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Space Cadet vs Drama Queen
By RealBuzz Studios Thomas Nelson
Copyright © 2007 Realbuzz Studios
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ISBN: 978-1-59554-394-3
CHAPTER 1
THE MONSTRONAUT
Rated R
Awesome! I loved the part when the tentacles popped out of his head!
Eeek! Don't remind me! I'll be having nightmares for a week!
Wuzzup, Tim? Didn't you like the movie?
Nope, saw everything coming. I thought it was pretty cliché and predictable.
Who died and made you Quentin Tarantino?
.....
I'm glad I had Derek to cling to in the scary scenes!
Popcorn ads are scary?
Yeah! Like the part when that girl heard behind her --
SALLY RICHMOND!
Eeek!
What are you doing coming out of a R-rated movie?
Busted! Busted!
B-b-but Mom ... I didn't know ... I mean, I was with my friends ...
Didn't we raise you better?
Don't blame Sally, Mr. Richmond. It was our idea --
Sally shouldn't do something just because her friends do.
Get in! You know you shouldn't see those kind of films!
... yes sir ...
It's just a dumb sci-fi movie! My mom doesn't mind.
That's her problem!
V-R-R-R-R-OOOOM!
Hi, Dad!
Kimberly just came home. I'll speak to her Reginald.
Mr. Richmond is upset that you took Sally to a R-rated movie.
Dad, it's just a sci-fi horror film. No sex, just violence.
It's not like we're gonna sprout tentacles or something!
As my daughter you have to set a higher standard.
Oh? Didn't you and Mom go to an R-rated movie last month?
Er ... that was different. It was an art film ...
Riiiiiiight ... G'night, Dad.
Grounded for a R-rated movie? Bummer ...
It's my own fault.
I know Dad doesn't want me seeing R-rated films.
= scha! = I've seen lots worse than that!
I'm sure you have.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing ... merely agreeing with you ...
I hate being grounded but I'm glad they love me enough to care.
Well, it's a pity you got grounded over such a crappy movie!
Yeah, like you could do better?
Easily!
Prove it!
(Continues...)
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