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Overview
dream of talking to a mermaid?
Can you imagine
facing off with a bully who
barely reaches your knees?
What would you do
with a box of golden coins?
Have you ever
said thank you to...a button?
And how would you respond if you met a magic genie who asked you for a handout instead of granting you a wish?
Free to Be...You and Me creator Marlo Thomas has once again produced a joyful volume for children and the grown-ups in their lives. Reaching into the heads and hearts of our most acclaimed writers, artists, and performers, Thanks & Giving celebrates the best things in life family, friendship, giving, thankfulness, and love (and just for fun, a few of their opposites stinginess, bullying, ingratitude, and the occasional urge to stamp your feet and throw a fit).
From Tiger Woods and Maurice Sendak to Hilary Duff and Newbery Medalist Kate DiCamillo, this colorful collection of stories, poems, and songs will take readers on a lighthearted and thoughtful (but never overserious) adventure. Whether you're gazing at the brilliant child's-eye paintings of illustrator Eric Carle, or laughing out loud at the off-the-wall humor of Mel Brooks, you'll enjoy every step of the magical journey that the creators of Thanks & Giving have planned for you:
Delight in Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith's fractured fable starring a mouse, a bird, and a sausage who learn all about sharing the hard way.
Hold on tight as Rosie Perez recounts the tale of a little girl confronted with a heart-stopping decision.
Rock along with Kevin and Michael Bacon's funky valentine to sibling rivalry and brotherly love.
And laugh with Ray Romano as he reveals how his life was changed by a giant burrito.
Designed for both cover-to-cover reading and selective excerpting (when you can't refuse that last impassioned call for "One more story!" just before lights-out), this sparkling anthology also includes marvelous contributions from Avi, Shel Silverstein, Tom Chapin, Arthur creator Marc Brown, Matt Groening, Deepak Chopra, Donald Trump, Frankie Muniz, Walter Dean Myers, Paul Newman, Sumner Redstone, Jerry Pinkney, Whoopi Goldberg, Sonia Manzano, the Sesame Street Muppets, Julianne Moore, Ed Koren, Wendy Wasserstein, and Paul O. Zelinsky.
Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9780689877322 |
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Publisher: | Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers |
Publication date: | 11/02/2004 |
Pages: | 96 |
Product dimensions: | 8.50(w) x 11.00(h) x 0.50(d) |
Age Range: | 6 - 12 Years |
About the Author
In 2010, Ms. Thomas launched her website, MarloThomas.com, on The Huffington Post and AOL. She lives in New York with her husband, Phil Donahue.
Christopher Cerf is an Emmy and Grammy award-winning author, composer, and producer. A charter contributing editor of the National Lampoon, Cerf has written more than 300 songs for Sesame Street and co-edited the celebrated newspaper parody Not The New York Times.
Read an Excerpt
Teeny Meany by David Slavin, illustrated by Jimmy Pickering
Jeannie Meany was mean. Really mean. We're talking mean like you've never seen. Meaner than a tiger with a toothache. Meaner than a bear with a bellyache. Meaner than a whole herd of hippos with headaches. She woke up mean, she ate breakfast mean, she went to school mean, she drew pictures mean, she had snack mean, she read books mean, she ate lunch mean, she napped mean, she had circle time mean. . . . You get the picture. The girl was mean.
Don't believe me? Ask Sheldon's shin. Or Patty's pinky. Or Lyle's . . . well, you can't ask Lyle-he's still in the hospital.
Like I said, mean with a capital M-E-A-N.
Maybe Jeannie was mean because of her name-it was Meany, after all. If her name had been Jeannie Joyful, or Sunny Disposition, or Happy Rockefeller, maybe she would have been joyful or sunny or happy. Who knows?
But the bigger problem was her nickname. See, Jeannie Meany was-what's a nice way to put this? She was . . . petite. Diminutive. Lilliputian. Oh, all right, she was small. And, kids being kids, you can imagine what they called her, can't you? Right. "Teeny Meany."
Now, most people aren't bothered by nicknames. Tall people are sometimes called "Stretch," left-handed people are called "Lefty," people named Art are called "Farty Arty," and they couldn't care less. (Well, Art probably cares.) But Jeannie Meany hated being called "Teeny," and it made her meaner and meaner with each passing nicknamey day. Everyone was so afraid of her, they'd run and hide whenever she came near. It didn't matter where you were-the playground, the pool, even the library. If Teeny Meany was coming, you were going.
"How can you be scared of her?" grown-ups would ask. "She's so . . . tiny."
To which the kids would always respond, "She's a mean girl in a small package."
Well, just about the time that Teeny Meany was getting close to being the meanest she'd ever been in her whole entire life, a new boy moved into town. His name was Michael McCatty and he was-what's a nice way to put this? He was . . . husky. Rotund. Portly. Oh, all right, he was big. And, kids being kids, you can imagine what they called him, can't you? Right again. "Fatty McCatty."
One day, Fatty McCatty was standing in line at the ice-cream truck, when who should walk up but Teeny Meany. The rest of the line moved aside lickety-split, but because Fatty McCatty had never met or even heard of Teeny Meany before (and because he really liked ice cream), he simply walked to the head of the line and asked for a Nutty Buddy.
"What do you think you're doing?" said Teeny Meany.
"Getting a Nutty Buddy," said Fatty McCatty.
("Uh-oh!" said the kids.)
"You're in my spot," said Teeny Meany.
"No, actually, I was here first," said Fatty McCatty.
("Oh, man!" said the kids.)
"Do you know who I am?" asked Teeny Meany.
"No. Who are you?" replied Fatty McCatty.
("Oh, no!" gasped the kids.)
"I'm Jeannie Meany," said Teeny Meany.
"Nice to meet you, Jeannie. My name's Michael McCatty. I'm new in town. Want an ice cream?" said Michael.
Teeny Meany was speechless. It had been so long since anyone called her Jeannie, and even longer since anyone offered her anything out of friendship, that she just didn't know what to say. Here, standing before her, was a kind and gentle stranger who wanted nothing more than to make a new friend and buy that friend an ice cream.
Teeny Meany thought back on all of the teasing she had put up with over the years, and all of the loneliness she felt as everyone became more and more afraid of her. And she looked up at this new boy-this warm and tender soul-and said:
"Move it, Fatty."
I told you she was mean.
Table of Contents
The Mouse, the Bird and the SausageRetold by Jon Scieszka, illustrated by Lane Smith
Stones in a Stream
By Jeff Moss, illustrated by Barry Root
A Tale of Two Friends
By Jon Stone (adapted by Norman Stiles), illustrated by Joe Mathieu
Teeny Meany
By David Slavin, illustrated by Jimmy Pickering
An Attitude of Gratitude
Words by Bruce Hart, music by Christopher Cerf, illustrated by S. D. Schindler
The Birthday Doll
By Gail Carson Levine, illustrated by Dan Andreasen
Give and Take
By Maurice Sendak
A Different Aladdin
By Norman Stiles, illustrated by Jimmy Pickering
A Smile Connects Us
By Carol Hall, illustrated by Joe Mathieu
Letters to My Brother...and My Sister
By Julianne Moore
You Know My Brother (He's So Heavy)
Words and music by Kevin Bacon, Michael Bacon, and Robin Batteau, illustrated by Loren Long
Josie's First Allowance
By Rosie M. Perez, illustrated by Dan Andreasen
Sing Me the Story of Your Day
Words and music by John Forster and Tom Chapin, illustrated by R. Gregory Christie
Aunt Delia's Holiday Manners Quiz
By Delia Ephron, illustrated by Ed Koren
Point of View
Written and illustrated by Shel Silverstein
What Nana Told Her
By Deepak Chopra, illustrated by Demi
Ezekiel Johnson
By Walter Dean Myers, illustrated by Christopher Myers
Geology
By Joseph Newman, introduction by Paul Newman, illustrated by David Shannon
All Kinds of People
Words and music by Nikki Anders and Phil Galdston, illustrated by Geraldo Valerio
What I Did with My Coin Collection
By Tiger Woods, illustrated by Sarah Brannen
Nuts to You
By Mo Willems
(I'll Give) Anything But Up
words and music by Hilary Duff, Sarah Durkee, Jim Marr, Charlie Midnight, Wendy Page, and Marc Swersky
The Nothingest Girl in the World
By Bruce Kluger, illustrated by Henry Cole
Right Under Your Nose
By Mel Brooks, illustrated by Paul O. Zelinsky
The Rotten Tomato
By Wendy Wasserstein, illustrated by Joe Mathieu and Lucy Jane Wasserstein
What Ruby Saw
By Avi, illustrated by Jerry Pinkney
You Made My Day
Words and music by Sheldon Harnick, illustrated by Eric Carle
Thanking Is Just One Letter Away from Thinking
By Larry Gelbart, illustrated by Karen Katz
Thank You, Mrs. Abruzzi
By Ray Romano, illustrated by Lisa Kopelke
Unsung Heroes
By Christopher Cerf and Norman Stiles, illustrated by Tom Lichtenheld
Snow, Aldo
By Kate DiCamillo, illustrated by Harry Bliss
Christmas and My Magic Mom
By Whoopi Goldberg, illustrated by Elise Primavera
Presents I Have Known
By Frankie Muniz, illustrated by David Catrow
Cheesybreadville
By Sonia Manzano, illustrated by Jon J Muth
Split Decisio
by Matt Groening
I Want It
Words and music by Laurie Berkner, illustrated by Tom Lichtenheld
Arthur Goes to the Bank
by Marc Brown
Thank Someone
By Sarah Durkee, music by Paul Jacobs, illustrated by Loren Long
Giving
By Donald Trump, Ted Turner, Barry Diller, Suze Orman, Sumner Redstone, David Geffen, and Warren E. Buffett, illustrated by Tom Lichtenheld