Table of Contents
Introduction: Welcome to the Woke Zone 1
Never been woke before? Your journey begins here.
Chapter 1 Intersectionality and Identity 9
Discover your inner oppression.
Chapter 2 Race 23
The most important thing about you is the color of your skin.
Chapter 3 Feminism and Gender 39
Pronouns, sexual orientation, and the wonderful world of making up genders.
Chapter 4 The True Story of American History 57
Learn how you were brainwashed into thinking America is an OK place.
Chapter 5 How to Be Offended by Everything 75
Discover how microaggressions and things you disagree with are literal violence.
Chapter 6 How to Make Sure Your Church Is as Woke as Jesus 85
Wokeness doesn't stop in the secular world: churches can be woke too!
Chapter 7 Follow the SCIENCE 101
The scientists are always right, and if you disagree, you are a bigot.
Chapter 8 How to Fight Fascism with Violence 115
The only way to stop the fascists is to yeet bricks at people you don't like.
Chapter 9 Fighting the Culture War 135
Use the voting booth to force your will on the rest of the population.
Chapter 10 Entertainment 151
Make sure your Netflix queue is as woke as you are.
Chapter 11 Brainwashing the Next Generation 163
Duplicate your outrage by making miniature copies of your woke self.
Chapter 12 A Glossary of Wokeness 181
Confused by our woke terms? Learn what all these newly made-up words really mean!