Table of Contents
Acknowledgments ix
Introduction xv
1 Human Drama, Texas-Style. 1
The Texas justice court: a showcase for human emotion and drama.
2 Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker, Uber Driver. 9
What Texas JPs did for a living before they became JPs and what some of them still do.
3 Sue Me, Sue Me, What Can You Do Me? 32
"The People's Court," with a Texas twang.
4 Bag and Baggage. 46
Arguably, the second hardest part of the job: evictions.
5 A Jury of Their Peers. 58
The role of the six-person jury in the Texas justice court.
6 Dead Reckoning. 69
The nuts and bolts of being a county coroner.
7 I'm Blessed That I Don't Dream about Them. 93
Inquests and their emotional impact on the JPs who perform them.
8 What's Happening in JP Court Is Downright Criminal! 106
Class C misdemeanors, traffic court, magistration duties; where things stop being civil and become criminal.
9 Juvenile Justice. 123
Truancy and other forms of juvenile misbehavior.
10 Gettin' Hitched. 134
Dearly beloved: we are gathered here today for the purpose of trying to keep a straight face.
11 To Hitch or Not to Hitch. 152
Shifting perspectives on the justice court's role in facilitating marital union in the wake of the 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges Supreme Court ruling.
12 Four-footed Constituents. 162
The bovines, equines, and canines of Texas thank you.
13 Forward and in Sensible Shoes (Sometimes Boots). 170
With spangles.
14 In God Some of Us Trust. 180
Religious faith and its strong impact on the Texas Justice Court bench.
15 Brain, Heart, and Nerve. 188
The three components of being a good JP.
16 In the Opinion of the Court. 204
When justices of the peace disagree … with each other.
17 Disrespecting the Robe. 220
All the folks who drive them nuts.
18 Goin' Rogue. 234
For good reason and bad. But mostly bad.
19 Just a Member of the Community. 246
And just a regular guy … or gal.
20 And in Conclusion, Your Honor. 262
Let's wrap this up. The judge has a wedding waiting outside.
Notes 273
Index 279