Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law III

You haven't heard a word I've said, have you? R.Andrew Putts, III, Esq. upbraids the over-ambitious but underhanded Jack Snarkey, his fellow stakeholder in the firm of Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law. Snarkey denies it. He's been listening to every word Putts says. Too bad nothing Putts says is important.

But courting a new client is important. Snarkey's after the ruthless real-estate magnate, Eliot Babington. Putts once did a good turn for Eliot's sister, Glynnis Alden. Now, Snarkey wants to win her brother's business by showing he's as lean, mean and low-down as Eliot himself.

Snarkey will do whatever dirty work Eliot wants. Throw your poor, old, childhood nurse out of her house and into the street? Say the word; Snarkey will do it. Or, to be more precise...

He'll make Putts do it. But when the firm's hapless minority stakeholder tries to serve the eviction notice, he ends up on the receiving end of a hellish gypsy curse.

Worse, Putts discovers more curses. Eliot unveils a massive real-estate scheme to take hundreds of city blocks by eminent domain, throwing thousands out of their homes, including Snarkey & Putts' longtime clients, the Menninger sisters. Snarkey wants to sweep the conflict of interest under the rug until...

Putts' legal ethics trigger a violent free-for-all. Eliot leaves Snarkey beaten and bloody on the conference room floor. Why can't he be as nice as his dog? The giant, playful, wolf-like animal roams the grounds of Babington Castle, licking Putts like a popsicle and protecting Glynnis.

But what's the curious canine protecting her from? Why won't Glynnis tell Putts the dog's name? And why is Snarkey's five o'clock shadow coming in at 2:00 P.M.?

Big law, big money, big laughs expose the terrible enchantment plaguing their clients when Snarkey and Putts tackle The Case of the Canine's Curse.

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Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law III

You haven't heard a word I've said, have you? R.Andrew Putts, III, Esq. upbraids the over-ambitious but underhanded Jack Snarkey, his fellow stakeholder in the firm of Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law. Snarkey denies it. He's been listening to every word Putts says. Too bad nothing Putts says is important.

But courting a new client is important. Snarkey's after the ruthless real-estate magnate, Eliot Babington. Putts once did a good turn for Eliot's sister, Glynnis Alden. Now, Snarkey wants to win her brother's business by showing he's as lean, mean and low-down as Eliot himself.

Snarkey will do whatever dirty work Eliot wants. Throw your poor, old, childhood nurse out of her house and into the street? Say the word; Snarkey will do it. Or, to be more precise...

He'll make Putts do it. But when the firm's hapless minority stakeholder tries to serve the eviction notice, he ends up on the receiving end of a hellish gypsy curse.

Worse, Putts discovers more curses. Eliot unveils a massive real-estate scheme to take hundreds of city blocks by eminent domain, throwing thousands out of their homes, including Snarkey & Putts' longtime clients, the Menninger sisters. Snarkey wants to sweep the conflict of interest under the rug until...

Putts' legal ethics trigger a violent free-for-all. Eliot leaves Snarkey beaten and bloody on the conference room floor. Why can't he be as nice as his dog? The giant, playful, wolf-like animal roams the grounds of Babington Castle, licking Putts like a popsicle and protecting Glynnis.

But what's the curious canine protecting her from? Why won't Glynnis tell Putts the dog's name? And why is Snarkey's five o'clock shadow coming in at 2:00 P.M.?

Big law, big money, big laughs expose the terrible enchantment plaguing their clients when Snarkey and Putts tackle The Case of the Canine's Curse.

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Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law III

Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law III

by Joe Eliseon
Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law III

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You haven't heard a word I've said, have you? R.Andrew Putts, III, Esq. upbraids the over-ambitious but underhanded Jack Snarkey, his fellow stakeholder in the firm of Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law. Snarkey denies it. He's been listening to every word Putts says. Too bad nothing Putts says is important.

But courting a new client is important. Snarkey's after the ruthless real-estate magnate, Eliot Babington. Putts once did a good turn for Eliot's sister, Glynnis Alden. Now, Snarkey wants to win her brother's business by showing he's as lean, mean and low-down as Eliot himself.

Snarkey will do whatever dirty work Eliot wants. Throw your poor, old, childhood nurse out of her house and into the street? Say the word; Snarkey will do it. Or, to be more precise...

He'll make Putts do it. But when the firm's hapless minority stakeholder tries to serve the eviction notice, he ends up on the receiving end of a hellish gypsy curse.

Worse, Putts discovers more curses. Eliot unveils a massive real-estate scheme to take hundreds of city blocks by eminent domain, throwing thousands out of their homes, including Snarkey & Putts' longtime clients, the Menninger sisters. Snarkey wants to sweep the conflict of interest under the rug until...

Putts' legal ethics trigger a violent free-for-all. Eliot leaves Snarkey beaten and bloody on the conference room floor. Why can't he be as nice as his dog? The giant, playful, wolf-like animal roams the grounds of Babington Castle, licking Putts like a popsicle and protecting Glynnis.

But what's the curious canine protecting her from? Why won't Glynnis tell Putts the dog's name? And why is Snarkey's five o'clock shadow coming in at 2:00 P.M.?

Big law, big money, big laughs expose the terrible enchantment plaguing their clients when Snarkey and Putts tackle The Case of the Canine's Curse.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940162951698
Publisher: Joseph Rendini
Publication date: 05/13/2020
Series: Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law , #3
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

Joe Eliseon is an attorney and the author of The Seamless Web: A Legal Comedy, D.P.W.: A Devilish Political Fantasy, The Snarkey & Putts Paranormal Attorneys-At-Law series of comedy thrillers, several collections of short stories, including Five Minutes More and Other Stories and other assorted odds and ends. After many years of legal practice, Joe felt he had met enough strange characters. He turned to writing, in the hope that they would leave him alone. But they didn't. They've followed him into fiction, demanding that he write about them. He does. It helps keep them at bay. Readers think they are the product of his wild imagination. Joe knows better.

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