Table of Contents
Eric's Last Day 1
It's a Sort of… 10
A Long Way to Go for a Chocolate Bar 15
The War on Britain's Roads 19
It's Under the Hat when You're Ready 27
Cruel Shoes 30
The Popular Front for the Liberation of Finchley 32
The Way We Was 41
The Cut-price Dude of Liverpool 8 48
In the Bleak Midsummer 51
What Is this Place You've Brought Me to, Roger? 56
Mountain Wrongholdism 61
Wet Shed in Autumn Number 2 71
Molly Cooks a Chicken 79
The Bobo Comes to the Aid of the Resistance 83
Sympathy in Griffith House 87
Municipal House of Cards 95
The Calm Before the Calm 101
Boulevard of Broken Dreams 105
Day of the Two-wheeled Triffids 110
About Poor A.S. 115
Didn't Work for Mussolini, Did It? 122
What's He Doing Now!? 131
One Sprout or Two? 138
Your Drama Teacher Has Been Kidnapped 148
Gong! 163
This Comedy Life 178
Bit Windy… Went for a Swim 183
Thatcher Stole My Trousers 187
Been Great Working with You, Les 192
Looking the Part 196
Fuck, Cunt, Shit, Piss, Wank 199
Merry Christmas, Mr Sakamoto 213
The Secret Policeman's Career Opportunity 229
Boom Boom Out Goes Your Career 237
Comedians at Hanging Rock 253
Mrs Doonican Gets a Surprise 266
A Bag of Balloons and a Pencil 273
A Sunken Fence 284
A Blow to the Head in Helsinki 294
The Secret Life of 'Ullo John! Gotta New Motor?' 303
The Workers United Will Frequently Be Defeated 310
A Life Told in Preserved Meat 318