Table of Contents
Foreword ix
Introduction xi
Section I Montejurra 1
1 I he Invasion 1
2 Douglas 10
3 All Work and All Play 17
4 Life on the Farm 25
5 Crimes and Punishments 29
6 Off to School We Go 40
7 The End of the Affair and a Toast 47
Section II Spain 51
1 El Escorial 51
2 Life with Franco 54
3 Back to the Past 58
4 El Real Colegio Alfonso XII 67
Section III Road Trip 97
Section IV Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (But Really Just Planes) 105
1 Stupid Move at a New York Airport #1 105
2 Stupid Move at a New York Airport #2 105
3 Smart Move at Barajas Airport, Madrid 106
Section V NCPAC 107
1 "Everybody failed" 107
2 Terry Dolan 111
3 "Target '80" 115
4 Animal House 119
5 Target Terry 122
6 "Target '82" 126
Section VI How to Shoot Commercials (and Not People) During a War 142
1 Preparation 142
2 The Sandinistas 149
3 The Contras 162
4 The Commercials 168
Section VII More Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 170
1 Why We Like Hoses 170
2 Biggest Bump Award 171
3 Lift Off 171
4 You Gotta Be Kidding Me 172
5 Corn on the Cob 172
6 Security? What Security? 173
Section VIII The Fine Art of Monitoring Elections in Dictatorships 174
1 War or Peace? 174
2 Tripping Toward Elections 177
3 Masatepe 182
4 Aftermath 189
Section IX The Stewardess 192
Acknowledgments 199
About the Author 201