Table of Contents
Chapter 1 Once Upon a Time in Beverly Hills 7
Chapter 2 A Genuine Arrangement 12
Chapter 3 The Rare Gentleman 25
Chapter 4 Daddy Fix-It 33
Chapter 5 Ghosted Feelings 39
Chapter 6 Finding Sanctum 49
Chapter 7 Kissing Bruises 61
Chapter 8 Soft David 71
Chapter 9 Beauty in the Details 83
Chapter 10 Shitty Hooker 94
Chapter 11 Negotiating Love 103
Chapter 12 Broken Foot 111
Chapter 13 The Grand Gesture 121
Chapter 14 The Halves of My Heart 129
Chapter 15 The Graduation Surprise 138
Chapter 16 Happy Places 144
Chapter 17 The Picture of Health and Wellness 157
Chapter 18 The Quest for TMS 163
Chapter 19 Role Playing 170
Chapter 20 Nice Country Jewish Boy 180
Chapter 21 The Snow White of Bel Air 189
Chapter 22 Hot Thirty-Year-Old in My Back 204
Chapter 23 My Side of the Bed 215
Chapter 24 Speaking to Me 224
Chapter 25 Yes Day 238
Chapter 26 Looking at Me, Too 245
Chapter 27 The Bloody Body Bag 252
Chapter 28 Where Relationships Go to Die 261
Chapter 29 Of all the Things 272
Chapter 30 The Stories We Tell 279
Chapter 31 The Top Lock 287
Chapter 32 Bel Air Burns 296
Chapter 33 The Gift of a Lifetime 303
Chapter 34 The Magical Allowance 312
Chapter 35 The Healing Diagnosis 319
Chapter 36 Talk About Happy Endings 327
Chapter 37 The Last of Daddy Fix-It 333
Chapter 38 The Words After 335