So Close to Amazing: Stories of a DIY Life Gone Wrong . . . and Learning to Find the Beauty in Every Imperfection

by KariAnne Wood Narrated by KariAnne Wood

Overview

This is a book celebrating the incredible, awesome, special individual within each of us. It's also a book for anyone who has ever mismatched her shoes or trimmed her own bangs when a professional might have been a better choice or added too much soap to the washer and watched it overflow. (Not that KariAnne Wood has ever done any of these things.) Fans of The Magnolia Story and The Pioneer Woman will love this debut memoir from the beloved Thistlewood Farms blogger. So Close to Amazing is a collection of hilarious and heartfelt reflections on getting it almost right?and how, instead of giving up, we can choose to simply embrace our real selves right where we are. It's a story of transparency and honesty and recognizing that perfection is completely overemphasized and overrated. It's about grace and learning from mistakes and rejoicing in every victory, no matter how small. Because when you find joy in the “you” God created you to be, you'll discover the amazing that was there all along. Contains beautiful DIY project ideas anyone can do, whether you're Pinterest perfect or craft challenged?homemade signs, centerpieces, recipe walls, and more!

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

08/14/2017
In her debut, Wood, creator of the Thistlewood Farms lifestyle blog, inspires readers by reclaiming other people’s junk and transforming her finds into treasures, all while providing lots of inspiration. This lighthearted memoir begins with Woods’s life in Texas, where she worked as a preschool teacher. She envisioned great successes in many areas—choosing an outfit, applying a parenting technique—but the results fell short of her expectations, and sometimes she undermined herself by aiming for perfection. To help readers overcome similar self-destructive thinking, she explains her discovery that beauty is found in imperfection, which, she writes, is actually a true representation of grace. Woods also felt God’s impulse for her to seek change, or “the jump.” Although she realized life would never reach perfection, it was still necessary to strive to achieve her latent, deepest desires. For her, this meant transplanting the Greer family to more rural environs, a move that included her husband buying a pharmacy in Tennessee. Included are directions for a few of Wood’s favorite DIY projects, including useful home products such as mirrors, curtains, and calendars made from reclaimed materials. Agent: Ruth Samson, William K. Jensen Literary. (Sept.)

Product Details

BN ID:	2940172246722
Publisher:	EChristian, Inc.
Publication date:	09/05/2017
Edition description:	Unabridged

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CHAPTER 1

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LIFE LESSON #1

Sometimes in the middle of all the ordinary, something extraordinary shows up.

I remember thinking at the time I was on some sort of supersized Christian version of Candid Camera.

You know.

The show where people are put into random situations with absolutely no idea someone is filming them, and in the middle of seeing a car without a driver or a person falling headfirst into a pie or movers carting off random mannequins from a store window, Allen Funt shows up with a camera crew.

Except in my daydream it was Billy Graham. Or the angel Gabriel.

Take your pick.

The Candid Camera daydream happened as I was sitting in a newly reupholstered church pew, plucking imaginary pieces of lint from the most amazing outfit combination: an asymmetrical jean skirt topped with a peasant blouse wrapped with a knitted shrug. And the icing on the outfit cake? A pair of lace-up gladiator sandals with tiny beads that shook as I crossed and uncrossed my legs.

It was an ensemble for the ages.

My outfit and I had spent the better part of the last twenty minutes acting like we weren't listening to the sermon. It was hitting a little too close to home. I was staring at the ceiling, mentally redesigning the banners hanging over the organ to resemble Gothic architecture and wondering if blue carpet was the best decor choice for the sanctuary.

But my heart?

It was listening to every word.

Our pastor was in the middle of a multipart sermon series about stepping back and letting go. For weeks he had been talking about the significance of placing God first in your life. In all things, in all ways, we are to acknowledge his sovereignty and trust him with our whole hearts. As we let go and release fear and doubt and worry and lean not on our own understanding, God will direct our paths (see Proverbs 3:5-6).

When I first read about the series in the bulletin, I almost stayed home, pulled the covers over my head, and slept in. Why go? I asked myself. You're already acknowledging and trusting and releasing and leaning. You've been over all this in last year's Bible study. Its nothing new.

I knew that Jesus was my Savior.

I had proclaimed him the Lord of my life.

I did my part at church. I helped with the choir and supported missions and sketched charts of Paul's second missionary journey and made hot dog potpie when someone was sick and planned all the Sunday school parties, complete with elaborate themes and games and a mix tape with the occasional choreographed song.

The Christian boxes? I had them all checked off.

So it was with a considerable degree of reluctance that I dragged myself to church that Sunday and found myself sitting in the pew with my arms crossed, one on top of the other, bracing myself for the sermon. I was pretty sure I had heard all this before. It wasn't new to me. I had been raised in church. I had played the nonsinging innkeeper's wife in the children's Christmas pageant. I knew all the stories and parables by heart. I could recite the story of Noah and the Flood and Jonah and the whale and Jesus feeding the five thousand. I'd been first in Bible Drill as a kid. I knew where to find Malachi. I'd made woven potholders for overseas missionaries. And in a pinch, when I needed a really good Bible verse, I could quote John 3:16 standing on one foot with my eyes closed.

But this message?

To my surprise, it was different.

That day I felt like the pastor was preaching directly to me. It was as if this entire sermon series had been written in longhand, tied to a carrier pigeon, and dropped directly onto my pew. The ironic thing? The carrier pigeon had perfect timing.

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For months, my husband, Denton, and I had been talking about our family's future. It all began as an off-the-cuff discussion that turned into something so much more. We'd talk and plan and dream for hours about leaving everything behind and starting fresh in a place where the green grass grew and white clouds drifted overhead in blue skies and the cows lowed and the birds chirped and the air was filled with the smell of freshly cut hay. We wanted to jump into a new adventure and begin again in a place where we could see the stars in the night sky.

Our biggest challenge was that the jump didn't involve just us. There were other hearts to consider.

At ten, our oldest, Denton Jr., was a state capital expert, a reluctant soccer player, and captain of the neighborhood kickball games. He had come into this world bubbling over with joy. By the time he was two, he had twinkling brown eyes like his dad and an irresistible toothless grin. By the time he was three, he knew that Reykjavik is the capital of Iceland and that Czechoslovakia isn't a country anymore and that the state fish of Hawaii is the humuhumunukunukuapua'a.

I'd dress him up in yard-sale overalls with a big plaid pocket in the front, tiny hiking boots, and a faded jean jacket with his name scrawled across the back. Then I'd perch him in the front of a Target shopping cart. We didn't have a dime to our name, so we window-shopped. With him in his overalls and me in my stirrup pants, we strolled down aisle after aisle of the store. He'd cheerfully peer out from under the brim of his baseball cap and wave at the other shoppers. They'd wave back, smile at me, and whisper to each other how cute he was.

I'd beam with pride and tell myself what an incredible mother I was. I'd look at this tiny human, sitting so politely in the shopping cart seat sharing his state-fish knowledge with anyone who would listen, and mentally pat myself on the back. It was official.

I was amazing.

Maybe I should write parenting books, I told myself. Maybe I should teach classes to other moms. Why hide my light under a bushel when I am obviously so successful in the mother department?

I lived in that self-congratulatory haze for three years.

Delusion was wonderful.

Until.

Until our next son came along.

Three years later, Zachary arrived on a wintry day in December, grabbing life by the tail and never letting go. He was mischievous and lively and energetic, and he never met a mountain he didn't want to climb. He represented. He stood up and was counted. His curiosity was boundless, and he devoured books like they were candy and believed that one day dinosaurs would rule the earth again. He bounced and giggled and rolled and skateboarded his way into our hearts, but he never, ever sat still in the seat of the red Target cart.

He peeled gum off the floor of the store instead.

And then? We thought we were done. We thought our family was complete. We were blessed with two boys who kept us on our toes and filled our lives to the brim with energy and enthusiasm. It was time to pack up the strollers and the burp cloths and the tiny mobile with the elephant that beeped. Then, on the brink of trading it all in for a basketball hoop, we discovered I was pregnant again.

With twins.

It was a challenging pregnancy. I contracted fifth disease in the first trimester, and at twenty-four weeks the twins were diagnosed with a condition that sometimes affects identical twins called twinto-twin transfusion syndrome. I spent over four weeks in the hospital on bed rest so the nursing staff could monitor the babies for signs of distress. At twenty-nine weeks, the situation became serious, and the doctors were forced to operate. Almost three months before their due date, I gave birth to tiny, premature twin girls weighing in at just over two pounds each.

Now our twin girls, Westleigh and Whitney, were four and full of sugar and spice. They were professional Sharpie wall-drawers and hostesses for tea parties, which they served to monkeys and elephants with giggles and laughter.

Westleigh Anne was born a minute before her sister and lived up to every letter of her name. She was an Anne, a tradition in our family. The oldest girl of the oldest girl was always an Anne, just like me and my mother and my grandmother before her. We Annes are known for our tenacity, inner strength, and ability to speak our minds, and she was no exception.

Her sister, Whitney, was the littlest of my children. The youngest. The tiniest basketball player with the biggest heart. She was the curly-haired tumbler, the dancer, the cartwheeler, the Scripture memorizer, and her sister's biggest cheerleader. And she never met a stray she didn't want to bring home and name after someone from the Bible.

For our children, Texas was home. It's where their school was, where their church was, where their friends were. And perhaps most of all, where they had grown up surrounded by a large extended family. A family who had attended every birthday, every muddy soccer game, every crowded school open house, and every school play where someone dressed up as a giant block of cheese.

Leaving would be a big adjustment.

After all, we'd grown up in Texas. It was all we knew. My husband was a pharmacist who worked for a nonprofit foundation in downtown Dallas. I ran a preschool at our local church. Our parents lived nearby. My brother and sister-i n-l aw lived down the street in a part of town where everyone knew your name. There were aunts and cousins and grandparents and parents who were on speed dial for babysitting or broken washing machines or leaking ceilings. There was always a helping hand extended or a shoulder to cry on or an inside joke to share.

Or some combination thereof.

We lived in a historic home we'd bought four years earlier. We'd completely renovated it, with a new bathroom and an inlaid kitchen floor so beautiful you'd say grace over it. It had twenty-one closets, four bedrooms, a tiny room just for the mail, and a backyard with room for a bicycle path.

The house was wonderful. Life was wonderful. Why would we ever want to move?

But somehow the word jump wiggled its way into our conversations.

Our hearts wanted to move. Denton and I had both lived in small towns when we were growing up, and we wanted that for our children, too. Denton had an hour-and-a-half commute each way, and he wanted a five-minute drive in the country instead. I wanted to garden and grow corn and wear aprons and walk in the back meadow with leaves crunching under my feet. We wanted our children to live without designer labels and cell phones and learn how to climb trees and fish in the creek.

At first we just talked about jumping at random times, in random places. We talked about moving to the country and what our house would look like and how I'd always wanted to own a goat. I remember having an entire discussion while waiting in line at Chuck E. Cheese's about what type of business we would open if we moved.

But that's all it was: a discussion.

Just a distant dream.

At the time, it didn't even seem like a remote possibility. There were too many obstacles, too many complications. And the questions were endless. How can we leave everything we know? What will we do to support ourselves? Aren't we adults? Shouldn't we be responsible and make responsible decisions? Isn't the smell of hay slightly overrated?

Would we even remember to look up and see the stars?

But slowly, as dreams sometimes do, this dream began to grow legs and take shape over the next few months. We found several business possibilities that looked like a good fit and narrowed our options down to certain areas of the country where we thought we could live. Arkansas and Oklahoma and Tennessee all made the cut. Each of these states offered a lower cost of living with acres of beautiful countryside and a business-friendly atmosphere. We discussed our financial picture and what we should list our house for to make the whole move work.

There were moments when I remember thinking, This is it. Today is the day. Were going to do it. Tell Pa to get the covered wagon and pack the quilts and the washboard. We are leaving it all behind and heading west.

We traveled up to Oklahoma and looked at a pharmacy we heard might be for sale. The area was beautiful, and the small town was perfect, with a main street right out of a movie. The gas station had the perfect mix of Diet Coke with tiny, crunchy ice. But we couldn't make the finances work. Other opportunities seemed too good to be true, or we were there too late, or something just didn't feel right.

It was an exhausting roller coaster.

In the end, nothing ever seemed to happen. There was always some overwhelming obstacle in our way or a decision that didn't feel right, and we never got farther than the front door.

At my niece's birthday party one year, between the chocolate cake and the "Happy Birthday" cha cha chas, I brought up the subject of moving.

"I heard about a house for sale in Kentucky," I tossed nonchalantly into conversation. "The cost of living is so much cheaper there, and I've always wanted to learn to ride a horse."

"A horse? Really?" my mother snorted. My dad grinned across the balloon arch. My brother rolled his eyes and cut another piece of cake. And me? I gazed off into the distance, as if willing the countryside to come to my front door.

Most of the time no one listened to us when we talked about moving. They'd glance at each other when we started in on our plans to jump, and they'd roll their eyes. We talked about it so much and for so long that no one really took us seriously anymore.

Truthfully? Maybe all we wanted to do was talk. And dream. And talk a little more. I'm not sure if either Denton or I thought we would actually do it. All I know is that if one day moving trucks pulled up to the house, I would have been the first one clinging to the columns on the front porch.

And then something happened that changed everything.

*
In the middle of all that talking and pontificating and waiting for the day we would pack up the covered wagon, an actual business proposal showed up. An independent pharmacy became available in a small town in Kentucky, and the owners wanted to know if we were interested in buying it. My husband would run the pharmacy, and I could manage the gift store.

It sounded like it might work. It sounded like a real possibility. But we had been sure before, too. Our hopes had been dashed over and over again. So with great trepidation, mixed with an extra helping of excitement, we packed our bags and headed to Kentucky for a visit.

We didn't mention our reconnaissance mission to our family. They had already heard it all before and probably wouldn't believe us anyway. Besides, it was time for a little less talk and a little more action. So, Denton and I packed our overnight bags into our minivan and headed toward the Bluegrass State.

We drove into town with a healthy dose of skepticism and our loopholes and excuses and reasons ready.

"Only an hour," we said to each other. "That's all we'll need. It's probably not even a good fit." But our hour turned into an afternoon, and our skepticism turned into hope, and our journey turned into a destination.

It was the perfect situation.

The pharmacy was a thriving business located in a small town at the edge of where the Ohio and Cumberland Rivers meet. The town had a rich history and a century-old courthouse and the remains of an inn where famous dignitaries had stayed. There was also a Civil War site and a bridge named after Thomas Jefferson's sister on the edge of town. The schools were good, and we found yummy pizza with extra toppings for only five dollars on Tuesdays at the gas station.

And the best part?

In the entire county where the pharmacy was located, there were no stoplights. Not a single one. The county did have two blinking yellow lights, even though one of them was broken. There were stop signs and deer crossing signs and congested area signs at the street corner where the old grocery store used to be.

After meeting with the owner of the pharmacy, my husband and I stood on the bank of the river and gazed at the clouds drifting by in the sky. We watched as tiny branches waved to and fro in the wind.

Neither of us spoke. It all just felt so right.

We turned and headed back to Texas with our heads in the clouds.

But before we crossed the Tennessee border, doubt started to creep in. We debated the pros and cons of a momentous decision like this one. Our discussion centered mostly on the cons.

We didn't have enough money.

It was so far away.

We didn't know anyone in the town.

The real estate market for buying and selling was almost nonexistent.

We would be leaving our family.

By the time we left Tennessee and crossed into Arkansas, we'd talked ourselves out of the plan. We decided to table it until later. And by later, I think we meant never. It was a decision to be filed away and marked with a label of someday.

(Continues…)

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