you've got a note or good excuse), you will also receive absolutely free an unbiased review of Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, unimpeachable proof that aliens already inhabit the Earth, and to the best of my ability, a somewhat plausible explanation for why weather reporters stand in the middle of raging hurricanes.

As my wife said to me just this morning when I threatened to leave her to go on the road and manage an up and coming pan flute band from Ecuador:

"What are you waiting for?"

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The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories: Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats

The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that have been featured in the Worrall Newspaper syndicate and various websites.

Titles include "How Bananas Almost Destroyed My Marriage, "If We're Late Again for Church, I Will Kill You", and "The School Project: An American Tragedy".

If you are married, raise kids, go shopping, read magazines, watch television, go to the movies or secretly wish you could push a Congressman into a volcano and not get caught, I personally guarantee that you will relate to and benefit immensely from this book.

If you download the Barber's Conundrum today (actually tomorrow and the day after is fine, even next week, if you've got a note or good excuse), you will also receive absolutely free an unbiased review of Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, unimpeachable proof that aliens already inhabit the Earth, and to the best of my ability, a somewhat plausible explanation for why weather reporters stand in the middle of raging hurricanes.

As my wife said to me just this morning when I threatened to leave her to go on the road and manage an up and coming pan flute band from Ecuador:

"What are you waiting for?"

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The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories: Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats

The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories: Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats

by John Hartnett
The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories: Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats

The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories: Observations on Life From the Cheap Seats

by John Hartnett

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The Barber's Conundrum and Other Stories is a collection of thirty-seven short literary humor pieces that have been featured in the Worrall Newspaper syndicate and various websites.

Titles include "How Bananas Almost Destroyed My Marriage, "If We're Late Again for Church, I Will Kill You", and "The School Project: An American Tragedy".

If you are married, raise kids, go shopping, read magazines, watch television, go to the movies or secretly wish you could push a Congressman into a volcano and not get caught, I personally guarantee that you will relate to and benefit immensely from this book.

If you download the Barber's Conundrum today (actually tomorrow and the day after is fine, even next week, if you've got a note or good excuse), you will also receive absolutely free an unbiased review of Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, unimpeachable proof that aliens already inhabit the Earth, and to the best of my ability, a somewhat plausible explanation for why weather reporters stand in the middle of raging hurricanes.

As my wife said to me just this morning when I threatened to leave her to go on the road and manage an up and coming pan flute band from Ecuador:

"What are you waiting for?"


Product Details

BN ID: 2940045136464
Publisher: John Hartnett
Publication date: 12/06/2012
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: eBook
File size: 143 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Before we get into personalities, here's my philosophy on life. I've always depended upon the kindness of strangers because as long as you don't know their names or where they live, you never have to spend money on thank you notes or gifts.

My story? Not much to tell, really.

When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was rescued and ultimately raised by a pair of possums. Sadly, they died when I was very young. At least I think they died.

From there I joined the Merchant Marines and was the only toddler in World War II to sink a Japanese battleship while being burped.

When I returned to the States, I got a job at Gimbels Department Store and have been there ever since even though they went out of business in 1986. I have always valued loyalty over money and if that's wrong, talk to my wife. You'd get along famously.

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