Behold this delightfully deranged guide to domestic depravity! Inside you'll find tongue-in-cheek tips for transforming yourself from repressed wife to social pariah.
Lady Ethel Blitherington-Guidour, your faithful guide, will teach you how to rebel against the shackles of virtue through scandalous behaviour. You'll learn the fine arts of gossiping maliciously, gorging oneself gluttonously, carrying out wanton affairs, and deliberately destroying your marriage.
Discover within how to indulge in licentiousness and hedonism, to your family's horror and society's outrage. Raise little deviants who flaunt manners and propriety. Allow your children to commit any act of mayhem their spirits desire!
This satirical book wickedly skewers outdated notions of wifely duty and feminine obedience. Come for the hilariously deranged advice, stay for the empowering message of liberation hidden within.
Whether you are a frustrated housewife or a free spirit, you'll relish this mischievous manifesto for embracing pleasure and provoking moral panic. So gird your loins and charge boldly into disgrace! Ruination has never been so much fun.
