Table of Contents
Dedication v
Preface xi
Strange But True 1
Punish Me 2
Fattest Man 3
Moist Palms 4
Bugs a Bubbling 5
Sight, Sounds, Scents, and Snakes 6
Pogo-Stick Play 7
Flaming Hot Cheetos 8
Deodorant Girl 9
Belly Button Weekend 10
New Pee Bag 11
Horse Back 12
Skinny jeans, Big Shoes…Not a Winning Combo 13
Self-Imposed Confinement 14
Nailed for Stabbing 15
Just When You Think You've Heard it All… 16
Stash Pocket 17
Treats for Everyone 18
Classroom Observation 19
He/She 20
Shocking Parent Comment 21
Knee, Dog, Skates, etc. 22
Messing, Smacked, Hydrant, etc. 23
"Sock Surprise" 24
IBS 25
Starter Pistol 26
Why Locker Rooms Need Air Conditioning 27
Rough Play Sunday 28
Meet Me at the Bike Rack 29
Cheers 30
Principal Darkside 31
Helicopter Parents 33
AYSO Semester Off 34
Fat Mom in Her Own Words 35
Follow Up with Fat Mom 36
Big Breakfast 37
Big Game Tonight 38
Respect My Decision 39
Competitive Cheer > PE 40
Sunshine Fresh Laundry 41
Soccer > PE 42
Dance Competition > PE 43
Sock Police 44
Speed Kills 45
Serenity No Taunting Pledge 46
Why We Defy the Pledge 47
Fever Stay Home 48
MD Says Student Can Decide 49
Foot Blister Epidemic 50
Sprained Weist? 51
Can't Suit Up 52
2-Day Hypothyroid Problem 53
Stomach + "Allery" = Legs 54
Domestic Duties Struggle 55
Of Course Kids Don't Weigh Kids 56
"Teacher Ogre" 57
Excessively Excessive 58
American-Made Pencils 59
Student Shams 61
"Heart Burns" 62
Multiple Choice Excuses 63
Locker Devil 64
Lesson Learned? 65
Missing Shorts = Locker Room Hideout 66
Fake Domestic Duties Struggle 67
Threw Out Her Leg 68
Who has the "Cuncution?" 69
Trouble All Around 70
Straight into a Hole 71
On her Period 72
"Sincereley" not Well 73
"Right" Another Note 74
Fudged Date 75
Simpsonisms 77
F-Word 78
Suck It 79
Not Act "Impropriety" 80
Ditching is Bad 81
No Gum Nick 82
It's All in the Name 83
Harry Dong 84
Harry Dong Part 2 85
Miss Dick 86
Vikings Vick 87
That's My Real Name 88
Master Herpes 89
Ribald 91
That Gesture 92
Until I Squeal! 93
Adolescent Cootie Catcher 94
"Hookups" 95
PEN 15 Club Part 1 96
PEN 15 Club Part 2 97
Monkeyballs 98
Family Heirloom: "ROCK THESE" 99
Underwear to Work 100
A Really Good Read 101
"Pants Down" 102
It Makes It Worth It 103
Halloween #Legcramps 104
Really Bad Hang Nail 105
Jacked Up Knee 106
"Last Rights" 107
Middle Finger Problem 108
Rousing Game 109
Wonderbra 110
Borrowing vs Stealing 111
PE + Lunch Excuse 112
LEGS ONLY PE 113
Last Note of the Year 114
Less Straight Forward 115
To Whom It May Concern: Sorry 116
Trusted 117
Teacher Valentine 118
Surprise Award 119
Locker Room Confidence American Pride 120
A Cool Apology 121
1, 160%-1,170% 122
Student Art Apology 123
Golden Rule 124
Proverbs Apology 125
Character "Edication" 126
"Valitine" Art 127
Heady Thanks 128
Forgery Note 129
Acknowledgements 131
About the Authors 133
