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Spider from Mars
My Life with Bowie
By Woody Woodmansey, Joel McIver St. Martin's Press
Copyright © 2016 Woody Woodmansey
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ISBN: 978-1-250-11762-5
CHAPTER 1
ROCKER IN WAITING
I remember, with absolute clarity, the moment when I knew I was going to be a rock musician.
It was a warm summer day in 1964 and I was fourteen years old. The Beatles' 'A Hard Day's Night' and the Rolling Stones' 'It's All Over Now' were riding high at the top of the charts. I was more of a Stones fan – the Beatles were a bit too smooth for me. Everybody liked them, including my parents, which was a real turnoff. I also liked the Animals, the Kinks and Johnny Kidd and the Pirates. Top of the Pops had started airing in January that year and like millions of teenagers I sat glued to the TV on a Thursday evening. But my epiphany didn't come as a result of hearing any of my favourite bands. I was standing on the edge of a farm machinery repair depot in the Yorkshire town of Driffield when everything changed.
My friend Frank's dad owned the place, and we'd often go down there to mess about on the machines and play football. That afternoon four of us were kicking a ball around in an open area of concrete between the huge combine harvesters and tractors. It was basically a bit of wasteland surrounded by tall banks of nettles. I kicked the ball at one of the other kids, but it shot over the nettles and vanished.
I went in search of it, finding it lying next to the door of a brick building that looked a bit like an air-raid shelter, maybe twenty foot long, with no windows. I'd never noticed it before. The ball had rolled up to a silver-painted door; the words 'The Cave' were painted on it, graffiti-style.
As I bent down to pick up the ball I heard music coming out of this building. At first I thought someone had a transistor radio in there, and then I realized that it was more dynamic than that. I could feel the vibration in my body, even standing outside the door. I shouted to Frank, 'What's that music?'
'It's my brother,' he replied. 'He's playing in there with his band.'
'What kind of band?'
'Rhythm and blues, or pop, or something,' Frank shrugged.
'Can we go in and listen?' I asked.
'No, you only get in there if you're wearing a dress,' he told me.
The music had really grabbed my attention, though, and I pestered Frank to ask his brother if I could go in and watch, even just for one song. A few days later Frank said, 'They're practising tonight, come down. My brother says you can go in and watch if you want.'
The first thing I noticed as I went inside the Cave was that it smelled strongly of damp. The second was how dark it was, lit only by a single red lightbulb. The band, who were called the Roadrunners, had hung what looked like fishing nets from the ceiling in an attempt at cool decor, which added to the atmosphere – to my eyes it looked very rock 'n' roll.
At the far end of the main room was a stage, about a foot high, that was carpeted. There were five musicians on it, so it looked pretty cramped. In the middle was a drummer sitting at his kit, on the left stood a guitarist and a bass player, on the right another guitarist, and the singer was out front. They were already playing when I arrived, a Bo Diddley song I recognized. I'd never seen a band play live before and, only 10 feet away from them, every sense I had was being assaulted. I was mesmerized. It was the most exciting thing I'd ever experienced. They all had long hair, but the singer stood out as his hair was ginger. He was wearing bell-bottom jeans and shaking a pair of maracas in time to the drummer's Bo Diddley beat. They all looked so cool and confident.
I was a shy kid, so even going in and watching the Roadrunners was pretty nerve-wracking for me. But I had to do it: something was compelling me. I even tapped my feet and nodded my head to the music, by my standards a major display of exhibitionism. Watching the Roadrunners, I was so happy; the impact of the music hit me so hard. I thought, 'This is it. This is what I'm going to do, I'm going to be in a band like this and play music.'
* * *
Up to that point, if I'd thought about it at all, I'd have assumed my life would be spent in Driffield. It was a busy little town in a picturesque part of Yorkshire, surrounded by farmland, with turkeys, sheep and cows in every direction, as well as cornfields. There was a little bit of industry, but not too much: we had Bradshaw's flour mill on the outskirts of the town. There were a couple of factories, including Dewhirst, which made shirts for Marks & Spencer, and Vertex, a spectacles company.
That description makes the town sound pretty boring, I'm sure, but it could be exciting at times: there were a few local rock bands, and occasionally a big London band would come up and play. We had a couple of good coffee bars with jukeboxes, where we hung out.
Driffield was only twelve miles from the coast, where there were resorts like Bridlington and Scarborough, and then Hull was the nearest big city, about thirty miles away. Perhaps that's not such a long way to travel if you're driving or taking a train, but, believe me, the cultural distance between Driffield and Hull was huge in lots of ways. Driffield had one main street of shops and one main venue, the Town Hall, whereas Hull was a bustling city which at that time had the third busiest port in the country, although this would change drastically in the seventies after the Cod Wars with Iceland saw the local fishing industry decline. It had a university and an art college as well as clubs and theatres. In Hull all the big names of the time – the Beatles, the Stones, Roy Orbison and Jimi Hendrix to name a few – would come play at the ABC Theatre.
My father, Douglas Woodmansey, was originally from the village of Langtoft, which is about six miles north of Driffield. He joined the army with a friend of his when he was in his teens, because they wanted to see the world. I don't recall which regiment he was in, but I know he served in the Far East, including a spell in Hong Kong.
My mother, Annie, was born in Driffield, and was part of a large family. She became a nurse at East Riding General Hospital in the town, and met my father when he was home on leave. They never really talked much about that time, perhaps because they weren't keen to admit that she got pregnant. Mum and Dad didn't get married at that point because they weren't sure if they would be together in the long term. He wanted her to be an army wife following him around the country, but she loved nursing and wanted to continue in the profession. They were both on their own career paths and hadn't got around to making big decisions yet. It took a bit of thinking through, especially with the stigma of having a baby out of wedlock. It was a hell of a big deal in a small, very traditional community like Driffield at that time.
Mum kept working right up until I was born, hiding her pregnancy with a sort of corset worn around her abdomen. It was so tight that she passed out on the ward one day, and I appeared shortly afterwards, on 4 February 1950.
My mother's father wanted to kick her out of the house, I later found out, because she'd got pregnant. He'd been in the army himself, and was a real disciplinarian. But her mother – who was a very no-nonsense woman – stepped in and said, 'Annie's staying in this house, and she's having her child here.' My grandfather was tough, but she was tougher.
So I spent my early years living in my grandparents' house at 18 Eastfield Road, which was also home to my mother, her uncle Edward, her sister Deanie and their two brothers, Harold and Ernest. It was on a new council estate, and I'd cycle around on my little three-wheel bike and chase fire engines, and go so far from home that my long-suffering relatives would be scouring the streets trying to find me and bring me back. My mother worked nights a lot and my dad was away most of the time, so essentially my grandmother raised me until I was five, when my dad left the army. Although I was christened Michael Woodmansey, I went by the name Mick Bradley then, using my mother's surname.
My grandfather was an engineer at the local gasworks in the centre of the town. I went to the works with him a couple of times when I was little; I remember burning my hand on a pipe. My grandmother was a housewife, looking after their four children and me. It was a really good period of my childhood. I was a happy kid.
The old cliché of neighbours being in and out of each other's houses was completely true for the families where we lived. People would leave their front doors open and you'd go round and have tea. The whole street was like that, except for one particular set of neighbours whose house you'd never go to. I remember very clearly that there was some animosity between our family and theirs. One day in 1954 those annoying neighbours complained to my family that I was keeping them awake with my drum kit – even though I didn't have one. I don't know what they'd actually heard, if anything, but this gave my uncles an idea ... so they went out and bought a snare drum, sticks and a stand and took me upstairs to the bedroom next to the neighbours' bedroom.
'We're going to shut the door,' they told me cheerfully. 'Make as much noise as you can!'
Apparently I really went for it and beat the hell out of those drums – and that, looking back, was the very start of my career as a drummer. I like to think I've developed a bit of subtlety in my technique since then, but you never know.
When I was five years old my parents got married. I guess they must have slipped away and done it as they never mentioned it. They had finally come to the decision that my dad, rather than my mother, would give up his career so we could live as a family in Driffield. The outcome was that he left the army and the three of us settled down together at 49 Westgate, a terraced house divided into two flats: we had the ground floor and the garden, plus an outside toilet which was about thirty yards away from the house, and an outside bathroom which was about twenty yards away. This was an outhouse with a concrete floor and three tin baths of different sizes hanging on the wall. There was a boiler in there so you could heat water up for the baths, and it got very steamy: you couldn't even see your feet to wash them.
After you'd had a bath, it was too wet in there for you to put your clothes on, so you had to wrap a towel round you and sprint to the house through the wind, rain and snow, thinking, 'Fuck!' Being clean took courage! This was normal back then, by the way; we weren't a poor family, although there wasn't a lot of spare money. (After a couple of years we moved into the upstairs flat, a considerably nicer place with an inside toilet!)
It was quite a shock for me to leave the Bradleys, where I was part of a large, warm family who gave me a lot of attention. About a year after my parents married, my sister Pamela was born, which was something else to adjust to. But the most difficult thing was living with a dad I hardly knew, having only seen him when he was home on leave. He was very strict: I wasn't allowed to jump on furniture or walk on walls like you do as a kid. I guess I'd got used to the more relaxed atmosphere at my gran's when I had been the only child in the family. His viewpoint was that I was spoilt. To me he looked a bit like John Wayne, a bit of a hard man. I began to have a troubled relationship with my dad at this point. He carried a chip on his shoulder for quite a while, as I'd effectively come along and interrupted his army life. He had a lot of mates in the army, and none at home, so he didn't have much of a social life because he was a young dad. I was the object of his frustration, basically, and that took a lot of getting used to. It's tough for a kid to feel that his father resents him, although I realize that there were extenuating circumstances.
Sometimes my dad's annoyance would be frightening: my mum would set the table for Sunday lunch and if he was in a bad mood he'd grab a corner of the tablecloth and rip the whole thing off. My dinner would be in front of me, and then all of a sudden it was dripping off the wall. This was scary behaviour.
I can understand it to an extent, because I have three sons myself; although I love them and I'm close to them, being a parent can be hard work, and I think it was especially hard for my dad because he was so young and his life had been overturned when I arrived. My relationship with him wasn't all bad, fortunately: he had a great sense of humour, which I shared. We both loved listening to The Goon Show and watching Hancock's Half Hour on TV and he took me to see the comedian Jimmy Clitheroe in Bridlington. I remember Jimmy came and sat next to me during the show, and it freaked me out because he was an adult but barely four feet tall. Dad and I would have play fights, and he took me fishing, too, and did a lot of dad stuff like that. There were good times as well as less good times.
My dad had one record, a collection of blues songs by Muddy Waters and others, although he must have played it at my grandmother's house because we didn't have a record player at home until much later. I must have wanted to play music rather than just listen to it, because I remember at the age of eight I had a tantrum in Woolworth's. Apparently I wanted a trumpet, of all things, although I have no idea why because I've never wanted to play a brass instrument since then. I kicked up merry hell, lying on the floor and shouting, and they had to carry me out. I didn't get the trumpet either. That was the end of my performing aspirations until I was fourteen, by which time I'd started to get into music properly, mainly through listening to Radio Luxembourg, which was the best source of contemporary music, although the BBC Light Programme had shows like Pick of the Pops where you could hear what was in the charts.
* * *
Even though I lived in a very small place, I was always interested in the outside world. There were American air force personnel based at RAF Driffield in the late 1950s and I had a couple of American friends; it felt very alien to have them in our schools, because they were so different from us. I remember playing baseball on the school field with George Smith, who had a typical American crew-cut and who wore sneakers and jeans which seemed a lot cooler than the ones we wore, better fitting and more stylish.
George was a nice guy, but quite a few kids at school didn't mix with him because he was different, and people didn't like things being different back then. But there was something about America that fascinated me from an early age: I used to wonder what it would be like to go into a diner in Texas and order dinner. When you were in a farming town in Yorkshire, the idea of ever doing that was almost unimaginable.
What I didn't know at the time was that Americans like George's dad were in Driffield because the US wanted to deploy their Thor ballistic missiles in Britain. RAF Driffield was home to three of these nuclear warheads, which were capable of reaching Moscow. Considering that made us a target should the Soviet Union ever launch a nuclear strike, I'm glad I was oblivious to this. But I do remember the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962, when it seemed America and Russia were on the brink of nuclear war. It was made very real for us because our American schoolmates were so fearful.
My curiosity was also fuelled by reading science fiction comics. I bought every comic I could lay my hands on and so did two of my school friends, Johnny Butler and Graham Cardwell. Johnny's father was in the navy and he'd bring back American science fiction comics like Amazing Stories and Weird Tales. I was hooked on them; some of the stories really opened your mind up to different possibilities.
There was often a moral in these stories, which taught me right from wrong much more effectively than anything I ever read at school. There was one story about an astronaut who crashed on a planet, searching for an earlier astronaut who had been lost. It was raining heavily on this planet and there was mud everywhere. He saw what he thought was a monster, covered in lumps and hunched over, and assumed it was an enemy – he spent most of the story trying to kill this 'monster' but actually it was the lost astronaut. Then the rain started burning his own skin and raising lumps, and he began to turn into a monster himself – and that was the end. I thought, 'Whoa! So the moral of this story is that appearances are deceiving, and you can't judge things by how they look.' This was an interesting way for a kid to learn about life.
I liked thinking and talking about the meaning of life, although I do remember very clearly that my mother had no interest in these subjects whatsoever. I once asked her, 'Don't you ever wonder what life is all about, Mum?' and she sighed and said, 'Oh no – what do I want to think about things like that for?' That was always her attitude but I didn't hold it against her. She had a lot on her plate trying to run a household, with money and time in short supply.
(Continues...)
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