The Amazing Life of Birds: The Twenty-Day Puberty Journal of Duane Homer Leech

The Amazing Life of Birds: The Twenty-Day Puberty Journal of Duane Homer Leech

by Gary Paulsen

Narrated by William Dufris

Unabridged — 1 hours, 27 minutes

The Amazing Life of Birds: The Twenty-Day Puberty Journal of Duane Homer Leech

The Amazing Life of Birds: The Twenty-Day Puberty Journal of Duane Homer Leech

by Gary Paulsen

Narrated by William Dufris

Unabridged — 1 hours, 27 minutes

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Overview

Zit monster.

Puberty Werewolf.

Potty Boy.

Doo Doo Rules!

I'm Duane. Duane Homer Leech. Don't ask.

I'm 12. And one week. What I want to know is, where is this whole puberty thing going? So far it's just something put on earth to destroy me.

And I don't have a clue what's coming next.


Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

Paulsen's perceptive, funny look at the life of 12-year-old Duane is at once indisputably real and drolly exaggerated. The author gets the beleaguered boy's voice just right as Duane bares all in his journal, admitting, "Lately I've been thinking a lot about the female body. Not in a weird or sick way but not in an artistic or medical way either." When these images pop into his mind, he forces himself to instead envision "elbows," a tactic that "helps. Sometimes." As he identifies with a baby bird going through its life changes in a nest outside his window, Duane bemoans his zits ("my face looks like I tried to kiss a rotary mower"), cracking voice ("It sounded like somebody hit a bullfrog with a big hammer right in the middle of a croak") and persistent cowlick (which he likens to "that bushy little tail you see on the back of a warthog in National Geographic"). At school, calamities abound: "a river of stupid" pours from his mouth when a new girl says hello to him (he later smacks her in the head with a volleyball in gym) and after creating a bald spot on his head while trying to cut his cowlick, he is suspected of havingand spreadingringworm. Though readers aren't likely to encounter all of the humiliations Duane endures, they will identify strongly with his insecurities. After he clumsily causes bookcases and a fish tank to topple in the library, the boy sardonically says, "You gotta love my life." For all the reasons Duane doesn't, readers will. Ages 10-up. (June) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.

School Library Journal

Gr 5-7-Twelve-year-old Duane confides to readers, "I should have seen it coming," but no one ever does. It's called puberty. With laugh-out-loud lines and self-effacing humor, Duane describes 20 days during which he has disturbing dreams, sees "ELBOWS" everywhere (a euphemism for "part of a woman's body"), gets giant zits (recognized even by his parents), and notices his voice is changing (along with other body parts). He constantly falls over his own feet at school, babbles at girls, and manages to embarrass himself-several times-in front of the entire student body. But Duane has a good friend and a grandmother in whom he can confide. Ultimately, he recognizes that he's normal and understands that this awkward, awful, alarming time will eventually end. Short chapters and clipped language keep the pace fast and create empathy for Duane's plight. Just like the fledgling bird that he observes from his bedroom window, depicted in a comical black-and-white drawing at the start of each section, Duane's confidence and self-acceptance develop and he realizes that he will not only survive puberty, but also grow and become adept at many new things.-Maria B. Salvadore, formerly at Washington DC Public Library Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.

Kirkus Reviews

Twelve-year-old Duane Homer Leech feels he's in the clutches of something insidious, a cruel joke that's ruining his life. Everyone calls it "puberty," but what exactly is puberty? He can't walk without tripping; he's a human zit factory; when females are near, he can't form words, much less coherent sentences. He sees ELBOWS everywhere (that's his code word for those other parts of anatomy, which you can probably guess). At school, he causes a ringworm scare by cutting off his cowlick, leaving a circular bald spot. He destroys the library by falling against a shelf reaching for a book on puberty. Duane commiserates over the phone with his friend Willy and feels a kinship with the awkward, ugly baby bird that lives on his windowsill. Between Willy and the bird, Duane realizes that life after puberty won't be nearly as hellish. Paulsen has created a humorous Are you There God? It's Me, Margaret for boys. Every male on either side of puberty will see themselves in Duane. At times laugh-out-loud funny, here is an only slightly exaggerated manual for every boy encountering his first life change. (Fiction. 10-14)

From the Publisher

Paulsen’s perceptive, funny look at the life of 12-year-old Duane is at once indisputably real.”—Publishers Weekly, Starred

“Paulsen has created a humorous Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret for boys. Every male on either side of puberty will see themselves in Duane.”—Kirkus Reviews

“Paulsen’s writing is beautiful, and it turns Duey’s puberty journal into a description of a beautiful sunrise of its own.”—VOYA

School Library Journal - Audio

Gr 5–8—Gary Paulsen has written (Wendy Lamb Books, 2006) a brief yet hilarious view of puberty as experienced by the hapless Duane Homer Leech. On each of 20 days, Duane knows that he will inevitably do something embarrassing or gross to humiliate himself. The first day starts with one enormous zit on his forehead which multiplies until he has covered his face with Band-aids in a useless attempt to camouflage the problem. He falls a lot, has a tendency to spill the contents of his lunch tray on the girl he likes, and generally has an awful time. He has an excruciating habit of getting physically excited—even the words "reproductive organs" in the context of dissecting a cat in biology cause him to hope no one notices. The fact that his nickname is Doo Doo is just the icing on the cake. Duane's confidence has to grow, just like the baby bird nesting outside his window. This enjoyable story is narrated by William Dufris, who provides a remarkable rendition of a boy who has no control of his voice due to hormonal changes. He portrays Duane realistically and sympathetically as a guy who is experiencing a whole range of awkward changes yet has a sort of gallows sense of humor about his life. Highly recommended, especially for reluctant readers.—B. Allison Gray, Santa Barbara Public Library System, CA

Product Details

BN ID: 2940172696381
Publisher: Brilliance Audio
Publication date: 03/20/2011
Edition description: Unabridged
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