The year is 2007. Following the breakup of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, the online comments war between the fans of Jennifer and Angelina Jolie has heated up and finally spilled into violence. And unbeknownst to the public, a secret war is taking place between strike teams that were formed by each of their fans.
While Jennifer has opted for a quiet life on Malibu Beach, Angelina is sailing her ship around the world on a mission to collect a child from each major part of the globe, a mysterious part of her sinister plot for world domination. At her side is Team Jolie, the most vicious and vitriolic of her fans, should any resistance to her efforts be encountered.
As Angelina and her team attempt to abscond with a child in Australia, a plane swoops in to the rescue – Team Aniston! The team of five rescues the child from her clutches and saves the village.
Angelina hatches a plot to stop Team Aniston that involves kidnapping Jennifer. But the team arrives in the nick of time to rescue her.
Jennifer is taken to Base Aniston, high in the Sierras, where she learns about the secret war. It is there that Tommy, one of the team members, begins to pressure her to become involved and take a personal stand to stop Angelina. Jennifer is unwilling to however, believing that taking the high road means staying above the fray.
Jennifer accompanies them on a mission to India, where the team saves another child and Jennifer is driven to help the team save an entire village. But the victory celebration back at the base is short-lived, as soon afterward a traitor in the group lands them all in the clutches of Team Jolie.
Angelina arrives and reveals her maniacal plan, then leaves the base with the imprisoned team to complete it. For the team to be rescued and Angelina to be stopped, Jennifer must find the will to wage her own war, and call out the villains for who they are.
