Table of Contents
Foreword 7
Introduction 9
1 In The Beginning 11
2 Having A Hoot 23
3 Into The System 38
4 Troublemakers 47
5 From Heroes To Teammates 56
6 You Thick T**t 66
7 What A Bonus 70
8 Making My Mark Down Under 75
9 Doing It for The Bucks 83
10 Stop That Bus 87
11 Warm Hearts, Hot Tongue 92
12 Mind That Car 94
13 Windows Of Opportunity 98
14 The Great BT 103
15 Through Thick And Thin 111
16 Lord's Final 2017 117
17 Contrasting Emotions 129
18 Sick Of Jeremy Kyle 137
19 Derby Days 143
20 Cold, North-East Tears 153
21 Superman 158
22 Never Seen Anything Like It 161
23 Second Time Lucky ' 164
24 Shrek? 166
25 Fragments 170
26 Don't Wanna Play No More 172
27 The Follow-Through 174
28 Down By The Toilets 176
29 Simple Game 178
30 Taunton Torments 181
31 Smacked Like A Fish 187
32 It's Always Uphill 192
33 'Yeah, No Worries Fletch!' 195
34 Gangly And Bony 199
35 A Cacophony Of Boos 204
36 Celebrations 208
37 Clean Hitting 215
38 County Cap 218
39 Mooresy 222
40 Coach Pick 226
41 A Trip To Holland 229
42 The Dublin Rain Card 233
43 Dan The Man 235
44 Dancing On Ice 237
45 Big Merv 239
46 Cashmere Calamity 241
47 The Fletch XI 243
48 Favourite Foes 259
49 And Now 272
50 Stats 282
Acknowledgements 286
Photograph credits 288
